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Open Thread: White Cubs vs. Priests, Saturday 4/1

Since the White Cubs' team colors have not yet been determined, all their players will appear on today's telecast in black and white. Of course, many of you may not see it as the WGN outsourcing to India is not yet complete; workers are feverishly running the cans and string across the Pacific and Indian Oceans right now.

Meanwhile, the W.C.'s should a distinct advantage, I'd think, because of the Priests' unusual uniforms, pictured below.

 Today's Starting Pitchers
Greg Maddux
 G. Maddux
White Cubs
vs. Dewon Brazelton
 D. Brazelton
Priests
2-0 W-L 1-0
3.60 ERA 1.17
13 SO 15
5 BB 4
2 HR 0

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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Comments

Question regarding MLBTV
I just bought the MLB.TV package and was all psyched and everything, but when I click on the Cubs-Padres link all I get is a white screen.  I checked just to make sure and I'm not in a blackout area so anybody know what gives?
Doh!
Nevermind, me stoopid.
In Game.....
Cubs off to a good start in first inning. 2-0 with 2 outs. Murton has an RBI.

When Bellhorn "bare handed" that ball, was a clank heard 'round the park?

Walked in a Third Run
Cedeno walks, forcing in a run. Maddux up. Big ovation.
Oh welll
Maddux strikes out.

It is VERY windy in Vegas. The CF camera is constantly shaking.

Through 2 innings
Cubs 2, Priests 0

Maddux has retired all six batters he's faced.

Maddux done?
just two innings?
Appears so
handshakes all around, Rusch warming up
Pierre...
...singles off the ptichwer, steals second on Piazza.
HUH?
pitcher
Walker...
....hits a double, bringing home Pierre
im liking
the pierre  walker combo-

hopefully walker just zips his trap and toes the line so we dont trade him

Lee ...
....grounds out, Walker holding. It's 3-0 Cubs, one out in top of 3rd. Len and Bob gushing about Pierre.
They Just Announced...
....the Carlos Lee for Murton Hill Guzman is a done deal.
And if you believe THAT.....
no way??
who
alright enough april
fools jokes-
Jacques Jones...
..beats Giles' throw into second for a double, 5-0 Cubs. Somewhere along the way I missed a run. SOme update guy I am.
Heh, nice one!
i hate you
forever now for tricking me for a second about that silly trade
After 2 1/2, 5-0 White Cubs
If Jacques Jones and Juan Pierre Are Productive
Can we call them the French Connection?
Well...
... it means that Matt Murton will have to change his first name to Mathieu.
Rusch Pitching..
..aims for the knob of Sledge's bat, strike one. Brenly claims Sledge trying to use the knob instead of the other end.
Already Len and Bob Are Bored....
....they're talking about breaking wind at Wrigley.
And It's A Double Play...
....to end the inning. Liner to Ramirez who doubles off Sledge at first. Love to tell ya more particulars but frankly, I was not paying attention.
Len Nice Enough...
...to repeat for me. Dave Roberts was the one who hit into a double play. 5-0 Cubs as we go to the top of the 4th.
Murton
is quite simply a hitting machine

if nomar hadnt gotten hurt that trade would have went down as one of hendrys best fleecings and as it stands it still might

Well Well Well
Murton one hops the fence for a ground rule double. Whoever Dewey Brzaelton is, he is NOT the answer to the Padres' starting rotation problems. No outs.
Cedeno
More or less sacs Murton to 3rd. Brenly nominates Cedeno for the Hall.
Pinch hitter for Rusch already
Howry warming up. Oh oh.
beer cub
this is the only trade worthwile involving murton

Matt Murton for Vlad and Ervin Santana

I'd Do It If I were the Cubs, Sure
Seriously though....
...you wouldn't do Lee for Murton, Hill and Guzman?
no
why? Murton will come close to matching Lee at a fraction of the cost

To me Pie has less value than Murton- use him instead

Well...
...different strokes I guess. I'd do it.
After seeing Pie in person
this spring, I'm more sold on him than I was. He needs a year of triple A at least, but in the field, that guy is already Willie Mays. You can't coach that kind of speed.
Whoops
Murton not quite ready for Hall himself, gets caught in a rundown.
End of 4 1/2 , still 5-0.
Howry Pitching In The 5th
4th, not the 5th
My wish was that
our outfield would have been Murton Pie  High Value FA

but instead we got Jones clogging up that space

this was
for next year of course--

which is why i wanted jones with a one year deal

And As I Continue Posting For Myself and Ksucubbie
......Howry puts us all to sleep. Maddux would be back in the dugout by now.
Giles....
....tired of growing old at the plate, rips a single.
walker is better now that he follows pierre
walks looking good
Piazza Up...
....and Brenly promptly rips his catching skills. Love it.
flub
pierre and jones biff one!
Giles Steals Second...
...Piazza strikes out. Giles steals on Howry, not Barrett, as Howry's deliberate motions put Barrett's legs to sleep.
the French Connection
lets a fly ball drop between them, and it's 5-1.
flubber part duex
jeeeeshhhhh
time to yank this pitcher for new mojo
next!!!!!!!!!!
wtf was that pop up?
Barrett loses a pop-up in the sun. 5-2 Cubs.
Bizarro Ball Continues....
...in a play you'll on the news tonight, Bellhorn skies a pop up at home plate that no one sees, and it drops in fair territory in front of home, scoring a run. Everyone is safe.
Now 5-3.
5-2?
Bases loaded now. Howry's not looking very good.
Whoops
You're right, 5-2.
How Much Did Howry Get?
3 years, 12 million
Oh Brother
yeah, I knew that really, but let's just say he hasn't earned it his last few appearances.
I wasn't all that pleased
with the contracts to Eyre and Howry, but I do give Hendry credit for going out and buying two of  the best relievers available (which, admittedly, isn't saying much).
Walk by Howry
He's laboring a bit today
Laboring?
If he labored any more out there, he'd give birth.
I've Got to start paying attention...
....this now only the bottom of the 4th. Howry just made it seem longer.
After 4 complete innings, still 5-2
Substitutions
Pagan in for Pierre, Neifi in for Cedeno.
Top of the 5th..
..and the scrubs begin to appear. Coats and Pagan in the OF for Pierre and Jones. Wuertz in, making game go faster. Giles doubles, making for men on second and third, one out, Piazza up.
Now 5-3
Piazza sac flies in Khalil Greene from third, Giles holds at second. Two out.
vegas
our announcers are giving vegas a two day handjob marathon
Boy, Aren't They Though
you're right
  You don't really need to sell Las Vegas, right?  I could see if they were in Idaho or something but comeon it's Vegas...  If you don't know Las Vegas is awesome than you need to get out more..
Weurtz makes it 5-3. Eyre's turn now.
eyre
has been scoreless thus far- do you guys think he could be the next sean marshall??
After 5 complete, 5-3 Cubs
Scott Eyre is the next Koufax.
thisss
isss BUUUDWEEISSER THIS IS BEER

man george clooney should have mentioned how budweiser was ahead of the social times and was responsible for civil rights

No kidding...
...Suddenly Budweiser is the elixir that solves all problems everywhere, except for the hangover and the runs you get the next morning from drinking so many of them the night before. Not that I'd know.
wow
did you knwo that Henry Blaco really came on the 2nd have with a monster .242????

he totally saved us

Good Old Hank White
actually
He hit .318 in the second half, but since he hit .158 in the first half, he averaged out to .242.
After 5 and 1/2 still 5-3
Boy, talk about hitting a wall here as far as momentum goes....
Apparently the Cubs
have a crush on Blum
$10 to the person....
... who strangles the kid sitting enxt to the field mike that keeps yelling "steriods" and "oh come on" and other annoying phrases.

An extra 10 bucks if I get to hear the kid making some sort of "urp" noise as you drag him away.

ROTLMAO
I was thinking similar thoughts. A well placed foul ball might work too.
Can't They Just Switch That Mike Off?
alright is it just me
or is 24 the most overrated show

i mean how many world changing days is this guy involved in

yeah
that kid needs a freakin muzzle
Oh God No
Brenly wants Len to sing
Maybe....
...WGN should send someone over to that kid and tell him as long as he's insisting on a running commentary, he needs to go to the booth and work with Len and Bob.
lol
we need to bring back corporal punishment
This Just In......
....the kid's voice we keep hearing is not some snot nosed punk, but Darren Baker.

So wouldn't it still be a snot nosed......

FINALLY
Len mentions the kid.
no way
is it really darren i had to leave for a second
Uh.....
.....got you again.
adflajk
my hatred for you grows by the second

ever time i hear len casper i think of when mariotti called him a friendly ghost

it's a long season
I'm sure you'll get me somewhere.
Gee, thanks for pointing it out, Len.
Now, send a PA down there to shut him up.

Maybe BB is surfing BCB and saw us talking about it. OK BOB, IF YOU ARE READING, PLEASE WORK THE WORD RUTABEGA INTO THE BROADCAST.

What Is.....
....that huge inflatable thing beyond the RF wall? Looks like a big cow.
End of 6, 5-3 Cubs
Chan Ho Park is likely available. Now HIM, Hendry would probably go for.
RUTABAGA RUTABAGA RUTABAGA BOB!
Sorry
Got carried away.
My 06 Thoughts
  I feel both optimistic and dread at the same time about this 06 season.  I'm excited we actually have a lead-off guy which I can't recall the last time we have..  Bobby D perhaps, way back when?? Hmm..  Our pitchers look like they'll be all ready by late May or June so hopefully they others can hang on until the cavalry arrives.  I'm glad SI picked us 4th instead of "The CUBS WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES" this year so we can fly under the radar.  I think the Cubs thrive best in low expectation seasons.   Teams then take them for granted and they usually do well.  I'm just glad 06 is here..  Go Cubs!!  This April Fools day thing is really rough and it's painful to see black and white..  Yuck..  Funny tho' and you had me until I noticed a calendar..
SO....
...Federico Baez, who was on Puerto Rico's WBC team, now pitching in the 7th for the Cubs. He promptly gives up a triple to Justin Leone, who will spend this season making spaghetti westerns in Italy.
do you guys
think that bob and len make out sometimes?

i do

Man...
....I'm bored too but I'm not THAT bored.
seinfeld
not that there is anything wrong with that
i also wonder
in brenley has the fight the urge to run down into the clubhouse and erase neifi from the 2 spot sometimes
EY!
Good to see him.  I remember his time with the Cubs fondly.
Now 5-4 somehow
love to tell ya how, but I can't, I just can't.

Oh sh--, that kid is back.

end of inning 5-4.

Sac fly to Coats
n/t
uh oh
neifi is down -- Dusty--NOT MY EVERYTHING MAN
DOWN GOES NEIFI! DOWN GOES NEIFI!
Of course, had it been Cedeno, his leg would have exploded on screen.
lol
and somehow a shard would have hit murton in the eye and both would be lost
jesus
now we have to watch len and bob try and force paul sullivan to say nice things
On no, Paul Sullivan!
He can give Rick Morrissey a run for title of most clueless sportswriter.

Get Bruce Miles in there instead!

Another inning over still 5-4
sullivan
had a decent inverview he resisted the obvious attempts of len and bob to just be upbeat about everything -- gave a few nice insights-- im still waitng for lee's contract extension

if they are on the same page why cant this get done already and i will burn hendry in effigy if he doesnt get this done

Yea, he did
have a surprisingly good interview.  He was rather optimistic and not his usual a--hole self.
what
did he mean when he said we had 5-6 guys who could steal 15 bases?

pierre, hariston......

Lee, Cedeno, Jacque
Pagan too, though he wont get enough playing time to steal a lot of bases.
clay repada???
looks like he is about 12. A loogy in training.
he
pitched well in single a -- i say start him the day after marshall
and dusty says...
"Thanks son, nice outing. Enjoy AA."
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
and I don't mean that other guy.

AAAAAARdsma blows his 96 MPH heater by the Padres to end the Padres' 8th, still 5-4.

man
that hawkins trade is another example of how hendry just fleeces other GM's
Seriously....
....Aardsma looks lke he could be the real deal as far as a closer goes. My word but he throws fast.
new diary
wiht a poll on your favorite hendry fleecing ACT NOW
dave
http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=430911

only thing i dont like is that picture

and there is a reason he throws fast he was a 1st round pick-- just like Murton

Oh NOOOOOO! OH NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!  OH NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!  
Safe To Say
Buck Coats is not the RF of the future.
I don't know about that...
...he does has an awsome baseball name.  That has to count for something, right?
that is true
it is a great baseball name.
damn
your aaaardsma get a breaking ball and a change and then your ready
that kid
is a perfect case study for abortion rights
also safe to say....
that dr. Aardsma is not a two inning guy.
nope
but seriously if he can get another pitch or two he could be a big part of our pen in the future
ah, the scorer's nightmare....
nt
What is Budweiser?
Uh.... crappy beer that I wouldn't drink if it were given to me for free?
man
clooney sounds so pissed at the beginning of that commerical
and bud
is only good if its not bud light

the fatty version is drinkable

3 Hours Enough For Me
Gotta go meet the in laws for an early dinner. Enjoy.
you too
thanks for being the play by play to me color commentry
bot 10
Coates redeems himself with a leadoff single that nearly beheads the pitcher. Blanco up, with much hype as to the walkoff homer he hit at the end of ST last year. He bunts, moves Coates over.
WHAT!!!!
DUSTY PLAYING "SMALL BALL" omg HAPPYYYYYY

In all seriousness maybe this means he is actually going to start managing in a different way... and signals the beginning an end to the old Dustyball

Restovich ends it
Double off the rf wall. Ball game. THanks for coming.
this
is ksu signing off and reminding you THE SEASON IS FINALLY FU#($*G HERE BABY
Dude
what's with the harsh and offensive language KS??

Just kiddin man...F*$#@IN baseball baby!

I love having 162 games to look forward to!
They won! Woohoo!
JUST IN!!!!
Derrek Lee has signed a deal for $15mill/10yrs...

Z has also been locked up until 2015...

ha ha...
that was a very sarcastic Apirl Fool's joke...
You did fool me...
for a few seconds though.  Mostly because I expect to hear something on the subject soon.
I've returned home
and have flipped on the tape of today's game -- unfortunately, I have failed to account for extra innings. (I should join the 21st Century, and purchase a TiVo.) Anyway, the first play I see is that 'clank' in LF by Buck Coates and Matt Vasgergian says "What in the name of Brant Brown is going on here?" I promptly turn the tape off, and thank Cox Communications and the Padres for not letting that ninny out of his contract when WGN had interest in his services upon the departure of Chipper. Len & Bren are quite adequate upon compairison to this smug, no-talent twerp who is hoping for the retirement of Vin Scully, so he can vulture his way into that gig....
No Way...
....Vasgersian will never do Dodger play by play. Charley Steiner, in all his somnambulent glory, has the very inside track on that job.
Dont worry
Tivo aint that smart either.  It doesn't account for extra innings either.  That being said, I would reccommend all people get a DVR of some sort...it is so convenient once you learn the ins and outs (such as extra innings preparation).
What a sad story
Check out Wood and Prior in cowboy hats. If only they could fall in love with eachother and nurse themselves back to health and a World Series then we would have a real story. But as it looks now they are just a coulpe of broken cowboys.
http://crimsonfowl.blogspot.com/
See ya round Al
April fool is over. You can delete my login if you want. See you next year. I hope you guys see a lot of Black the rest of this year.

Truth be told I'd love to see the Sox play the Cubs in the World Series this year.

I'll leave it right there. Take care.

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