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Overflow Thread: Cubs vs. Reds, Tuesday 5/6, 6:10 CT

Just win, baby.

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Al quoting Al - I love it.
Line drive 1B to RF for Griffey.
Whoever is going May 13th consider yourselves lucky

Soriano bobblehead day, imagine how much that is worth!

We gotta get one of these for MDBNIU.
alittle Dick Vitale?
Yikes...

not good…

Jeeze our infield defense has been horrendous
Umpire says Theriot pulled his foot off 2nd on a FC.

Two runners, nobody out. Theriot didn’t like the call. Apparently proximity no longer counts? haha

not when the throw pulls the player off the bag.

It was a good call

was joking
Yep. I know. :-)

All good.

And as we speak

they do a DP….the RIGHT way! LOL

and a bad throw by 1dec

...Z will clean this up.

Flyout to Sori in LF.

1 out.

did he hop?
I don't think so, no.
was looking down to type, sorry
Ha, ha. Pie was nearby Sori. I wonder if he trusted him to catch it.

Sori is trying hard not to hop. Good for him!

Giving 30 outs

a game…this defense really stinks

giving what, again?

they got out of it. Stop looking for perfection, it isn’t there.

You're right. No hop!
You see, anyone can improve and work on his deficiencies!

Kudos to Sori.

15 days on the DL will do that to a guy
Cubs turn 6-4-3 on Encarnacion.

3 out.

Should Zambrano go one more?
give him a chance

any faulter and pull him

99 Pitches per gameday
Bunt single for Pie!
ate up Harang.

According to Bob, “with his speed, he should bunt once a game.” Idk bout that…

I actually wouldn't mind that at all.
love the idea

great job, buddy!

Good job,

Pie.

About time he bunts onto base!!
Z is not a bunter.
Ladies and gentleman...your new Cubs CF for the next 10 years....

Felix Pie.

Have pity on me.

I just spent 15 hours working the polls in Porter Co. My brain is fried. I have a splitting headache and can’t read all the comments.

Simple. game. summary. please?

Cubs are winning.
Summary

Onedec strikes again with 2 RBI single.
Ramirez return scores one.
Big Z is typical high pitch count Big Z.

Thanks for your service.

1st score: theriot single, SB, Rammy single drives in Theriot.
2nd score: DLee and Rammy walk, Dome bunts them over, Ronny drives them in

Z doesn’t have his best stuff, but he’s doing okay.

Good turnout?

I voted in Hobart….50% in my district…

600+ votes in the precinct

More than anyone can remember in recent memory.

Great..

lots in mine too…over 50% is excellent here.

the sentiment is nice,

but voting is a waste of time. we always seem to end up with either a bush or a clinton.

Big Z makin' Harang work!
Here he is... determind to make contact
Harang is a really good pitcher

its unfortunate for him to waste his talents on this team

Harang Pitch Count

so far with 1 out in the 7th…

Pitches 106
Strikes 73

Even more unfortunate when Dusty ruins him
Harang for Fontenot straight up
Baker needs someone from when he was managing the Cubs...
Then, let's just sign and trade Neifi!
Or Kenny Lofton.
Fontenot had a couple AB with him

and Walrond is available

C'mon, "Adolpho."

Prove all the naysayers wrong.

Ha!

Did Z hit his helmet in frustration his way back to the DO? LOL

SORIANO'S UP!!!!!! OH YEAH!!!

HAHA even better than the last one!
You're kill'in me!
got on base.

he’s hitting better than Lee today, no?

Base hit Soriano!

Into LF on a liner. Runners at 1st and 2nd…

Rare hit by soriano, we must take advantage
Yeah, 1279 in his career, how rare
OMG! he got on base!
Brenley just echoed my very own sentiments...

...Soriano got a little better with each AB.

Theriot got out.....somehow......runners at the corners with 2 out.
FO to right field.
He flied out and Pie tagged up and took 3rd.

n/t

sweet.

was checking the wx radar.

great

heads up baserunning – the kid is gettin it

Look!

Pie and Soriano on base in the same inning!
Yikes! Nobody can stop us now.

Harang half-asses the third-to-first pickoff move.

BOOOOOOOOO

Harang

should demand a trade.

Just get him before Milwaukee does, while we're intra-division dreamin'.
young pitchers

should have a “dusty baker” clause in their contracts, allowing them to become a free agent if Baker is signed to manage their team.

LOL!

Dusty would probably love a staff of 35+ year old coots.

"Veterans, dude."
dam dlee

how many LOB in the last couple of games?

still love that mofo.

What's a mofo?
wiki mofo and youll see
You're kidding, right?

n/t

i think alot of readers here are well over their 50's man
I think the term "mofo"

came along during the great depression years…
just sayin…

not according to wikipedia sir
come on....what do YOU think?

:-)

lee

is in a funk – obviously i love him but let’s see some clutch, DLee. i still think he will be a monster this year

Wish...

he could’ve had a big hit. Get some insurance runs.

nice quick out
And another!
six pitch inning.
As John Kruk said...

Lee is MVP Zambrano is Cy Young and Cubbies win the world series

A little birdie told him so.

(the one nesting in his hair)

And it came from someone who works for ESPN so you know it must be true
1-2-3 for Z in the 7th.
6 pitches, says Len.
That's the way to end the inning!
Sori

is hopping again.

Yup, he fully hopped that time.
it was kind of at an angle, tho.

I don’t think we’ve fully returned to the Whole Hop.

Yeah, it may have been a half hop.
Uh oh...
yeah, uh-oh --

he’s hit ok this game, and caught several balls. At some point, people won’t be able to complain about him.

Sure they will

and they have a right to until he gets his BA up over .275…
That’s the going avg. for 126 mil these days…

whatever you say, man.

he’ll carry this team this year. I guarantee it.

whatever you say, man.
Great 6 pitch inning

That was needed

HOP!

third out flies out to Sori!

Cy Young gets a 1-2-3 inning
Just like how McGrady can't get past the 1st round;

If he doesn’t get it now, it’s “on you.”

Cubbies fans drown out Reds fans

Heard “take me out to the ballgame” streaming WGN radio feed in tthe seventh. The “Cubbies” shouts drowned out the Reds fans.

I love...

when that happens, it just shows the greatness of Cubs fans.

Somewhere Marty Brennaman is kicking his dog
And by "dog" you mean "son."
Internet watching

I just found a way to watch Cubs games over the internet for free.

how.......
Just a sec

Let me streamline the instructions.

http://tvants.en.softonic.com

Go here and download the tvants player and install.

Then go here:

http://www.freebaseballradio.com/ChicagocubsMay.html

and click on the TVAnts link. On Firefox it asks you if you want to launch to app, click yes and wait for buffering.

The signal appears to be dependent on who is providing. Tonight, the signal provided appears to be MLB.TV. You have to put up with the Chinese ads but the signal I’m watching right now isn’t horrible. It’s about 3-5 minutes behind.

Boo no Mac option?
Sorry

Capitalism rules.

stealing video feeds is capitalism?

Not the feed

The computer system.

you are stealing a computer system?

More like

Socialism if you’re getting it free…

z's gameday photo

is freaking hilarious. he looks like he could be fukudome’s fat brother.

I always thought he looked like Jabba

just a Venezuelan one.

I'm thinking he's Batista's (of WWE fame) twin brother
NEW PITCHER

51 Jared Burton RHP
13 G, 1-1 R, 4.30 ERA, 14.2 IP, 16 H, 5 BB, 21 SO

Note to WGN: PLEASE take a page from the Comcast SN graphics package and adopt the vertical-style pitcher stat CG. Stop using the lower-third one with two pages. Show me everything at once so I can digest it all!

(1-1 R, R = record)
Are we playing good fundamental ball today?

Wish I could see what’s goin on… I’m overseas for the next 10 days.

Mixed.

2 errors, but a bunt single by Pie and a sac bunt by Kosuke.

only one real mistake.

Z at 105 pitches through 7.

Looking for a complete game?

Complete game? Doubt it.

Not at 105 already.

Kosuke in a little funk
yep Soto is on the kool aid

18 RBI’s for 1dec

I took me most of this game

to figure out 1dec=onedec

stay off the kool aid

:-)

Couldn't get into U Of I eh?

j/k, j/k….

I got into UIUC and Northwestern

but sometimes I kinda wish I’d gone to UI so I could enroll in the Aviation program.

Hey hey hey...

...I went to NIU, too. (And, um, no, I couldn’t.)

Same here...

Damn hard to get in there now..

And with that Soto hit we are guaranteed to have Soriano bat next inning!!
Cedeno grounds into FC.

to the bottom of the 8th….Zambrano still on.

I love this song in the Cadillac commercial.

“Genesis” by Justice.

I like to play it in my car so I feel cool.

Pretty quiet

in here tonight. I like it.

Winning seems to have that affect.

I hope for the same high every game…

*effect

Aghhh Medill F.

yup
winning

is dreamy.

So is Geovany Soto, eh Sue?
definitely
so is you know who ;-)
Someone once said George Glass was dreamy.
Jan's

boyfriend right?

Dingdingding

Tell ‘im what he’s won, Johnny!

Actually, Jan’s imaginary boyfriend.

Yep.

It’s been quite civil.

BOO QUIET!!

BOOO CUBS!!

rabblerabblerabblerabblerabblerabble
DIRKA DIRKA DIRKA!
Rob Schneider in...

DIRPY DIRPY DUR

hahaha
rob schneider had everything going for him, until one day....

he was a carrot! in a 24 “carrot” comedy, rob schneider is…a carrot! rated pg13!

Hey, that's my line!
Simpsons fan?
Or is that South Park?

I’m mixing them up.

i got mine from south park

bin laden episode is hilarious..

Ahh, you're right.

I knew that.

D’oh!

Er, I mean, ###*!!!!!

Yeah, I got it from South Park.
I'm seeing both animated crowds in my head.
Isn't everyone?
So very true.
Robot Chicken

Anyone here like it?

he hopped!
Yep, another semi-hop.
is anyone warming up

I can’t see the game as you might guess.

I dunno. that was a quick eighth.

He might go the distance.

'Nother 1-2-3 inning for Z. Wow.
Big Z goes eight innings!

Jason Marquis, please take note.

well give him another inning?
Time waste poll:

Should Z go the CG or Marmol / Woody time?

Let him start and see how he does
Complete game Big Z?
Nittanycub can we get another logo up for the soriano at bat?
complete game.. is my vote
After Wood blew his last game, Z might want to finish this.

And Lou might let him.

pitch count?

gotta love Z as the stopper

Z is done for the night.

Wood is warming up.

Almost there...

can we get thru 1 more inning without a meltdown

is it not amazing that some mother

named her child Dick Pole

Redundant,

No?

I know some

people who named their son Richard Head. I’m sure you know what the kids in school called him.

Richie?
My family knows this guy named Harry Richard
lol....not quite
Showing them in the dugout

Z is trying to talk Lou into letting him finish, but it looks like they’re going to end Z’s day right here with 113 pitches.

A wise choice.
Big Z is headed down the clubhouse steps.
I agree with you all - Z should finish this one

But Lou thinks we’re all out of our minds.

Looks like

Woody is up.

you are correct
i say we let him go!
PH Johnson on deck.

Sounds like he wanted to stay in.

Adam Dunn puts a dent in the wall.
yeah he looks done

HUGE outing though. Gotta give it to Z! A constant so far

Woody better friggin save this one!
He's gonna strike out 20 guys.

You just watch.

z's batting average

is 80 points higher than soriano’s.

smaller sample size for z

that explains it – that’s also why cedeno, even though he is hitting lights out and has 2 rbi’s tonight, is worse than fontenot and theriot and derosa

Z is the one who will carry this team

and already is.

from your keyboard to God's ears hopefully sackman
Pie is retired.
Man... that was a short career.
Yeah, geez, he's so young.
Just when he seems to show signs of figuring it out, too.
LOL.

this thread is funny.

Ron:

“He’s trying to argue… (To stay in the game) He should grow his hair out.”

LOL. Great non-sequitur

PINCH-HITTER

9 R. Johnson RH

think Woody will be pitching for his role as closer tonight

if he blows this one, I think Marmol gets the gig

Pin still has Soriano in leadoff

He is a man of his word

let woody have the night to pitch

I mean after all, this exact date ten years ago he pitched pretty well if I can remember..

wood will get the job done

and i think this could be a good confidence boast for him, and get him on the right track

he won't

if we just stay calm – only two bad days both against the brew

PH Johnson

pops out to CF. 2 out.

johnson stays in to play LF for soriano?

won’t happen, but might not be a bad idea…

I highly doubt it....

n/t

Dusty's plan in the 9th: hit it to Soriano

lol!

wait, dusty has a plan? my how he’s changed….

I'd love to see Dusty try to do just that.

Grab a bat, skip.

time for the fonz!
SORIANO'S UP!!! EVERYONE CELEBRATE, SORIANO IS FREAKIN AT BAT!!

hahaha just like soriano's at bats, the pictures have gotten much better each time!
And he hits a double!

So let’s recap:

1 AB: K
2 AB: Tapper to pitcher.
3 AB: Lineout to SS.
4 AB: Single
5 AB. Double.

Couple more ABs and he’ll hit for the cycle! But let’s hope that’s not necessary.

LF Soriano

flies to LF, bounces right in front of Dunn, who is an even worse fielder than Sori. Double!

Well, well, well...

a nice double for Sori.

I think wood will get it done

But, Why not keep big Z in the way the 8th went?

111 pitches
Personally I want to avoid too much more milage on Z's arm tonight...

...especially after that slide.

Lou concurs. He's done for the night.
The Fonz!

eh!

allright sori
He's the consumate leadoff man!
Dude, Dusty just came out to change up the pitchers, man.

Strategy: Force the Cubs to clog the bases. That is sure to throw off their offense!

how dusty decided to bring in Lincoln

Mendoza's Line is near!
See?

give the guy a break.

he's getting there!

a two-hit game, and he hit the ball hard one other time. he will be locked in by May 15th – just check it out OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

How about pinch-hitting for Theriot here? Like putting in Ward for a PH?

Move Cedeno to SS, and put DeRosa in at 2nd.

Somewhere, MDBNIU

is punching a wall.

Let's hope he breaks his hand and can't type.
we should all go to the sori bobble-head game

and give him all the bobbleheads.

Ha ha...yeah...just ship him a crate of them.
Yep. I

wonder who will be his whipping boy tomorrow?

Wood, Lou, Fukudome, take your pick.

Notice how Soriano is still hitting first? And why take out Z????

Lee
I dunno. Fookie's been having problems.

Blue Mike is primed to go off on our Import.

There are only two to take shot at now

Pin and Wood

Good call.

Very likely.

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is also military code-word for

Alfonso Soriano’s basement.

or Harold and Kumar's new bachelor pad
I wish we still had Doug Glanville.

That way new P Lincoln and hitter Douglas could have a dandy of a debate.

/nerdery

Riot

grounds out in that adorable scrappy way of his. 3 out.

He hustled all the way

through the bag. As we all know, that’s what really counts. Grit and hustle. And scrappiness. And horrid, wispy facial hair. And mullets.

Kid 20K coming in

Make it short and sweet, K.

yeah... we just need 3 Ks!
Wow, 10 years later...there he is.
baaaa.....

ZAM!

NEW PITCHER

34 Kerry Wood RHP
2008: 2-1, 15 G, 4 SV/7 OPP, 4.50 ERA, 16 IP, 10 H, 3 BB, 14 SO

I bet Wood is looking back saying, “boy, I wonder where I was 10 years ago. Too bad I don’t remember any of it and no one is around to remind me. Oh how the memory slips as the seconds tick by…”

Defense! Let's not blow it now
how about a solo shot for phillips
Phillips flies to Pie in CF.

1 out.

Woody!

Doesn’t hit the guy! W00t!

Votto bunt base hit with Ramirez playing way back.

Runner at 1st, 1 out.

Takin' a page from Dome's book there.
Vatto

bunts his way on.

1 up, 1 pitch, 1 out
Bush league.

Only Dusty would bunt with his power hitters in the bottom of the freaking ninth

I don't recall Dusty

knowing what a bunt WAS as a Cub. He’s probably pissed at Votto

Yeah, that's base-clogging stuff, dude.
LOL!

Let’s not speak of the Neifi, two-outs in the bottom of the ninth bunt…

i remember that!
OMG

what the HELL was he doing? I still can’t believe he did that.

oh wow i just remembered how pathetic that was

and whats even worse was that baker defended it

If you have a guy that CAN bunt...

...you should do it every so often to keep defenses honest against you and open up some holes in the infield. With nobody on ahead of you, it’s not a bad idea.

SACRIFICE bunting is often a tool of evil, but bunting for a base hit is a powerful weapon when used sparingly.

Agreed.
Every so often Ortiz bunts against that absurd wishbone shift...

...that teams put on him. Any lefty slugger that sees that shift with any sort of frequency should consider it. It’s smart baseball.

True,

especially the bit about sac bunts. I hate sac bunts with a passion that will never die.

The sacrifice can be the correct choice...

...if you have a speedier guy that can get some singles/reach on errors out of it. But mostly its value is when one run wins you the game – not could, not might, but DOES.

I just hate giving away outs.
I'm here guys.

Come on Woody!

wow, a cleanup hitter who bunts! ... and i just wish we had a leadoff hitter who could drop one down from time to time…

Wood has the slider today it seems
Ron's been a trooper tonight.

I hope he gets better.

He's sounds horrible!
Im here

any trrolls?

Not like last night
I don't mind people getting ticked about things going bad

but why aren’t you here when things are going good? I guess that’s the definition of a troll….

I don't

understand that either.

Encarnacion

PWNED!!!!!

K! 2 down
Encarnacion strikes out called on a nasty "frontdoor" slider on the inside corner!

Nice!

2 out.

Kkkkerry Wood!
strike out this sac
PAINT THE CORNER!
Votto advances to 2B, uncontested.
Screw him.

Kerry’s getting this out.

agreed.

go woody.

word

votto is a smart player tho (this inning at least)

one more strike
CUBS WIN!!! Lets Celebrate!!

Photobucket

Oh, Phoebe Cates

how you haunted my adolescent dreams…

what,

she doesn’t do that now?

CUBS WIN!!!
Dunn strikes out!!!


click it and sing it!

W: Zambrano (5-1)
L: Harang (1-5)
S: Wood (5)

VERY COOL!

SINGING ALONG

Thanks...

Too cool!!

It might be just me,

but when i’m not having a couple, I feel embarrassed that the team I follow is associated with this song.

Oh well, I don't mind.

To me it’s the music of victory.

Drinking doesn't make me any less embarassed about it

but it softens the blow considerably.

Hahah, nice.
Dunn

PWNED!!!

CUBS WIN!

Woo Hoo!

Big K does it!!

w00t!

lucky 13 pitches! CUBS WIN!

CUBS WIN!!!!
Oh yea! Feels good!
Two K's for Wood...certaintly not twenty!

but good enough! Cubs win!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES FINALLY!

haahhahahahhaahha

SO THAT'S what a win feels like!

j/k!!!!

good game

oh by the way Z’s era is down to 1.80. Cy young going to be close this year

Nice save by Woody tonight

Complete turnaround from his last outting following Z.

So, here's the new rule:

If Kerry plucks the first guy… pull him immediately!

Otherwise… leave him in!

unless the batter in question

is Jim Edmonds.

Z is pitching like a Cy Young winner...
Too bad the Cards are up 5-0 already.

Booooo.

screw them

they will crash down to earth

That's the hope.

The Cards won’t be the NL’s winningest club ROFL

I'll shit myself if they do
Um, thanks for the warning.
don't mention it

that’s what I’m here for :-)

We should've take 2 out of 3.

I’m still pissed about that extra inning game

they can't win em all

eventually we will catch up

The Cardinals will attend to themselves.

The Cubs just need to handle their end of the business.

the correction will come.

and we will pass them by.

feeeeeeeelsAH!....soooOOOOHH!...

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!

That was a nice, clean win.

Thank you, Big Z!

Hey guys I couldn't watch and had people over.

What was the line on Z? Who pitched in relief?

8 shut out innings, 3 K's, 3 BB
Boxscore...

...here.

Zambrano 8 IP, 0 R, 3 H, 3 BB, 3 SO

Wood 1 IP, 2 K, SV

Holy crap.

Exactly what should be done against a bad Reds team VS. a Cy Young candidate. Awesome to see it happen :D

stat line

z: 8 ip 0r

wood: 1 ip 2k’s got the save

oh man

8ip 3h, 3bb, 3k – 1.8 era or so on the year
KW gets the save w/2k

Johnny Drama: VICTORY!!!!!!!
and not a single post

from Blue Mike. Now THAT’s the way the end the day! :P

Vampire: garlic

Blue mike: wins

haha
Olsen Twins : food

Britney Spears: kids
Blue mike: wins

comprende?

No comprende.

Perhaps I need Carlos Mencia to teach me how.

All Carlos Mencia can teach you

is how to steal jokes.

and bad ones
LSA
so we went from blue mike to carlos mencia all in one thread

neat-o

He's probably busy out

kicking his dog….

I couldn't watch either

anything exciting happen ?

Just a big ass whooping apparently.
actually

it was a quiet, competent game. Only one hit beyond a single, only one real mistake.

We should be so lucky as to have 90 of these.

"Anniversary of 20 strikeout game,

ironically saves it by striking out Adam Dunn.”

That’s not irony, Gail.

Would've been a lot cooler if he somehow struck out Derek Bell
Or more realistically,

Moises Alou.

I’m just glad it was in Cincinnati! Woo hoo!!

Lieber

Did I hear right that Lieber is starting tomorrow night?

yep

looking for him to be quietly competent too.

It's true

My dad told me. And he only lies when it’s funny.

HAHA Gail looks like she just woke up from sleeping on the floor!

I LOVE IT! I want to marry her!

Ewwww you can have her.
THANKS!!
I like my anchors to not stumble over every other word...

Then again, probably irrelevant to YOUR purposes. ahem

Gail...

don’t speak. You’re cuter when you don’t speak.

I'm no communication/broadcast/journalism major.

so I dont care about delivery. I’m in it for the entertainment value. Good anchors are a dime a dozen. One that fumbles every line is cash money in my book. Boobs are a plus too….

She colors

her hair more oftern than I do mine.

pics?

Of you, I mean…

When AREN'T boobs a plus?

When they’re on a dude.

you mean like Phil Mickelson?
John Daly?
fore sure
"fore".

Clever.

i mistyped

then decided it playd

YES!

The Pewss

btw - what happened to Danica? Is she yesterday's news already?
Nope

They have 4 weeks off before the 500

I meant as the object of your affections

I’m sure she reads BCB so she’s gonna be pissed when she sees you’re tossing her aside for the likes of Gail Fischer…

WHOA
We all know it's true.

Why deny it?

Well.....

(quietly acknowledges it’s true)

I proudly acknowledge this

as incontrovertible fact.

I just spewed water all over my desk.

Thanks a million. That was f-n hilarious.

Her Sharpie eyebrows are hot.
Her hair

always looks like straw.

And she looks like a man
HAHAHA

NO she doesnt!

It's a man, man!

WHY WON'T YOU DIE!
AHHHHH!!!

You SHOT me! You shot me right in the arm! That really hurt!

I've seem to have fallen off a cliff, its beginning to smell like almonds, which is not good...

Allow myself to introduce...myself
My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife. Oprah.

Not touching that one...
I think we found someone who wouldn't touch that one.
I didn't mean her.
Too Hot for BCB Version

Here. What was it that’s a plus, again, Keystone and bluebythebook? I forgot.

Chicks with boobs.
Ahhhhh.

Riiiiiight. Thanks for the reminder…

She doesn't

have to worry about drowning.

Wow, I never knew she was such a good swimmer!

Are you a movie buff, Sue?

I'm speaking

from experience. ;-)

resisting…..resisting….biting tongue…

lol
Prov-

nope, can’t do it. Thank you for sharing. lol

I was SOOO waiting for someone to ask one of us

THAT question.

I am to please.
I aim to please.

Eh, both kinda work.

yada yada yada... those aren't buoys!
LOL...

love the sein!

Who does number 2 work for!?
Startin to sound a little nasty over there, how about a courtesy flush?
what'd you eat!
That's not my bag, baby.
who throws a shoe, honestly?

you fight light a woman!

I have one simple request.

And that is to have sharks, with friggin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Apparently my cycloptic colleague informs me that can’t be done. What do I pay you people for, honestly?

look its godzilla!

no it is not, due to international copyright laws, its not!

still lets run like it is godzilla!

though it isnt!

aaaaaaahhhh!

eh....eyebrows are a little thick here

but that looks almost exactly like her!
Un – f’in canny!

Hmmmmmm

She said she does like a big steak….

that's "stake", actually.

She’s a vampire.

yes it does

and its soooo hot

And her

“I just woke up! Are we live?” look is great!

Amy Winehouse would like the name

of Gail’s makeup artist.

I also happen to be a fan of Miss Winehouse

FYI she is doing the new Bond soundrack…

I heard she dropped out of the project.

I dont think thats official yet. I know she asked for more time off and hasnt started recordeing yet

Ah, the life of a music star.

Not everyone takes “heroin days” off from work.

must be nice huh
I like her music,

but she looks like something my cat coughed up.

She looked smokin hot last year in Cincy

all drenched in champaign!

WOODY!!!

Oh, I heart him.

Looked VERY strong.
I'm quite literallly

beaming right now

I don't know whether to say "awwwww"

or be kinda weirded out.

Kidding! There’s no one on the team I want to see succeed more than Woody.

You're right to be weirded out

I have a problem.

where is blue mike to say that Wood sucks?
He's out punching a kitten.
And complaining to his buddies about how it doesn't take his punches like a real ballplayer
you mean like

him when he played college ball.

And tripping the elderly
damn it

its too bad he didn’t post tonight, he’s getting roasted…coulda built up some goodwill w/some positive posts w/the win

but then

he wouldn’t be Blue Mike.

yeah but he can't
Come up with any new ways... to be Kerry's wife Sarah?
There's always kidnapping

That’s how me and Jessica Alba are one.

Worked for me too..

Scarlett and I are doing fine thank you.

Haven't we gone through this already?
I'm tellin ya

It’s like how they switched Darrins in Bewitched. Hmmm… you look like a different person… but you have the same name… Perplexing…..

Icing on the cake...

David Delucci just hit a pinch-hit three run homer off of Joba Chamberlain – Indians up 5-3 in the 8th.

suck it yankees!
The GREAT Joba??

Not possible, ESPN says he is the greatest pitcher ever.

that guy needs to be a starter

lol love it

I'm sure ESPN cut away for a gamebreak to catch this momentous occasion.
Can we leave the inferiority complex to the Brewers fans?
No complex here.

I just think it’s hilarious that you have guys like Volquez and Scherzer, but ESPN chooses their object of affection and just won’t let it go. It’s hilarious.

well the White Sox have a NO HITTER GOING
oh my! a NO - HITTER!

How exciting! It’s sure to finish that way too! I better call my Sox fan friends to congratulate them! Set the DVR! A NO-HITTER, how about that!

did I mention there is a no hitter going

in the southside?

They're getting no hit,

or their pitcher is tossing a no-no?

Gavin Floyd 7 IP no hits...
Good for him.
eh he can have it

it seems like it be good for himm

pittcher has given up a run, but Gavin Floyd has a no hitter going agaisnt the Twins
the run is unearned
I keep waiting for the no hitter where the pitcher walks in a run.
Z almost had one a while ago

and BBTN is jynxing the guy like crazy…

yes and they aren’t using Hawk feed on ESPN!

Wow - WCIU just cut away from a commercial in order to get back to the game
of course it was a Sox promotional commercial, so probably no money lost...
Floyd looks nervous as hell

hope he gets it now..

me too....his stuff looks really nasty
odd he is wearing #34 and is relatively young

reminds me of a game somone in chicago 10 years ago..

nice play!

one more inning to go!

Great play by Cabrera,

but for a guy who’s supposed to be a speed merchant, Gomez didn’t seem to get down the line too quickly.

No hitter

no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitterno hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter

Did the announcers just say that?

Ridiculous….

that's not nice....

...but Hawk is doing his best as well. He has mentioned it about 5 times

Holy crap.

Check out the gun on Cuddyer. Helluva throw.

what the hell is up

with Swisher’s FACIAL hair???

He's been hitting like his dad lately,

so he decided to switch it up. He was on the radio today talking about it.

he changed from the banana colored chin scrub?
no, that's what I'm talking about.

I don’t watch the White Sox. Ever. Except this is a history game, if the pitcher makes it, so…

these announcers are TERRIBLE.

Gammons is repeating on ESPN that the Cubs are still looking for a LH OF

he even mentioned a name like Brian Giles..

yeah AWESOME

not…

maybe 3 years ago
5 years ago more like....
Barry!

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

Bonds!

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

(Now, do I really want Barry Bonds? Not so much. But I want him a heck of a lot more than I want Brian Giles or Junior Griffey, and he only costs money.)

wow...you think Wrigley is a circus now..

..that would be nuts. Not sure how that would go over in the clubhose

no problem

Cubs would just convert the Batters Eye (that bar/restaurant area behind center field) into Barry’s own personal clubhouse.

Hawk

LOVES Joe Crede. It’s almost a little creepy.

figuratively or sexually?
both i think
Sox have been up a long time in the bottom of the 8th...

Ozzie must be going through hell sitting in the dugout and not being able to say anything

Abreu takes a called strike three - ballgame! Indians 5 - Yankees 3
Well, here's hoping I'm not suffering

through Hawk and DJ for nothing.

at this point, I'm definitely rooting for Gavin to get it...

...but if he doesn’t, then I hope it’s on a controversial call, just to hear Hawk pop a vein in his forehead on the air…

Dagumbit!

Former Cub Brendan Harris

at the dish.

That curve is filthy.
1 out...

nasty nasty stuff

double by Mauer...
Slew foot Swisher just blew it for him
That Sox OF defense BLOWS!!
Mauer with a double..

....that is why those things are so rare. 8 1/3 of no hit ball

oh, well.

wow, tho.

the kid has the stuff tho

i hope gallagher can become close to as nasty as floyd – i will say sean looked like he has mean stuff the other night

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