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First Pitch Thread: Cubs vs. White Sox, Sunday 6/29, 7:05 CT

Question: has Joe Morgan dissed the Cubs yet?

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NL getting drubbed once again by the AL in interleague play
Shotgun!!

Go cubs!

Let's do this Cubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was sitting here and waiting

as I am bad luck when I am the first post!

Go Cubs!!

Id love to do the PBP if you all want...

Usually do the opponents scorebard watching thread.

Id love to for the Cubbies!

go for it. :-)

your PBP is great.

Come on Cubs
WOW

NO, but he just said that the White Sox have the best bullpen EVER

Highlander, it won the award. For what? FOR GREATEST MOVIE EVER
Joe Morgan, "One of the best bullpens

I have EVER EVER seen.” (Speaking of the White Sox.

Good karma set up. Thanks Joe.

Best bullpen ever? yet the Sox are only 1 game up on the Twins

go figure

Already happy to not have cable and be listening to Pat and Ron
Best Bullpen doesn't automatically win the division...it's only part of a team's performance...

Seriously, How much is ESPN paying this guy? He is awful.

$5 is too much
He is a doctor

So they got to pay him a lot. Probaly the only person at ESPN with a doctorate, sadly.

Pretty sure Erin Andrews has a doctorate...in hottness
Joe Morgan

Probably doesn’t really remember any other bullpens. I’d name my firstborn after him if he could name four White Sux relief pitchers.

I'd say Morgan has his tie tied too tight

but it looks like a clip on.

Good Evening all

Galvan here,

Tonight Payback is on the minds off Cubs Nation!

The first two games of this series did not go well for out beloved. And Tonight Game three of the crosstown show down as Derrek Lee and the Cubs look to lockdown the Sox at the Cell!!

Sunday Night Baseball is next

Hey all!

Last few games have been tough! Let’s get this done tonight!!!

So I'm looking at the diminsions of

the Cell on Gameday… and it doesn’t look any bigger than Wrigley. How is it we have the “small” park, and they never get any bandbox comments?

Because we have 'Banks Boulevard'

That isn’t shown on the ballpark dimensions… those allow cheap HR’s

most HRs/game in baseball = the Cell
The Cell is a major home run park.

ESPN’s own park factors have it as the most drastic homepark in the majors this year.

yesterday Marmol pitch 0 - 2 for a HR

Did not see the game due to blackouts here on the east coast. Was Marmol’s 0 -2 pitch near the zone or was it a good AB with a lucky swing ???

I hate HR’s against on 0 – 2 pitches

We need Marmol on fire again

Good AB with lucky swing

It was up and out of the zone, IIRC

because of the wind i guess
Aramis Ramirez needs to get out of his funk

ASAP. He did hit three pretty hard liners to right yesterday. He’s so due.

now thats the line up i like
Fukudome to lead it off against Buehrle

PLAY BALL!

Kouske

swings that the first pitch pops out to 2nd 1 away

Dome pops out...
DeRo is LF

Hope that makes a big difference tonight

I'm hoping.

We’re going to need to get some runs tonight to help out Sean, and simultaneously not give up anything dumb.

Ingredients for a win:

lots of runs, no DP’s, and no D’oh! plays

That will bring up Theriot

one away strike one on the first pitch

1-1 on theriot
slight rain?
moderate in west loop
The Riot's back

so obviously tonight will result in a W

...and Player of the Game
slider low 2-2

Theriot taps to 2nd

Theriot grounds out...
Here comes D. Lee
chisox fan

The fan in the green sox shirt is going to get annoying fast

+1

I was just gonna say that. Wow, I’m already sick of him.

How many beers you think he's had?
Why is Matt Murton still hear wasting a roster spot?

Because if he’s not going to play against a lefty and given the plethora of injuries in the outfield (to include the very gimpy Jim Edmonds) then I just don’t get it. Just give the No Tool Wonder his unconditional release and be done with it.

swing and miss 0 -1

2 down

Anybody else notice the very animated guy dressed in green directly behind the plate
yes..he already has me nauseous
just saw him...

sox version of the human air raid siren…

Damn Buehrle works quick...
Yep

Gets the ball and goes. Very fast.

twss
I can't start the "twss" until we are winning...
Quick work

do you think the quick work gets him that extra inch on the outside?

Must...resist...urge
cant resist ... twss
I hope Perry tells our batters

to step out of the batters box and slow his rhythm down. You can’t let him pitch that fast. Not good.

Strike 3 1 - 2- 3

No hits no runs no nothing

Scary fast 1/2 inning

We may be in for a painful night.

oh my goodness

a half inning and it starts???

Trying to get the best spot on that ledge

I guess

Have to get there early
offers my hand to come off the ledge

at least until tne end of the 1st

sheesh no kidding
Clarify:

I wasn’t saying I was on the ledge, just saying that you have to get there early if you want to get a good spot.

That was EXACTLY the kind of start we were looking for!!
speaking of pbp.....

any idea how northersider is doing in sb?

He was around the other day

he seemed good. I miss him. :-)

seems to be doing very well

lots of prep for his first call of a game

Y'all are too sweet.

I have a link in my profile if you want to hear the games. Our next one is Wednesday…it also might be archived on teamline.

sure thing there boss
Now the Sox up against Marshall

Cabrera takes a strike

Driven to center

One away

Light rain falling at the cell

One away for AJ

swing and a miss

0 -1

green shirt guy

dbag sign number one…..buy your teams gear in the wrong color

number two….yell like an idiot on national tv

maybe he is handicapped
yah

i wondered that too….if he is i apologize

but really, aren’t most sox fans some form of handicapped?

If true, I apologize too

Didn’t think about that…prolly should have

I questioned that too
SPECIAL ED POLICE!

From a special education teacher and doctoral student:

People-first language!

Johnny is disabled
vs
Johnny has a disability

Puts the person in control of his or her disability, rather than the disability being in control of the person…

2nd time im happy i dont have cable.....

Im just gonna stop counting now.

Marshall won't make it to the 4th
hopefully youre wrong

....then again, you predicting this is a good thing

He's not looking bad.....yet
Best post I have EVER EVER seen... ;-)
total agreement w/ hammer
0 -2 on the inside
the 0 -2 is a ball

1 -2

2- 2 fast ball
dibbler to 2nd

2 away

The funny thing about the guy in green...

is that he is all alone. He is going completely nuts and looking around for someone to talk to.

He is a Sox fan

I am sure he thinks he is there with 3 other people. all with his name.

I've always found yelling

and gesticulating wildly to be a fantastic way to attract the company of strangers! They usually rush right on over.

to the other side of the room

yeah.

it is the first time he has had the

straight jacket off all week. Imagine how happy you would be?

Quinten

with 2 away

1-1

are you really going to update every pitch?
swing and miss strike 2

1 -2

Can you just do plays instead of pitches?

It’s going to bog up the board

foulled back

1- 2

Dye on deck

the 1 -2 is a ball 2 -2

yeah, pitch-by-pitch

is going to drive yourself nuts.

Pitch by pitch is all well and good in 9th inning and crucial situations

But all night is going to drive you - and everyone else - crazy.

That's exactly how I do it.

Pitch by pitch for things like Kosuke’s first AB as a Cub, Edmonds’ first, close and late situations. Anything more than that is overkill.

good 1 - 2 pitch in dirt
The funny thing is

the Cubs had held Quentin in check up until yesterday’s game-winner

atta boy sean

solid first inning…..

pop up Lee makes the basket catch by the Cubs dugout

inning over

Quick on both sides

Marshall holding his own for now

Anyone have a count

On the amount of times they said Aram is hitless?

Okay, which will get mentioned more:

ARam is hitless

OR

The Cubs haven’t won a WS in 100 years

OR

The Cubs are on a three-game losing streak

100 100 100 100 Goat Bartman 100 Barrett punch
By the way?

Joe Morgan is, you’re shocked, talking out of his ass here. If good hitters are significantly better against good pitching than average hitters (moreso than the difference between them and average hitters against ALL pitching), nobody’s proven it yet.

Then listen to the radio

Geez Louise. If people dont’ like Joe Morgan (myself included) then there IS this tidy invention called the RADIO.

Actually, I like making fun of him
Agreed, I enjoy listening to his stupidity
Can't get AM reception at work.
Or you could just

ignore others remarks on Joe.

time to get some blue on base
Good start for Marshall
Way to answer Sean!
so i take it your off the ledge for right now?
Just one foot:)
Good start Sean.

We need you to keep throwing like this all the game.

wow i dont think i have every paid attention that continuously before, whew... that was a fast inning lol
How long did that inning take

47 seconds?

Aramis up

no score Top 2

high for a ball 1 -0
Alright

i love that you’re doing play by play… but can we NOT do pitch by pitch?

I don't think he's listening

Too busy jotting down every pitch

or pretending he's Joe Morgan and doesn't need to listen to what the fans say... ;-)
pop up to center Anderson makes the catch

1 down

love to see someone take a ball to right
Soto takes a ball 1 -0
Nice double Soto
Ha ha!

Way to my dear Soto!

driven to deep center

over Andersons head double for Soto

GEO!!!!!!!!!!
How could Ramirez get so cold so fast? 0-10
Or how could the Sox adjust how they're pitching him.

not everything is going to be a hitter’s fault

Just frustrating to watch
Because all ballplayers go through hot and cold streaks.
Same way when he turns it around & goes 7-10
better for it to happen in interleague play
Cmon back, early Soto
runner on 2nd

1 away

Love that guy!

get ‘em started

Derosa takes a strike
Why are we analyzing home runs from a week ago

It’s nice to watch and remember for a Cubs fan but, um, kind of pointless

1-1
Stop doing pitch by pitch please

just do play x play

agreed
agreed

its annoying….are you wearing a green sox shirt?

1 -2 on a taken strike
Galvan316 would you mind just doing plays not each pitch. pls
what did derosa do during last years playoffs?

i don’t remember

Joe Morgan, April 2007

“My point is, you can’t compare things with statistics.”

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2007/04/joe-wants-to-chat.html

Dan

STOP WITH THE PITCH BY PITCH
Take a vote.... does anyone really need the pitch by pitch pbp? No offense but seems a little much...
agreed

its too much!

foul down the 1st baseline

Soto at 2nd 1 away

strike three
And so it continues
Geez

Sorry

Its okay

but its too much.

take you green sox shirt off

and stop

Thanks dude
GALVAN316 - give the fingers a rest for a moment and take a look at what your adoring public is saying!
good job Jedmon!
good nickname

its like half hill-billy half rasta man

I had tom come up with something catchier

once I joined the fan club. ExCard wasn’t going to fly there!

I might need someone else to bring food. I don't think I can bring THAT many muffins
Edmonds off the leg of Mark

runners at 1st and 3nd two away

How long you think it's been since Jimmy Ballgame had an infield single?
on a bad leg!
I'll bring muffins to the next Jim Edmonds fan club meeting
apple pie

it’s the American dessert!

Blanco up

runners at the corners 2 away

Sounds like Ron is getting as desperate for a win as I am
Full Count on Blanco
Son of a...

My dish just went out! Where did the damn storm come from?? Agh!

I hate when that happens.
Come on Hank

pull those straight

Anyone else think Hank White looks like this guy...

My new avatar rocks!
Can he get one of those fair?
Ball 4 nice

let’s go onedec

Oh, no, he's DEFINITELY CEDENO
Or a walk works
nice at bat Hank White
come on Ronaldo!
BALL 4!

LOADED

Lets see some Onedec
Walked Hank

bases loaded…don not leave them on base.

Ronny, get a hit and I'll call you ONEDEC again
I'm only calling him ONEDEC

if it’s hard and fair

TWSS
lol!

I totally deserved that.

The Dish is struggling to come back

Oh please let em see this oh mighty God of Dish Network!

COME ON CUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cedeno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please PLEASE PLEASE

do not tell me he swung at the first pitch

and it wasn't a strike either
popped up

Cubs leave em loaded

1st ball swinging

i thought we left that shet with dusty

Arn't you supposed to swing at the first pitch

if the guy before you gets walked???

(sarcasm)

Onedec...more like Onepitch
Fracking Cedeno.
I'm sorry, I'm jumping on the hate-Cedeno bandwagon, finally...
No more room, I'm guessing.
WTF are you swinging at the first pitch for!!!!!

Blanco just had a 10 pitch at bat..

Trade Cedeno for CC
Yes, I know....
Thank you. I was about to say something...
i hope the next batter dies
You must've aced charm school.
or graduated the 3rd grade...
Chacon? Is that you?
You mean Jermaine DYE
Wasn't a bad pitch to swing at

He just missed it. It WAS right down the middle.

Agree

That he shouldn’t have been swinging first pitch though

No. Not in that situation. Putrid display.
Cedeno's patience

has really slipped in the last few weeks. He seemed to do much better early in the season. Perry (and Lou) needs to get between his ears.

I agree

his patience has waned…initially it looked like he was finally getting things together offensively. He’s taken a couple of steps backwards lately though

Still 2 outs, and bases loaded

Id take at least one there

We dont need 5 2nd baseman

I know there are a lot of injuries, does Hendry’s cell phone get turned off ???

Dye

up for Sox now

this game is going awfully fast fast fast
Dye

needs to catch some of ARam’s cooties….

Hell just

give him all of them.

Won't matter

Dye probably said circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot

singles on the left side for Dye
Still wearing out Cub pitching
Runner at 1st

No one out

Not that I'm an expert, but....

I wonder if he’s taking his left hand off the bat in the middle of his swing. It’ll be interesting to watch him next time he’s at bat (I mean Cedeno).

I think Ronny Cedeno is Ronny Cedeno

His first thirty or forth ABs: Great

After that: Suckitude

Didn’t he bat like .300 in April 2006?

I agree, he sucks right now.

It’s especially painful to watch, given how he was in April.

And how is that curve not a strike?

His swing appears long and loopy to me, kinda like Pie's.
Thome up

Dye on first

DP coming
1 -2 on Thome

Come on Sean

Ronny Cedeno is who we think he was

Hence why the criticism over Sweet Lou not playing him much is / was completely unwarranted.

Thome could have hit that 700 feet

geez

Bad play by Dome
Single for Thome

runners at the Corners

COVER THRID DAMMIT!!

what was he thinking ???
the pitch before was a fuuckin strike
Should have been strike 3

Now 2nd and 3rd. no one out.

How do you over shift and let a ground ball thru the infield
Sean Marshall, proving once again he is the Matt Murton of pitchers
egg yolk
breakfast burrito
best. food. ever.
Way to think positive!
Runners at 2nd 3rd correction
Cedeno

Way too many at-bats like that recently. And not just by Cedeno. Might explain the team’s recent weakness. It’s almost like poor hitting strategy is contagious. Seems like I’ve seen Cub hitters swing at first pitches after walks and with men in scoring position dozens of times in the last two weeks. It’s getting old.

Ronny Cedeno kinda sorta isn't very good..that's the dilemma
Got screwed on the call on the curve and then Thome singles.

I hope this won’t be a night behind the plate like yesterday, where the strike zone was out on Lakeshore Drive sometimes.

Thanks for that analysis, Joe
What!

Lou is out!

CAN WE GET A FLIPPIN CALL

PINELLA IS GONE

GO LOU GO
WORD!!!

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

eep, sorry didn't mean to swear, but dude.
fuck what you gotta be kidding me
Lou get tossed tonight??
You get them, Lou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s twice this inning the umps have screwed us on ball;/strike calls.

Get em Lou!!!

get your moneys worth

I was waiting for this...
FUCK THIS UMP

SECOND INNING TOSS? FUCK THAT

I love you Lou
Hope it

lights a fire under this teams ass now.

I think Lou's going to beat the sh#t out of that plate umpire if the police don'tcome

are you serious? Didn’t the Oz come out a few games ago?

Smart move by Lou

This team is in a malaise without Carlos Zambrano. Need to do something / anything in attempt to stoke up the troops.

Throw some crap on the field, Lou.
yes

gatorade cooler now! Do it Lou!

How fucken far did Crede have to go?
wow im so upset right now
UGH!!!!

:(

GO LOU!!!!! This is craptastic umping.

That wasn't even close on the swing

And throwing Lou out was cheap

And the redneck white sox pa system plays the goodbye song
Very classy...

kinda like the pot calling the kettle black. Do ya figure they play that when their loudmouth tard of a coach gets tossed?

Doesn't get ejected that much

He prefers taking shots at people who aren’t around to defend themselves

even classier than I suspected then
reminded me of a high school band at a football game...
2 strikes the ump took away from us so far
One of the most

ridiculous ejections I have ever seen.

Scummy

Feels right for a game at the “Cell”

Okay, let's start hitting batters now
SIT DOWN

Crede strikes out

joe morgan

taking the side of…..not the cubs…..what a surprise

Ahhh...these are minor league umpires...

They are on National TV and want to put themselves in the spotlight!

This is the same crew that booted him last year
Did these guys get called up from little league ???
"How's that for you??!?!?" - Good ol Ronny Santo
"How is that for you" ron says after he strikes out
I Love Santo!
Ronny's the best!
Can't believe the ump didn't think he held up on that one!
I suppose that's not a strike either....
Swisher up

1 away runners at 2nd and 3rd

wow just saw replay

how did he not go? that’s not even close

dumbest call of the year
Horrible Call. :(
miner league umpires
Lou won't get suspended for that.

the umps caused that as Lou went back to the dugout as asked and the homeplate ump rang him up anyway.

Are they really minor league umps? Or am I missing something?
Miller said they were minor league fill-ins for umps on vacation
Kinda funny

Today I was telling my girlfriend that I didn’t think Pinella had been run off during any games this year.

Swisher sends one to shallow left

2 away

Ramirez up for White Sox

2 away

one more out to get through this mess
And we're out of the inning!
Is Tim Donaghy one of the umps in this game?
Way to get out of it!
DeRo in Left=GREAT CALL!!!!
Way to get out of it, Sean

That was interesting

great inning
I think Lou had to go out there.

He had to get the umps’ heads out of their asses. He needed to get us some calls.

Way to get us out of the inning.  Screw you, Sox.
Ramirez is their Cedeno...
Ron Santo kicks ASSSSSSSSSSSS
I totally agree. I love him
Nice work Marshall!

‘Atta boy lefty!

pop up in the infield

D LEE makes the catch

Excellent way to skate out of that jame Sean!!!

Just like BB says......

the tallest guy catches the pop-up.

Get fired up Cubs!!!!!
The levy held on that inning

this is the one where they need to bust out the runs!

We need to score like 34 runs this inning
PS - Don't try to snort these Lucky Charms
Let's hope this can bring back the old BBTN line: Lou has sparked the team
Let's rack up some runs, Cubbies!!!

Awesome job to get out of that! pshew

LETS GET SOME RUNS!!!
Lots and lots of them
did u go to iowa
No I didn't...

did you?

i go there now, u just like the hawkeyes then??
i willl be a sophomore

THE WHOLE CITY IS FLOODED

Love the Hawkeyes.

The pictures I’ve seen are pretty devastating. Very sad to see.

i just moved back to IC for grad school.

what a drag this flood is.

i think we might start school late becuz of the flooding
Lou done good this inning. Now let's get these scumbags...
Come on Cubbies!!!!!
So it's ok for Guillen to argue balls and strikes..

but not Lou? ...WTF!!!

We definitely need to make them pay here.
What did Santo do?

Everyone seems to be pretty high on him right now…

I think we all should remember one thing:

It’s possible that Frank Drebin is an umpire out there and is purposely making poor calls in order to extend the game before Ricardo Montalban can activate the sensor in Fukudome’s watch to make him assassinate the Queen.

Yeah. That's it.
I can see i'm noit the only one who misses their meds every now and then.
Dome

up quickly 0 -2

Saw A-Ram pull arooster foot out of his pocket & curse Dye
Joe Morgan

Smoke Rocks!

Here we go
Let's go Dome!
WILD THROW!!!!!

Dome safe at first!

yessssssss great way to start the nning
Way to go Fukodome!
buerhle must have watched the Euro tourney today.
Spanish Lake is near St. Charles, MO...
Wrong reply...
Is Buerhle Spanish
I have a pounding headache from listening to these fools and it is only the 3rd inning
alcohol and the mute button works wonderfully
To be honest, alcohol is as much the culprit as j miller
Come on The Riot!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good start, let’s go rally time!

Why score that a hit?
mute can be your friend
Why does Jon Miller find it necessary to say everything twice?
I don't know

I don’t know

Wow that was a nice play by Alexi
thatts a heck of a force at 2nd..

i’ll give them props there

did he ever touch 2nd?
No. He didn't. The dirt kicked up by his feet did.
why have rules if the ump's make up calls
yeah

He kicked it with his right foot.

Theriot

hits into a fielders choice…

Nice backhand play

1 away

Where did he hit it? 5-4? 6-4? 4-6?
Sun is out now

and there is a gorgeous double rainbow. Good Luck???

Lets go Lee..
That was slick

I kind of like Alexei Ramirez

I'll like him next week.
Gah.

Come on Lee!

Wow, that kid is good.
QUICK

Name the greatest second baseman of all time?!!

DR. JOEEEEE MORGANNNNN

Good morning

Just missed Dome’s at bat here in Japan – live on ESPN
Still scoreless – no big move yet?

Lou got booted.

Other than that, nothing big.

Lou got ejected in the 2nd for a B.S. call
Lou just made reservations at Harry's for 8:30
wow

so Trammel takes over?

Yes...

I would imagine so.

can these guys stop praising the sox already,

2 minutes about how ramirez has a “big glove”........

Two best AL team in interleague.... Twins and Royals
Walk
Way to get on base .... lets go A Ram
D. Lee

Ball 4

that was close...

but good ball 4.. lets go Rammy..

I think we finally got a call
LETS GO RAMI!!!
Keep the line moving!

Come on Aramis!

ARAM, BREAK THAT SLUMP
Come on Rami--Make em pay with one swing.
Runners at 1st and 2nd

1 Away for Aramis

Way to go scrappy
Well shit!
breaking out the shit, lol

that does indeed deserve a well shit

eh, I'm

just frustrated right now. Need to take a deep breath and relax.

What the hell was Theriot doing????
What the hell?
BAD Baserunning Riot!
Did that just happen??
Double play on a liner to 2nd
for the 2nd time we dont need 5 2nd baseman
where is the second base runner?

He had time to go back to the base….

Wow

Pick your poison w/ Ronny n the Riot right now

Damn this site lags like nobodies business
too many posts lol
thats because of the amount of posts in the last hour
Was he stealing?
In Little League....

I learned to let a line drive get through the innfield before I took off.

If you get thrown out immediately, that's bad enough

But, wow, it’s like he didn’t even watch to see what happens

I think I'm gonna start drinking now
Well ahead of you
I'm gonna start with a nice glass of Jameson
Just go with beer

Its a nice slow burn. Works well on a Sunday.

The silver bullet

My moutains are blue. Well, not my mountains, but you get what I am getting at

Lou's probably going crazy in the clubhouse
Excuse me, I need to go outside and scream!
Lets try to win this.......plz
TheRiot strikes again..At this rate TheRiot is going to have a 30-30 season

30 Stolen Bases, 30 Caught Stealing

And 30 games on the bench when he ends up in Lou's doghouse
can he end up in lous doghouse?
If that doesn't do it, nothing will
Dear Baseball Gods

I prayed for no D’oh! plays tonights. What have I done to anger you???

Aww damn ESPN just shut Gammons up
they should have done that when he was singing take me out to the ball game

oh i went there.

Senior moment for Gammons...
Technical problems with Peter Gammons.

His batteries must have run down.

Thank the gods.

I like Peter Gammons
+1

He’s the only sentient member of the SNB crew

me too
I miss Harold from BB2N
ah, but for the "misunderstood hug"
Gammons stopped because he totally thought the Sox just hit a grand slam...

bet on it

TheRiot is playing the "who is a bigger dumbass" game with Cedeno
Unfortunately...

They are still trailing the umpires

and they always win "The house always win"
damn thats a good point I hadnt thought of that
I love that curveball
very good curve from Marshall for a K out
Anderson

Strikes Out 1 away

cwyers

would you like to take a crack at the age old question? Pitcher v hitter?

I love how Morgan's argument for Volquez was "He's got 10 wins"...I love it
well you can't expect him to believe in numbers

those sabermagicians are magical folk.

Eh.

It’s a question of scarcity versus value.

Time for some Bailey's...and to ponder about our infield

I vote for Fontenot and Theriot being traded if possible. Keep EPat and DeRosa (of course). When I drink more, I’ll have better ideas :-)

not sure

but I don’t think the Cubs need anymore bats or balls but maybe they could trade them for some Cajun voodoo or at least a Zatarain’s recipe

Bailey's....creamy....creamy beige
Since when did the Texas Rangers start playing in this game?
Since it's owner became president?
When M&M couldn't think of another way to bash the Cubs
FILTHY pitch by Marshall

That was Marmol-esque. Except for the fact that Marshall is a left and it was a curve, not a slider.

Other than that it was just like Marmol.

It's just too bad it wasn't Hill...

cuz he could be Filthy Rich.

forget CC, can we please get a major league shortstop

f

If EPat is Not a Major League Player..As per Al ..then TheRiot has no business with the game of baseball
eh - highest BA and OBP for NL SS. I'll take it for now
what the heck..don't you see how many dumb plays this guy makes?

I can’t understand the crush on TheRiot..I understand we don’t have a better option between TheRiot and Cedeno….But TheRiot is just plain dumb

I was wondering what EPatt would have done with that flyball with one out and man on third

probably thrown the ball in the dugout

Stinkin AJ at the plate
Please make him stop saying "Aramees"

It hurts, it hurts, please make it stop.

mute button can be your friend
I was just thinking that
They are trying to get that Ranger's player on the phone....I don't know why.
AJ up

Still more yacking about a team 8 games out of first in the AL West

1 -2 -3 inning

Nice job so far Sean!!!!

So who's winning...?

Joe Morgan Stories About Himself…

or

John Miller Acting Really, Really Confused and/or Mispronouncing a Name

Mar-MOl really, really bothers me
Im not a fan of Air-a-miss
For now the latter...

but the game isn’t even half over. :P

Has Joe told a story about the Cell...

Calling it the “House that FIsk Built?” he loved to make up history

so

are they going to show the clip of the white sox pitching coach pulling his hammy or what?

they promised!

That was funny

not that he pulled his hammy, but the reaction of the players to it. I bet some of them peed themselves a little

I thought AJ was gonna run over Sean there
that is his game.....make Sean think that might happen in the hopes he makes a mistake...
Anybody else worry that AJ might try to trip Marshall or something there?
Who was the players on the Braves that tried to slap the ball out of Eric Karros' glove in the 2003 playoffs?
GEO...PUT US ON THE BOARD...please
I would be ok w/ that
I REALLY miss Len & Bob when we are subjected to national announcers 2 days in a row.
Good Job Sean!!!!!

We just need to keep hitting the ball, it will drop eventually. I know it.

I assume there is a TV in the clubhouse that Lou can watch?
and I hope he saw TheRiot CS
will it matter? prolly not

theriot for better or worse has that spot

for worse..as far as I am concerned
And an emergency bottle of scotch, labeled "WHEN EJECTED, BREAK GLASS FOR RELIEF"
Think he's kicking his hat in the clubhouse?
I like to think he is eating a sno-cone and soft pretzel
I think he's scrawling an anon death threat to leave in Riot's locker
Fair assumption.

They probably have a back up or two for when he throws a shoe at it when we are stupid…

They probably make him pay for MLB.tv

but he can’t watch since it would be blacked out

i'd laugh

if that weren’t probably true.

although maybe he’ll get Miller & Morgan and have a talk in the press box w/ them…

MLB.tv

would be blacked out in his home market… unless the cell is out of market for the cubs which by major league jurisdiction very well could be the case.

HA! I can soooo picture that!
It's nice to know we have a guy like Trammell for situations like this
Agreed. Good point.
+1

couldn’t agree more

DeRosa

Flies out to left

We are really bailing out Buerhle by swinging at a lot of balls in the dirt.
It bothers me that when we face a pitch that works extremely fast...

...we come down to his level. TAKE YOUR TIME UP THERE! WORK THE COUNT! YOU DON’T HAVE TO GET IN THE BOX WHEN THE PITCHER WANTS YOU TO!

Actually, I think the umpires are not granting time as much....

because of Bud’s speed up enforcement.

Need hits..
runs too
baby steps, lol
Not if you're the Dodgers
Those are overrated

See the Dodgers/Angels game

And another quick side in the books
A nine pitch inning.

That has to stop.

Come on Sean!
this is like a totally different offense on the road...no patience at all
anyone know

where we rank over the last month with pitches per AB? Seems like everyone even Dome is swinging impatiently.

Just seems that way

I don’t think it’s all that much different.

And you can't be the same all season

scouts’ll report “never swings early in count” and then they’ll pitch you differently. You need to adjust your approach, which is what Dome is trying to do, I think.

Ah, I was wondering what the Photoshop motage was going to be about tonight
This looks like it was made for YouTube
Sadly, I think that's intentional

YouTube … it’s what all the young kids are doing today

Why are we talking about Hamilton? Good story, but what does this have to do with us?
It's a national broadcast.

There are plenty of people who don’t care about the Cubs or the Sox, and just care about baseball. ESPN is putting on a show.

Yeah, but you think they'd do that if it were NYY-BOS?
Yeah, I do.

I know we like to complain about ESPN a lot, but the reason we’re here is because we’re playing so well. I want it to get to the point where fans of other teams complain about how much they hear about the Cubs. Just let the wins pile up.

""my heart pitter patters at the mere suggestion""
At least it wasn't about the Yanks or Red Sox, I'll take it
well said..can people finally shut up whining about Joe, Jon and ESPN..
FRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
geez

walk Dye and Quinton.

son of a beeatch
Quentin HR and he sprints the basepaths
Holy Hill!

Or can we insert Cedung-yo or Riot in there for the night place of shit

seriously

this is getting old

these guys don't seem very intersted in the game they're announcing......
Well we are not going to win this game with 0 runs on the board anyways
Time to mute the TV
Gammons and ESPN....

covering everything except the game that we’re watching.

To quote Eddie Murphy quoting Bill Cosby

Filth Flarin’ Flarin’ Filth

hahaha

good allusion.

Great pitch to K Dye
This site is lagging like crazy

this always happen this bad?

YES

NEW THREAD UP IN A FEW MINUTES

see why we said each pitch would slow down the thread b/c this is what happens on game threads
Only when people think PxP means Pitch by Pitch

I kid. I kid. Mine’s not too bad.

Worse on weekends ... more of us ... which is good
Are those fireworks with every fracking homerun?

I am not watching, just listening, but if so, jesus. That’s annoying.

yep
It's been bugging me ALL WEEKEND

I’ve been listening as I work/pack and I just want to hit someone every time.

Atleast that pain in the

Cedung-yo Dye got out

POLL

Morgan & Miller

OR

Madden & Whoever

I've always like Al Michael a lot so Madden wins hands down
I'd take Madden, too...at least he's somewhat knowledgeable
Is death an option?

I choose death.

Madden loves Favre too much for me to watch him for more than 10 seconds.

You have to admit Favre is a lot better than any Chicago QB since...

Since …

Since …

Ever ;)

agrees/ cocknfire "giggles"
Um, Madden actually knows what he's talking about

Even if he is fixated on making wierd, mutant birds for Thanksgiving

Madden any day of the week

and twice on Sundays.

Not even close. Madden.

Madden and Michaels are the major leagues.

Morgan and Miller are teeball.

Sean is actually pitching a good game. That's something good happening.
nice comeback sean
Ahhhh...

and the soccer highlights every 20 minutes fit right in…..

Sit down white trash

It was just a fly out

maybe the offense would like to contribute at some point
And the CWS fans go wild

For a routine fly ball.

College World Series?
can we just worry about our dumb base running and offense and less about the moronic sux fans?
MDBNIU's threshold for Marshall was 4 innings..

Me thinks he is pitching real well so far and it’s our offense and base running that’s really stinking so far

yea the Cubs swing at every pitch

meaning Marshall barely gets his jacket on in the dugout … lets have some patience this inning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marshall..

is pitching a good game right now. I know the home run sucks but we’ll have to score a few runs anyway

Sean Marshall: 36 strikes and 14 balls.
Quentin

Is anyone else annoyed by this wookie? Looks like he’s been using some roids.

whatever he is using he is doing good so far this season..I think he is a hack
WHY would you accuse him of steroids?
I personally think he's a stud. Steroids? I'll believe it if you prove it.

But that’s the last thing I’m concerned about.

start of this inning with Blanco and Cedeno

that fails to inspire confidence

are they gonna talk to Trammel??
Of course not.

They gotta go cover the Pittsburgh Pirates now.

No, I think we're in for five minutes of Mariner highlights and discussion.
Hopefully Dempster

He always makes for a great interview

Great 2 minutes of unintelligent english

Wooo!

I think Ozzie subscribes to the Sosa "I-don't-speak-English" philosophy
hank white gets on 1st!!!!!
Poor Hank

he really needs a new gameday picture

He kinda looks

like a latin Satan if they would put some horns and a red cape on him

a "Latin Satan"? LMAO
I think Gallagher needs one more
Yeah, his is SO Goofy!!!
he got one

on the yahoo gameday anyway. no longer the goobery sean we love.

hank is just plain scary in his

Hank White

Professional hitter.

Nice job, Hank!!
Cedeno really needs to patent his swing..it is weird for sure
Go get 'em Tram!
WhY DID CEDENO NOT RUN THROUGH THE BAG
The AAA umpire at first hates the Cubs
If Trammel's not careful, Sinatro's going to end up managing

Tie goes to runner

Bad call at first.

ONEDEC was safe.

No ONEDEC

He is officially now back to being Cedeno

When he is safe

I thought it was ok to give him the benefit of ONEDEC.

Oh man

This a steaming heap of Cedung-yo

Did he drop the ball
So say it John & Joe He was safe !!!
Um, why does this happen to me?

Because you’re doing a crappy job

ANOTHER bad call!!!!

It was a tie so should have been safe. These umpires are UNBELIEVABLE! Looked like he wanted to throw Tram out. Must be his first time on National TV!

WOW Thanks John
Ever notice how much Ozzie talks....

but doesn’t actually say much?

Kind of like a muppet....

the mouth moves, but nothing comes out.

Come on Joe...

try to find another way to prove he was out when the pics show he was safe.

Ever notice that Sean Marshall....

never seems to get any runs scored for himn when he starts?

3-0.. another HR (anderson)
0 -2 put it in the dirt with no one on
Lets get some RUNSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!

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