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Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Dodgers, Thursday 6/5, 9:10 CT

I'm STILL awake! (I hope!)

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YAY!

That last thread was starting to seriously lag!

And first even!!
7th or 8th??? lol
Still awake Al? prove it with a post...
No kidding, huh?

Lot of false bravado there.

The gnome is sleeping, too

or did I miss it earlier?

I missed the gnome as well.
many gnomes have sold in the last week, I think

one is on it’s way to my garden now – wife had to look around to find them in stock for father’s day…

I think BCB started a run on them

Amazon tells me mine will be here on the 10th.
you know what they say... let sleeping gnomes lie
Guess hack fielder!
Heart skipped a little on that one
nice catch sori...

eitheir said than done…

boo
ha..

been waiting all night to use that one…:)

showing more confidence in his legs?
Showing less fear of the wall.
Even better!
Thank God He held on!

I almost had the big one there.

TWSS
twss can be annoying but that one... very funny
I'm coming Elizabeth!!!
TWHS?
TWFS

That’s what Fred Sanford would say every time he thought he was having the big one (heart attack).

Who's Fred Sanford?
did the chris young/DLee fracas get this much attention last year?

they’re breaking down the details of the rays/sox fight

Of course not.
It got a lot of attention.

Baseball fights, espcially in a series like this (where the division lead is at stake) are always exciting.

Damn Redsox

I hope they never get Sabathia and I hope the D Rays beat them to the playoffs.

I wonder if Brenly still thinks Sori is afraid of the wall.
Fraakkkin' frak.

WTF, Bob.

I wish he would stop doing that
great

nice meeting at the mound

who woulda thunk a porn star mustache would give you that much power...
Reason #647

To hate Jeff Kent

yeah I hate the guy too but I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for him...

after all, he did take on Barry in a dugout scuffle – that has to count for something…

If only two people could lose a fight.

I can’t stand Kent. I can get used to Jim Edmonds ina Cub uniform, but Kent: never.

I remember Kent being the bad guy in that altercation. Isn’t he a notorious clubhouse cancer as well?

The year Kent won the MVP...

...Sosa had 50 homers, and had a damn similar season.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/awards_2000.shtml#NLmvp

Dan

But Kent had that season at 2B,

while Sosa had it in the OF. That type of production from a 2B will garner more MVP votes than it will for an OF.

Cue BlueMike in

3…2…

Well

The Len Jinx strikes again

what'd he say?

Howry had not given up a run in some number of appearances… His ERA was going down… Opponents batting average going down… You name it… He said it

Ah. Len. Sometimes you just need to not talk.
Someone get him out on his Motorcycle

again.

I can't believe

the friggin pornstache hit 2 HR’s!!! What the $%#^!?

Must be pissed...

that Sut didn’t think he HOF material.

there goes Demster's win.
If we don't start getting hits there goes the TEAMS win.
Nice K

One hitter too late. :(

anyone up for extra innings?
how about 3 in the top of the 9th instead
that'll work 4 me
I'm down with that.
I agree whole heartly
LA fans

don’t even know about them.

Who pitches the 9th
saito for LA

i hope its eyre for the cubbies if we don’t get any runs. loney and dewitt coming up

depends on if we score, I think.
Still can't trust Howry

and no runs this inning

well..

I just spent the last few minutes trying to figure out how i pissed off shanghai and Howry gives up a homer… that’s no fun!

We need LEE in this inning!

Where are you?

california dreamin?
i'd like just one game where we clobbered them in the first three and then just coasted

to a win…..

ethier + wall = fail
DOUBLE!!!

SCRAPPIOT

Nice start theriot double

triple if he doesn’t dive, solid play

or maybe even HR if it rattles
clap clap, clap-clap-clap

THE RIOT!

Theriot gets a double?

Wow.

Remember what happened last time we faced Saito? :-)

Double by The Riot.

Bob Howry is a mop-up man at this point
Aaaanddd....

dingdingding!

I like my eggs with bacon
Woot!

Nice job Riot!!!

*channeling energy to LA*
to the Cubs bats. . . remember yesterday!
well thats where in LA I want it to go :)
ok, be more specific

:)

c'mon derrek... S L U M P B U S T E R
Seconded.

Fingers crossed.

time for Lee to get back into hitting...
Ryan Theriot

This game is yet another exhibit for the importance and value of Ryan Theriot.

Lee is struggling .284

Theriot with a rare double! Nicely done!
day off for lee tomorrow
Ahhhh the bum.
but he our bum
LEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WORK IT BABY!

bad lee, no twinkie!

looked awful there, wow

Might as well have asked Lee to bunt there

He’s done nothing lately

Jeebus
Save me, Jeebus!
"Every day I get on Jeebus..."
Oof. Lee might need a day off.
at least get the bat on it and move theriot over
Derrek Lee has been in a 6 week nosedive

And to think I get pounded on this blog for saying Aramis Ramirez is the best and most important run producer on this ballclub over the past several seasons.

Do you know anything about anything?
Just consider his previous post about Howry for the answer.
I worship the ground you walk on
I like scrambled eggs
i like green eggs and ham
do you like them on a train?

do you like them on a plane?

I would not like them in a house

I would not like them with a mouse

:(

He’ll break out of it. I just hope it’s soon.

lee is in a serious slump
Good chance for a off day either tomorrow or Sat.

Night game followed by day game

he just got one last weekend and a half game last friday

maybe that's what messed him up
just an awful clutch hitter
Yep

D. Lee has never been a good clutch hitter.

yeah, he’s only hut .341 w/ RISP the last 3 years

EPIC FAIL.

Career numbers in high leverage: .289/.388/.509
Career numbers overall: .282 /.366/.502

Yeah, really falls off in the clutch, that Derrek Lee.

still not worried about this game though
ramy needed to swing at that 2-1 though
Somethin tells me were wasting this leadoff double
God I hope you're wrong.
Y'know what?

Maybe Lee is having his “April” in May/June. IIRC he’s always been a slow starter and would heat up in the summer.

Soriano is getting a day off this weekend according to Lou yesterday on 720

Ouch.
yeah, that looks like it hurt.
yeah, that'll make you drop the bat pretty quick
Dome knows Saito well

but that’s just each other – want to see it.

Here’s new logo ;-)

Haha, that's awesome.
please god let this be a good luck charm
well done, I like it. :)
Love it!!
left hand power hitter optioned to Iowa
Hell be back for the Toronto series to DH at the latest.
Aram hit by pitch. So runners on 1st and 2nd
Where did it hit him?

Not in the wrist again??? Please??

closer to the forearm
Please dome just a basehit

get a hold of one Kosuke

On field delay? What is this?
Thought A-Ram might have swung.

No dice.

Ramirez HBP, Dodger braintrust out to argue he swung.

Umpire says: DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come ooooooon, Kosuke.
Derrek Lee is not in the league of Aramis Ramirez

Not as a clutch performer. Not as a run producer. Never has been either. I like Derrek Lee but fact is he is notoriously overrated in this city.

alright that's enough
Did a fact run over your dog once?
Golden. Simply Golden.
I have to confess I've used it before.
That's gold, Colin!

Gold, I tell ya!

Jerry, I've been working out!
Bad form

DLee is consistent with the ability to lead the team and can potentially be a monster at times.

a pinch hit grand slam

comes to mind

Do you always suffer from

diarrhea of the typing fingers?

He shuts up when Soriano has a good game.

Never heard him say much when Theriot has a fielding error or caught stealing, either.

So that’s actually quite often that he shuts up.

come on Dome, we need some runs!
Come on Dome

here comes the slider on 0-2

isnt it bad when the closer hits a batter?
leads to 3 runs when ours does
No!!! Woody loves to do it!!
Swing is too big....

as his wife watching…

this really is a great matchup when you think about it
agreed

I hope we get the better of it.

Saito not showing his slider

until 2-2

opposite field grounder through the hole come on

Yeah, with Pierre's arm.
was just thinking...

we need a Dome Gnome…

you sir

win a prize

I'll put a one on his back

5-4 DOME!!!!!!

storms somewhere must be affecting 720 am. it's going in and out some
FU KU DO ME
Kosuke does it again
DOME DOME DOME!!!!
He did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSS. FU-KU-DO-ME
clap clap clap-clap-clap!

I had it right just other side of diamond

YES!!!!!

Way to go DOME!!!!

Fukudome

better pay Theriot royalties… that’s his trademark hit!!!

Yes Huge hit

thats the kosuke at bat we saw earlier in the year, battles after falling behind, gets his pitch and delivers

MONEY!!!!

Go DOME!

nice aramis to 3rd

Geo is due for a hit here
what please

details gameday blows?

Theriot doubled down the right field line

Dome battled back from 0-2 to hit a comebacker through the gap to central. Theriot scored, men on first and third, Geo batting.

central = center
Nice 3 run HR here would be nice eh?
Yes I just said Nice Twice
that's how nice it would be
quite so

Edmonds turn to try

i was just thinking that
Yeah

I dont want Wood to pitch in the 9th. He really needs the rest.

If he's warmed up he's going to pitch

Larry doesn’t want him warming up and then not going in.

lets get a couple more
Rammy and Theriot were

flying

C'mon Geo

break outta your mini-slump

Come on Geo!
How about

Aram hustle’s on that play

get one to the OF soto
come on Geo....
So is this another good charm for Dome???

It's perfect. :)
you've got the golden touch my friend
indeed my good man

indeed

Too bad Jacques isn't in the outfield...

We might be able to score Kosuke from first on a single.

there is, however, a juan pierre out there
how do you say "clutch" in Japan?

gotta love that hit

My Satalite just went out

Please frequent updates.

soto saito

fives times fast

HUG IT OUT GEO
I'd hug it out w/ Geo if it helped the team :)

strike 3, two down

i love "in play, run(s)"
Lol

Gameday gets me excited when I see that.

Geo startin to struggle a bit at the plate as well
so did he get hurt earlier or what?

come on jumbo

I'm trying to decide if that's a typo.
jimmy b-ball will come through, i feel it
3 strike outs

yikes

Geo needs a day off.
he missed that by quite a bit.

sigh

Come on Jim!

soto so

edmunds?

Ones all we need

I wouldnt turn down some insurance though

This is where Edmonds get to prove he is

Cubbie blue through and through.

I kinda like Jumbo better.
i was just typing that but then i was "yeah, that's gonna get ripped bad..." lol
Once again, Edmonds GameDay hat bothers me

Can I confess Edmonds is starting to grow on me

that's what she said...?
only if I can confess the same.

I never would have guessed. :)

TWSS
i just realized what twss mean...

i suck

twss
too easy ;-)
true but it's midnight... can get away with it easier
You should get that checked out.

I know a good dermatologist.

nasty pitch there

yes Wood in the 9th

Big time save opp here

fasten those seat belts

by all means
answer this...

how can you catch a flyball if you’re suspended…???

an appeal.

lame.

how do you appeal picking a fight and punching someone? that was all kemp
I know! Every time he does it that's my first thought.

Stupid appeal. :(

by appealing it because MLB has stupid rules

By all means Fasten those seatbelts
this team has made me install 5 point racing harnesses on the couch
I hate "In play, out(s)."
Well at least their closer threw 30 pitches on the first game of a 4 games set.
They still have Jonathon "Big Belly" Broxton.
Yeah but before he creamed us that one outing we came back against him last week.
true. thats nice looking ahead.
Oh, and we're winning.

That counts for something, I hope.

should be the rule that the coaches have to, you are suspended you should serve it

uhhh does this put howry in line for the "W"?

good point, but Woody could do that too

dude if you're replying to something certain

hit the reply under that comment… these random ones are hard to follow.

my bad, typing so fast, not looking where it is going, will do it from now on

WE WANT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY
i bought a car there once, in bensenville, nice dealership
but was it a nice car?
TWMWS?

(many women)

yes, he hasn’t pitched bad, made one mistake

ok len is at it again, with the saves lead garbage

is len talking about hit batters while holding the SI w/Woody on it while a black cat walks in front of him?

bad mojo…

Howry in line to beat the Dodgers a second time?

Start him Sunday in Marquis’s place.

lol!

He’d make me less nervous than marquis, not gonna lie.

3 up, 3 down... would be nice...
Loney has brass balls to run on Sori and he looked really, really out.
live, he did

but replay looks like right call

Looked like he came off the bag, but tough to tell if the tag was held
BAD CALL BAD F'IN CALL
WORST CALL EVER!

what!!!!!!! out, out

NO!

he was out

What happened??
Loney stretched a single into a double

Soriano made a great through, he got in just under the tag. :(

Loney sttreched a single into a double. looked like Sori had him, but ump called him safe. Pretty close, but he was out, IMO.
and sotos strikeout with 1st and 3rd 1 out will come back to haunt us
Too close to tell
Wow

Close….really good slide

Loney doubles
Seriously.

He slid right off the bag. :(

Cedeno was called out on the same play last year

when he overslid the bag, that tag was no kept on either

Too bad he didn't keep the tag on.
big moment here kids...
OMFG. He was so damn out, it's not even funny.

He came off the base!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think DeRo held the tag
Agreed

Ump got it right.

No coincidence that you have vested interest in Sori not doing well.

oh man, double seat belt time

Throw something offspeed too many fastballs
great camera work there....

derek looked very interested

woody gave up a lead off double to gonzalez the other night

and sat down the next 3

Need a popup/strikeout.
He came off the base

but DeRosa didn’t keep the tag on. No really definitive angle either/

Ya looked like he was safe
Ump got it right

DeRo didn’t hold the tag on.

i need a 7th inning smoke break right now... UGH!
PROTECT THE HITTING COACH.

Pie’s future is in the balance.

oh come now... there will be plenty of ball boy jobs down the road!
NASTIEST PITCH OF THE NIGHT
Call a doctor...

slider working tonight for WOODY

That pitch was completely sick
strike out time - hu will NOT be on first
god i hope not
go RIGHT AFTER this clown
Ahem, you mean "No talent ass-clown"?
Blew that one by him
who's on deck after hu?
not looking past him or anything, of course
TERRY TIPPY TO PINCH HIT!!!

i think…

2 DOWN!!!!!!!

i just pooped my pants
Jimmayyyyyyy.
Love it.

That’s my favorite for him so far, better than Jumbo. ha ha.

Seriously, nice catch. :)

Edmonds gets GREAT jumps.
Hey that's a perfect example

of a bloop hit taken away by Edmonds playing shallow…HMMMMM

Yep

Edmonds remains a top flight outfielder. His ability to play shallow is a big asset.

You mean cuz he plays shallow on purpose?

HAHA, ME TOO

Jim Edmonds has been very big in the outfield tonight
Hence my new favorite nickname...

Jumbo.

Basket catch

makes me want to slap him in the head

Edmonds yells

GET The F out of my way…..or I got It…you choose

Wood's velocity is going up.
Man, Edmonds gets a good jump on alomst every ball hit out there.

He’s def lost a step, but he’s great instinctive OF’er

word

I’m not even watching

terry tiffee???

game over sit down

Who is this guy?
I think he might have been on a game show once...
Top minor league prospect?

lmao.

WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY
terry tiffee

worst
name
ever

office linebacker?
I believe

he was a Twin.

I vote for "Neifi Perez"
what parent does that to a kid?
It's pretty bad.
two words

dick trickle

Listen to the Cubs Fans
Listen to the Cub fans
Hope I don't offend,

but Terry Tiffee sounds like a drag queen name or something

I am VERY offended.

/Mrs. Tiffany Tiffee

not good...

not good at all… crap crap crap…

come on K-Wood
Ron Santo just went into vapor lock

Terry Friggin Tiffee and Wood hits him.

you're not allowed to say vapor lock anymore
WTF is vapor lock anyway?
How do you know the ump got the call right

if you’re listening to the radio?

TV no sound, radio on

Can’t take Len Kaspar.

is there anyone you can stand? Joe Morgan probably?
Hit batter

well i know where this game is going

a W

I guarantee it

Let's face it

you don’t know jack shit.

LOL I love it, LOVE IT
woody hits tiffee with a pitch
Len just needs to mute himself

Probably a closet cardinal fan

nice LEN, mention that he is 0-4 good work

Pierre has a chance to help us more than he did in all of 2006.
ron's "oh god geep geep"

to the HBP

cr*p

Everytime Ron screams in agony, an angel dies
HA HA nice swing there francis
Let Pierre hit a fly ball

He will not hit a HR.

This is way too stressful.
Worst swing ever by tiny head
No kiddin...

Juan Pierre’s head is the size of my fist.

i call that the "NO CLUE" slider
Wow.

I can’t believe we put Tiffee on with two strikes.

Hey mets lost good enough
that helps us how?
ESPN will be distraught
mets suck knicks suck krpyton sucks
Moral victory? Is that what they call them nowadays
Seriously.

Why do I care?

now if only we had instant replay so every play could be reviewed!
Tiffee sets Santo into a tizzy
Say it three times fast.
oh crap

he’s gonna come back inside again and hit him

no. low and away swing and a miss - do it now!
Tiffee = 1.000 OPS now?
KW sure knows how to make it exciting. . . ..
My seat belt is broken. I don't like this.
I want to know how Juan Pierre figures he can argue taht.

He ended up ON HIS ASS and tried to claim he didn’t swing.

because he's Juan Pierre, dammit.

He probably showed the ump his career OBP (which is written on his arm) and begged for mercy.

Ron just said he wasnt sure he isnt sure he can take much more of this
I believe that, I fear for his heart condition after this game
ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

COME ON COME ON

Um, how was that not a strike?

Saito got that call…..

BOOOOOO THIRD BASE UMP
3 and 2

Hello Blown Save, this is Kerry calling again

Shut.

Up.

seriously. we'll all pitch in for a Dodgers cap if you never post again, MDBNIU!
Seconded.

Dude.

whats wrong with you?
You mean the National Legue Co-leader in saves Kerry Wood, right?
not gonna give that
Full Count 2 outs

OH GOODNESS, I CANT HANDLE THIS EITHER!

here we go again
Bases Loaded

Matt Kemp

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
Ron just screamed

Why, WHY !!!

That was funny

I must admit. But I hate agreeing w/ you. Go away.

Brenly lets wood have it there
Woody obviously isn't short or scrappy anough for Brenly to defend
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BB!

Lou's gonna get himself run if he isn't careful.
physical illness in my immediate future

should be suspended clap clap clap

details people

I’m dyin here

dont ask

cubbie nation suffering from collective heart attacks

Kerry just walked the bases loaded

Kemp is up. 2-0

No fastballs...w.t.f
dude

wtf. it’s juan pierre. groove it down broadway.

I can't breathe..

Come on K Wood, we just need one.

Damnet

Wood about to blow this game, great work on tiffee and pierre you waste

Sorry to disappoint you since you were hoping for a loss.

And people wonder why we drafted Cashner today
We've been trying to get Cashner for 2 years

Wood wasn’t a closer last year

YOU CAN NOW STFU

CUBS WIN, MUCH TO YOUR CHAGRIN.

very poetic

and he’s pathetic!

WOW, got away with one there

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Swung at Ball 3
Kemp swinging, makes it 2-1 on a high fastball

come on heat

Wood should send Kemp a thank you card after that swing.
2-2

third straight batter down to his final strike

SING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GONE WHITE FLAG TIME!!!!!!!!!!

cubs win!!! fly it!!!
CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!!!
CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
STRIKEOUT

CUBS WINNNN

OH MY GOD CUBS WIN>
It's June

This keeps up, I’m dead mid-August

you and me both, buddy.
Seriously.

At this rate I’m going to have a heart attack in July.

A lot of you guys are young still.

Think of Al, myself, fansince 57 etc who are going to be on the other side of 40 by October.

Think of tks

who is older than heaven.

Cubs win !!

Ron praises the heavens.

YEAH! YEAH!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!!!! ATTA BOY KERRY!!!!!

Now go read the draft roundup! : D

heart malfunction

THAT WAS POSITIVELY

DEMPSTERESQUE

wouldnt you say?

Give em the high stinking cheese
OH MANNNN!!!

I think I have diarrhea!

bangorang!

fly it

Bangorang!?!?!?!?

I don’t think I’ve heard that since I was a kid!

OMG I just died a little.

K!!!!!!

GO CUBS GO!!!!!!

and this is June.. imagine October
No. Not yet.

Maybe its like other things where you can a tolerance.

gain even
Buh-bye MDBNIU, Buh-bye BluMike!!
that might be the best thing about winning

MDBNIU’s posts less

Why do you guys respond to again?

Although I did once myself tonight, but I just pretend he’s not here.

Better question

why is there no ignore function here?

I've wondered about that.

and an edit would be nice.

Cause a few people woulda made my list tonight
my heart!

oh my achy breaky heart!

And Ron Santo passes out in the booth from exhaustion as Wood strikes out Kemp
fuck I'm sweating on my notebook
ahh yes

breathes a sigh of relief, don’t ever doubt the no names. cubs fans they always bit us in the ass

Santo pay for a novena for Woodie!
The organ is playing for the half a dozen Dodger fans left?
need me some steve goodman
I'm playing it here
Holy Crap.

What a pitch by Wood. CUBS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woods gonna give me a heart attack one of these days
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats

Here’s another version

that's awesome!!!!!!!

SHIRT PLEASE!! with FUKUDOME 1 on the back. oh man i would totally buy that.

Curious....

does the C have any bearing on the translation?

that's impossible

to translate “UBS” as well….

what does it say? is it the child bears, or the U-B-S?

sorry, I’m a bit confused!

It's "Child + Bears"

Translate UBS is kinda non-sense in this case…

got it. thanks!
ah, your translation makes sense, though

and it looks cool, too

This is the best!
wow

what a pitch… enjoy your suspension kemp

Jim Edmonds was game MVP

He’s made me a believer. He clearly still has something in the tank. And his fielding has been an asset.

sorry, but Fukudome is game MVP
No argument

Kosuke has been fabulous for this ballclub.

i'm not taking anything away from edmonds D-fense tonite either- he made several important plays
Why don't you slob his knob a bit more
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
i am going out in my underwear to fly the win flag for that heart-stopper!
ewww tmi
i'll put a robe on first
I need a new seatbelt

I love winning, but a laugher would be unbelivably welcome.

Indeed

We need a blow out!

YES.

You earned it, Kerry. Way to go. I’d prefer a little less heartburn next time, but I’ll take it if that’s the result.

Good night all, Tiffee nightmares for me tonight
when my Gnom-e arrives, it will get a Dom-e 1!
Gah!

Brilliant! :)

god i love baseball.......night y'all
Since the game is in the books...I am going to say this

Kerry needed a game like that. He need to prove that he could come back in an inning like that. He is now an offical closer

We saw a possible turning point in Kerrys closer career tonight. Got himself into major heaps of trouble and got out of it.

I didn't need a game like that!

I’ll take the win, but damn.

Kerry does ads for Northwestern Memorial one of the leading heart hospitals in the world.

Coinkidink I think not. He has a contract to give them patients.

how many of us remember '89?

that was Mitch Williams all summer long.

I remember that well.

I was a lot younger then and could take it much better.

hell of a game dome, theriot, edmonds

good night all

Let's go get a glass of wine!
I think Ron might have more than one glass of wine
Um...

Let’s go get a glass of whiskey!

Fixed.

Jameson?

pour one for me brother

if i drank

i’d be all over that. so i’m hitting the peppermint ice cream instead. :-)

just let it melt...

and then drink it.

wise girl.... ice cream the way to go.
thought it was water?
Okay, I'm out. See you all tomorrow.
good 2 hear

c u then

I hate Kerry Wood so much right now...

Like “Lee Smith” hate…

sleep like winners tonight!
never a dout
understatement of the night! haha
Good night everyone...

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go and have a heart attack…

"that's a baker's dozen for me, Bob!"
"See there, Todd, now ya got someone to look up to."
I finished putting the kids to bed...

had to run out to get milk and fill up my wife’s ga$tank, and I got home in time to see the last 2 outs of the ninth. That was like…

hahaha. perfect.
northsider...

what happened in the top of the ninth…I know Dome hit the GW single…who scored?

Theriot

lead off the winning w/ a double. Lee K’d. Rammy HBP. Dome single.

Lee is channeling Jim Edmonds of 2 weeks ago....
Even as Edmonds is channeling the Derrek Lee from 2 weeks ago...

Eerie.

It's like they both made a wish and SWITCHED PLACES!

Or, maybe something more...sinister:

or more heartwarming...

Or more funny:

9th Inning

Pitcher Change: T. Saito replaces DoctorProctor.
Theriot doubles to RF. 0 out.
Lee strikes out swinging. 1 out.
Ramirez HBP. 1 out.
Fukudome singles to RF. Theriot scores. Ramirez to 3rd. 1 out.
Soto strikes out swinging. 2 out.
Edmonds flies out to CF. 3 out.

Pitcher Change: Wood replaces Howry.
Loney doubles to LF. 0 out.
DeWitt strikes out called. 1 out.
Hu flies out to CF. 2 out.
Tiffee pinch-hits for Saito.
Tiffee HBP. 2 out.
Pierre walks. Loney to 3rd. Tiffee to 2nd. 2 out.
Kemp strikes out swinging. Ballgame.

"U HAZ A FLAVUR"
Nice

Now I’ll always think, a win like this makes me feel like a cat eating cactus.

I'M IN UR KAKTIZ, WREKIN MA TEEF!
I CAN HAZ W'S?
PRETZLZ IZ MAKIN MA THURSTEE
Umm

who’s watching Comcast right now? Plesac is doing the post-game w/ Fukudome bandana on

Screen caps...

or it didn’t happen.

Oh it's happening now

Can’t say I’m surprised.

Dunno how

You’re the Master

Here you go

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can't arue w/that
or argue whatever works
what a tool.
+1

All kinds of douchebaggery going on in that screencap.

Enhanced Version.

Weird, you read my mind
LSA

Outstanding. One of your best ever!

Love the

synonyms. Very nice.

SWL

You have my blessing to mess with this pic as you please :)

What. A. Total. Assclown.
moron
Me or Plesac?
Plesac totally.

If he’s that dumb one thing, but won’t his producers or someone ponder if Maybe just Maybe that might be offensive???

Plus that fact that

he just looks like a total douchenozzle.

Best record in baseball

for yet another night

and the Nat's beat the Cards on a walkoff 2 run HR...

by Dukes!

Can you imagine

Can you imagine if this was a World Series game – - I am freaking out and we know the Cubs will get in the playoffs. Right?

You dont know anything in June

But yeah, we know!

I may not be

physically capable of watching the World Series if we get that lucky.

Honestly 4 games 5 tops either way. My heart couldn’t take 7 games.

I'm in LA

The cub fans are singing Go Cubs go….you can hear it on mlb.com

Happy tears....happy...happy...tears.
SO COOL!

can’t hear it on radio

My friend from my Another World fangroup was at the game tonight. She’s not a big fan but her boss had an extra ticket and is poed that she was rooting for the Cubs.

We should have taken this one going away

but the important thing is that we won.

o god to think I was lookin

forward to baseballtonight…. tonight

(covers eyes)

and... its all bosox so far.

heffers.

unreal it's like NESN's sister station
Im sure @ 1:30 am there are lots of east coasters staying up to watch baseball tonight lol
I'm on vacation

I’ll stay up all night

8 min in

and STILL all bosox.

And now we're on to the Skanks.

Seriously.

Exciting wins for Padres and Cubs… and NADA!

there

we just got our ten seconds of equal time…

the best team in baseball's

highlights last for 12 seconds

You have to be careful with our highlights....

normal baseball fans must be introduced to the awesomeness a little at a time. By August…ESPN may let people see an entire 30 second spot on the Cubs.

steve berthiaume

did say Kukudome is my homey though. so we have that goin for us.

or Fukudome

my apologies to everyone, serioulsy

No..I kinda like Kukudome...

I’m surprised Tim Meadows didn’t use that last week when he was doing the Sammy Davis Jr. play by play…

“And Kew-Kew-dome-a with a crazy single man!”

Did he really say "Kukudome?"

‘cause that would be some hilarity right there…

nah my apologies

were for my horrid typing skills, grins at work laptop.

Damn. I was hoping it was true.
10 min on the Skanks and BoSox

and less than 50 secs on BOTH the Padres and the Cubs wins.

Gah!! At least we made it through without a curse, 100 years or misc. cubs “trivia” being dropped. Small favors, I guess.

Think about it this way though

I would FAR rather fly under the radar than have a big fat target on the Cubs

on the whole i agree

i just hope that maybe we can get as few “curse” fan + foul ball mentions. because anyone who knows a cubs fan knows how ridiculous it is.

I'm over it though

The only reason to want more Cubs coverage is to relive the experience over and over and while I can’t get enough of “good cubs news”, i think the benefits of being a sidebar to the sideshow of the Spanks and Crimson Sox is that we can operate in relative anonymity and not provide too much bulletin board material for upcoming teams.

Whoo…can u say run on sentence?

nice job on the run on sentence structure. :-)
Thanks

I was an English Major in school. I coasted, obviously. ;-)

yes but when u can't watch the game

and you sit in front of the comp for hours tryin to keep up w/game day and over flow threads. I’d like to e able to kick my feet up for some cubs highlights ya know?

True dat
I keep forgetting about you out of towners :)
You know you can always

watch the game in its entirety on MLB.com once it’s finished, right?

I love doing that. I'm weird. :-)
Well if doing that is weird....

Then I don’t want to be nor…..ahh forget it.

w/out an MLB.tv account?

If you can i did not no that, and I will do just that

Yes, do it.

It’s awesome, pretty good quality also. And completely free. One thing MLB.com does right.

thank's buddy!

I was not aware of this. I’m gonna kick my feet up and watch this game.(Ignores gf, tellin me come 2 bed) I’m on vacation damn it!

Great win!

But I am still pissed at Howry for letting that bum Kent tie up the game! Riot and Fukadome came up big at the key time to save the day. What’s wrong with Lee???

Lee is suffering from

the blue mike curse.

His beard is cursed.
I agree. Shave the beard, D-Lee.
Shave the beard!!!!
Howry

Why does he get the win tonight . It makes no sense.

Thats baseball I guess
Blown save

and the win. Just the way it works.

Because he was still the last pitcher to pitch when the Cubs took the lead.
and Wood wasn't "in" yet
20 men left on base!

next time I hope Lou uses Big Z as a ph. fonenot had the worst approach i have ever seen!

Get well soon Daryl Ward!
Yeah, Fontenot should be caned for swinging at the first pitch he saw,

especially since it came on the heel of a 4-pitch walk.

It's not Mike Fontenot's fault that Lou thinks he's a good pinch hitter.
True, but Lou's also not the one swinging the bat.

I wanted to jump through the TV and throttle Fontenot when I saw him swing.

I was resigned to it.

At some point, you have to figure that bad players don’t give themselves playing time, it’s given to them by some outside force. God knows they’re not trying to be bad, so after a while it’s really no fun blaming them for having less talent than others. They don’t have the option to stop being bad players. Managers have the option to not give bad players as much playing time as they do, especially when they have alternatives.

Theriot would like to have a word w/ you.
Uh-Oh

Two man enter, one man leave.

Pardon?
cwyers and Theriot, having words.

The “Two man enter, one man leave” line is from “Bloodsport.” cwyers isn’t exactly a fan of Theriot, you see, so I’m implying that their meeting might be a cage fight.

i thought you were setting up a twss.
its been done already for that phrase :)
No way, man, those gotta come fresh
I think he'd win.

A few too many good meals since I’ve been married; I’m really not in fighting trim anymore. :)

Kumate!

SWL what flash maker do you use?
blibs.com....

it’s free…then I use image ready.

How did I miss this?

This pic is so full of WIN.

Ha, ok. Agreed.

You’ll have to excuse lack of film trivia. I think I’ve seen a total of 12 movies in my life. Anywho, I’m aware of the cwyers man love for Theriot. As much as his numbers make my head spin, I like picking his brain.

It is from Thunderdome

Mad Max!

I seriously doubt Ryan Theriot would care to talk to me at all.

He doesn’t seem particularly interested in baseball anaylysis, if you can believe it. And I’m fine with that.

But being a bad baseball player – or, more accurately in this case, a less-good-than-someone-else baseball player – doesn’t make you a bad person. It isn’t a moral failing. You can point out plenty of instances where I’ve been less-than-complimentary of Theriot’s skills as a baseball player, but I can’t recall ever using that as a springboard to degrade him as a person.

In Ryan Theriot’s position, I would continue to play as much baseball as they let me, and let God sort the rest out. He’s certainly not putting a gun to Lou’s head to make him play him.

But at the same time… I guess if it’s wrong to state my opinions, informed by and coupled with the facts as best as I can understand and present them, then I’m wrong. I can live with that.

Theroit may not be the best player

but there is no doubt that he goes all out on every play. There is something to be said for guys who are blessed with talent that do all they can to make up for it with effort.

and that something is....

scrappy.

Make that not blessed with talent
Sure.

But once it’s been said, you’re still left with a guy that doesn’t have the range and arm to be an everyday shortstop, and whose overall offensive value is dragged down by his lack of extra-base hits. The one doesn’t preclude the other – it’s just that one is a lot more relevant to wins and losses.

I suppose we're going to walk the tight-rope with him...

as long as he’s getting on base 40% of the time and hitting above .300…we can stomach the below average defense. If those 2 offensive things start to diminish…then we’re in trouble.

I think Theriot is costing the team more runs...

...in the field than he’s producing with his bat, at least compared to the average (or even the hypothetical replacement level) shortstop. Again, based upon the early returns.

The confounding issue is that we have neither an “avereage” or “replacement” shortstop to hand – we have Ronny Cedeno, widely understood to be one of the most frustrating ballplayers to watch.

We really have no way of knowing for sure if Cedeno is a better shortstop than Theriot other than to give him a real chance to prove himself. The Cubs seem wildly disinterested in this; they also see no real need to try and upgrade the position via trade.

I understand your arguement regarding his lack of...

extra base hits…but I’m of the opinion…(right or wrong)...that if he can hit like he has so far…unlikely…he’s a serviceable SS in this particular offense. I just keep expecting him to hit the wall and revert back to his pedestrian performance at the plate. But it’s June 5th…and I’m still waiting.

Theriot has come into a very odd sort of hitting style.

Right now his OBP is .021 points above his SLG. Only two players last season – Nick Punto and Reggie Willits – were able to do that and qualify for the batting tittle. His LD% seems to support his BA, though, so who knows.

Even if he keeps hitting at this level, however, he’s still a net minus to the team unless his fielding improves as well.

A minus...maybe...

but as you’ve pointed out…other than ONEDEC…what other realistic choice do we have right now?

Is a gold-glove SS hitting .275 going to be that bid of a plus in this lineup?

ONEDEC would be a great choice. CEDENO! not so much.

A couple of things.

A gold-glove SS would be a huge help in the field, since SS is arguably the most important defensive position. This would in turn help our pitching, which would help our starters go deeper and save our bullpen from overuse, especially Marmol. I would take a significantly weaker hitter for a gold glove fielder.

“Hitting .275” does not tell you much about a hitter.

“in this lineup” is an odd phrase I have seen used by many people. Wouldnt a good hitter help any lineup, and a bad hitter hurt any lineup? The jist seems to be, even if he is bad, the rest of the lineup is so good they can carry him. But wouldnt finding the best option always be the thing to do for the team, even if a lineup can carry someone?

IM kind of an old timer ,

I like the team that plays the small ball approach. Ie: hitting behind runners, get em on get em over get em in. The talent is in how the game is played. Its such a simple gam when played this way. give me all the scrappy I can get.

Well I hope you're not insinuating

I’ve ever accused you of degrading him. B/c I’m not nor will I ever. As I said, your analysis coupled w/ your opinions intrigue me, especially when it comes trying to figure out the mystery of a player like TheRiot.

I'm probably a little defensive.

I’ve been called a “Theriot-hater” often enough that I tend to get a little reflexive when it’s brought up.

I don’t hate Ryan Theriot; I just don’t think that he’s a very good defensive shortstop. I think part of the issue is that a lot of people really do love Ryan Theriot, and so they feel the need to project the same level of emotion onto my stance about Ryan Theriot. It really leads to a lot of misunderstandings – my primary emotions about Ryan Theriot at this point are exasperation and honestly a bit of boredom.

I like Theroit but

you have to be honest about his shortcomings.

I guess.

Seems like Eric patterson might be a better guy to fill the Fontenot role right now.

NO KIDDING!!

That was maddening.

good night.....

im looking fwd to atlanta and blue jays and normal game times!

You beautiful thing

I love this season, but a nice laugher every now and then would do my nerves the world of good. Good thing ive got 9 hours to celebrate the win too!

+1

I don’t even remember the last one – this whole streak our biggest win margin was 4 runs

This is something...

that good baseball teams do. I don’t have a problem with it.

Yeah.

its weird to complain about HOW we’ve won our last couple. Will continue to take some getting used to.

Anyhow

It’s good for Dome that he could show clutch for his wife and baby Hayato…

They should both just travel with the team.
I think there's an MLB limit to how much they can, though
Not if they aren't "offically" with the team...

they can travel to each city the Cubs play in…

sure, that's true.

other players should be tolerant of someone adjusting to a new culture

I wouldn't want to drag a baby around the country...

...following a ballclub, that’s for sure!

I guess his wife and baby will move to Chicago

after this series and start new life there….

yay! Kosuke must be thrilled. And them too!
Probably why they waited so long

I think he son was very, very young when spring training started – IIRC, he was born just before the end of last year. It would have been pretty stressful for mom and baby to have moved here a couple months later and/or follow the team on road trips. That, and international travel could wreak havoc on a newborn’s fragile immune system.

excellent points.
I'm so glad they got to come over and visit.

are they staying in the states? or are they going back home?

I wasn't complaining

I said that ‘im loving’ this season, but a laugher would be good for the nerves.

Slight difference

Didn't mean to imply you were.

Was just making the point of how nice it is to nitpick on HOW we’re winning. Thats all.

No worries then
The nature of the game definitely affects the flow of this board

Tonight we were hanging on every play -

In a laugher, we get more SWL photos, more discussion, more TWSS, etc etc

Only if I'm around...

the day games are nicer for me…I can watch at work most of the time…the night games can cause friction between me and these other people in my house who don’t understand why I have to get up from the dinner table every 3 minutes to go look at the computer.

Close games are funner in the threads, I think.

I’m the only sports fan in my house, I need to talk to someone other than the dog. he listens but he can’t give me perspective.. although he does keep trying to share his toys.

Gotta respect the effort
Yeah. He's a sweetie.
Are you actually half blind

Or do you just need glasses?

Blunt deaf guy here :)

yeah.

i’m legally blind and went to the blind school in indianapolis. i’m blind in my right eye and have partial vision (enough to read) in my left. :-)

And blunt is good.

Very cool

I’m 100% deaf – but I don’t sign. Go figure.

Pardon my ignorance

What does TWSS stand for?

That's what She Said
Just so everyone knows...

my wife made choc-chip cookes tonight…and I’m celebrating the win!

Hey I see you ditched the Theriot soul patch

And went for the DeRosa/Edmonds/Grudzilanek shadow

No...

it’s behind the cookie.

A new version of Ed Tv?
Frank TV? I remember something about Frank TV....

is’t it supposed to be a great new show on TBS? I bet it’s gonna be great.

Yeah I believe I saw few promo

commercials for during the Playoffs last year. There was also this guy Dane Cook. Wonder what happened to them…

I'm hitting the sack.

Night everyone!!

Over 2000 comments in the three threads tonight

And that doesn’t include the recap from last night

Lou

has been giving a lot of lip service to resting the bullpen, but it needs to start happening; like now. Marmol leads in holds and Wood leads in saves, but they also lead by a wide margin in a very ugly stat, pitch count for respective role.

I feel like Lou wants to put the division away early, all by himself (IOW, by the Cubs). With the advantage the Cubs possess via sheer talent, I think it’s ok to let the other teams destroy themselves rather than attempt to annihilate them, only to capture exactly what we had at the end of last season, a division crown; something that is likely to be ours anyway. The Cardinals are not going to play over their heads for another 4 months. And we all know Wood historically has something less than a rubber arm.

Rest the pen. It's ok to lose a battle once in a while if it means you'll ultimately win the war.
I agree

It’s just tough when you can’t trust anyone else – tonight is the perfect example. We all thought Howry was putting it together and getting back on track and then he gives up a sickening game tying HR in the 8th. That hurt.

having just watched the game

I have to think that Hr to Kent had something to do w/Soto goin out to the mound. Howry usually hits the outside corner, that was right down broadway. Vin Scully had it nailed, what a treat it is to hear that man call a game. Thank’s again for the tip Jayo, good lookin.

Not sure I understand

Soto went to the mound before the HR and said what that led to Howry giving up the HR

I have no idea what Soto said

but everything was fine and then Geo, seemingly went out there for whatever reason. Scully went off about how veterans don’t like to get a talking to by rookies (you know how ballplayer’s can be) and sure enough next pitch BAM.

I'm not buying that

Soto goes out and calms down Z and Woody all the time. If any vet were going to pissy about the rook doing that, it’d be them.

Considering reports how Howry deals with fans

it seems he is actually a very uptight guy when he is getting ready to pitch. I could see him being miffed about an unneccessary (in his judgement) visit to the mound.

Wood fell

he slipped and landed on his back in the bullpen early on in the game. I held my breath, until he got up. He walked over toward the seats near the bullpen phone and I got his attention asked him if he was okay he said yeah I’m fine. scary moment, awesome that he responded to me though.

woah

scary stuff. thanks for the heads up though man. wonder if we’ll hear about this in the news tomorrow.

Scary, but nice win....

...nice to win the first of the series.

Dodger fans

There were quite a few belligerent a-holes there last night. I hope you guys behave better at Wrigley.

I thought I would round this off to

an even 900 comments.

It was a gas to read this thread today. I love reliving the angst of the 9th.

I listened to the game on WGN while in NYC as my MLB TV feed kept freezing over the Internet last night (blame the hotel…what can I expect for over $500/night!). Does anyone else have this problem with the mlb.com TV feeds freezing? I thought Santo was goint to have a heart attack when the bags were full in the 9th.

I am happily heading back to LA now. BEAT THE DODGERS…daily!

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