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Last week, BCB reader mothershipwit asked the question: Can a free agent participate in the Home Run Derby?

Well, that inspired this.


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Comments

First

First!

Great cartoon as always!

What happened to the Marmol overuse fanpost?
Click on Old Fanposts (right corner of your screen at the bottom of Recent Fanposts).

Then, search for the fanpost you’re looking for.

there is one in recommended fan posts

is the the one your looling for?

OK, that was funny...

But please excuse my lack of knowledge—who is questionable player #1, and why the “name starting with K” thing?

I know, I know, it’s not funny if you have to explain it. But I still want to know. Great cartoon, Mike!

Roger "Roid Rocket" Clemens

Great cartoon as always. Poor Ronny….

The "name starting with K" thing...

... all of Clemens’ kids have names that begin with “K”.

Goofy

That’s just plain goofy.

What about the family with something like 200 children who’s names all start with J. They are getting pretty desperate for new names.

Great cartoon!

I’d still love to see Barroid step out from behind a curtain and get a chance to compete against the apparent winner of the Home Run Derby tonight. Maybe the MLB could promise him that, if he wins, he’s guaranteed a pinch hitter/DH spot in the postseason.

Vizquel

There was talk of Vizquel in my area this weekend. It would be an interesting fit.

No, it would not.

It would be a horrendous fit. Vizquel cannot hit any more. Period. Why would you want a 41-year-old guy who hung around this year for the sole purpose of breaking Luis Aparicio’s record for games played at SS?

Let’s put this one to rest forever. DO. NOT. WANT.

But he's a RAKE!!!
Fine.

He can be used to drag the infield.

I hadn't heard it

I hadn’t heard it anywhere but the guy who mentioned this to me has told me some things in the past that had legs including some stuff that was off the wall.

you sure love to claim you have inside knowledge.
Thank you...

This Omar Vizquel love-fest that’s going on here has run its course…He’s had a great career, and will probably make it to Cooperstown (he’s got better numbers than Ozzie Smith, who probably shouldn’t be there anyway, but that’s a whole ‘nother story), but, as Al would say, he is DONE.

Although, he sort of fills Lou’s pathological desire for a leftie…

+1

He’s so done, he’s a Krispy Kritter.

You live next to Ivy Walls?

Omar is running on empty and has been for awhile. There are a ton of cheap kids out there who can hit 150 and play shortstop as good as Omar and would cost next to nothing. Why would you waste a roster spot on a used up hulk of what was a decent player?

OT

I saw a nice T Shirt at the game saturday….vintage looking, throwback t shirt with worn patches to look old. Like it and cannot find it anywhere. Someone said Von Maur which bothered me a bit but can’t find it their either.

Anyone?

OT - Hot dog cost?

How much is an official Wrigley Field hot dog?

Thanks in advance!

Dave

Last week a Hot Dog cost

$3.75 at the concession stand or $4.00 from a vendor.

Can you grab me a beer, too? I'll pay ya later.
Usually $3.50...and $4.00 for Kosher..

Definetly get the Kosher!

Take the time to leave your seat and go get ome off the grill with grilled onions
Cliff Lee vs Ben Sheets - All Star Starters announced
Lineups per ESPN

2008 All-Star Lineups
National League:
1. Hanley Ramirez, Florida, ss
2. Chase Utley, Philadelphia, 2b
3. Lance Berkman, Houston, 1b
4. Albert Pujols, St. Louis, dh
5. Chipper Jones, Atlanta, 3b
6. Matt Holliday, Colorado, rf
7. Ryan Braun, Milwaukee, lf
8. Kosuke Fukudome, Chicago, cf
9. Geovany Soto, Chicago, c
P: Ben Sheets, Milwaukee, rhp

American League:
1. Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle, rf
2. Derek Jeter, New York, ss
3. Josh Hamilton, Texas, cf
4. Alex Rodriguez, New York, 3b
5. Manny Ramirez, Boston, lf
6. Milton Bradley, Texas, dh
7. Kevin Youkilis, Boston, 1b
8. Joe Mauer, Minnesota, c
9. Dustin Pedroia, Boston, 2b
P: Cliff Lee, Cleveland, lhp

Soto should hit 8th and Fukudome 9th in that lineup.
DH????

what is this flim-flammery?!? I thought this was a BASEBALL game!

Why don't you wake up Drew!

It’s the 21st century! Why would we have our pitchers hit or run the bases??

Sheets is fine with me. SAVE ZAMBRANO!
and Ferris !

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