…and he actually didn’t have very good speed but the dude was mr. dependable at SS. Theriot is actually a much better hitter than Dent, but Dent was probably a little better in the field.
Drafted: Selected by Chicago Cubs in 39th Round (1158th overall) of 2001 amateur entry draft (June-Reg) … Selected by Texas Rangers in 42nd Round (1252nd overall) of 2002 amateur entry draft (June-Reg)
we are 10 hours from the effing funpark and you wanna bail out now! we’re not on a vacation anymore, but its a quest! i’m gonna have fun and your gonna have fun. we are going to have so much effing fun that they will have to remove our god damn smiles from our faces! we’ll be whistling zipa-di-do-da from your assholes! i’m crazy i am on a pilgramage to see a moose, PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!
First
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
FAIL
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
HAHAHA
At least dude’s clothed – but the porn ‘stache implies ’party time’!
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
how scary would it have been if he rocked the 'stache in the other photo?
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
Boogie Nights
indeed
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
Hairstyle brought to you by Brillo.
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
Now that's a handsome man!
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
I think he was awarded the Cy Young
based on the strength of that photo
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
Only slightly better
than Malicedoom’s
Blue W - August 27, 2008
Let's reduce the magic number
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
Let's reduce the amount of man pictures...
MikeOxbyg - August 27, 2008
I can always counter with more lady pictures :)
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
or just replace them w/ ones of geo
Madison Cub Fan - August 27, 2008
+1
sue369 - August 27, 2008
you must have been besides yourself last night
Have you had time to google articles from last night yet? I havent
Madison Cub Fan - August 27, 2008
I get news
alerts with on him. Haven’t gotten any yet but probably by tonight I will.
sue369 - August 27, 2008
I didnt set up google alerts b/c too many repeats
what did you use as keywords?
Madison Cub Fan - August 27, 2008
Just his name
sue369 - August 27, 2008
really? I'll do that again later.
Madison Cub Fan - August 27, 2008
I do google
and Yahoo alerts. They don’t always have the same articles.
sue369 - August 27, 2008
Third
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
turn Rami loose!
MOCubsfan - August 27, 2008
C'mon, GEICO
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
that comment in the other thread
re: Riot = Bucky Dent, and that’s why Lou likes him, actually makes a lot of sense. Lou and Bucky were buddies back in the other pinstripes.
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
I don't recall Bucky being such an adventure on the basepaths.
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
no, but there are some other similarities.
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
He wasn't...
…and he actually didn’t have very good speed but the dude was mr. dependable at SS. Theriot is actually a much better hitter than Dent, but Dent was probably a little better in the field.
MPH73 - August 27, 2008
Yeah, as I recall, Dent had trouble staying above the Mendoza line.
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
Does this mean
we have to call Theriot, “Ryan F-ing Theriot”?
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
no,
only cardinal fans have to say that…
tootle - August 27, 2008
just joined in... man this game is flying by...
digitalbenjamin - August 27, 2008
I WANT SOME FILTHY SLIDERS!
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
isn't that
what you go to white castle for?
cubbieblue86 - August 27, 2008
my kingdom
for some white castle
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
OT- Kotsay
part of Red Sox Nation
PurpleLineToWrigley - August 27, 2008
Insert obligatory "YANKEES SUCK" post here
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
Heard that was coming
Now he can check out what the Red Sox DL looks like
Clutch16 - August 27, 2008
to replace injured jd drew
tim815 - August 27, 2008
that cancels each other out, doesn't it?
graceunderpressure - August 27, 2008
Dang
1. Atlanta is dismantled for the first time in my memory.
2. Goes to show how smart Hendry was by not trading for Crisp.
chilango2 - August 27, 2008
How did the Yanks not claim him??
VillanuevaExperience - August 27, 2008
Six out to total win
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
Warm it up Kris...
I’m about to….
Cant believe they are playing Kris Kross
MikeOxbyg - August 27, 2008
MARMOL!
WHITE CASTLE!
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
OK, let's DO THIS THING!
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
HIT IT.
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
not exactly
the same guys, Mr. Pink.
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
It must be Joliet Jake!
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
YANKEES SUCK!
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
is marquis still in?
cubbieblue86 - August 27, 2008
TWSS
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
Marmol
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
White Castle to the rescue
Clutch16 - August 27, 2008
Marmol
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
nope marmol is in
Madison Cub Fan - August 27, 2008
it appears
my question has been sufficiently answered by many people. quickly. WHITE CASTLE.
cubbieblue86 - August 27, 2008
lead-off walk.
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
BB
dammit Marmol
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
nope marmol
walk mientkievicz
tim815 - August 27, 2008
BB Marmol
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
GREAT way to start the inning.
SHIT
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
I just spit up a little onion thingy!
graceunderpressure - August 27, 2008
FO5
1 down
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
dont mess with success
hoffer - August 27, 2008
Morgan pops out, 1 down
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
boy
the Pirates just cannot bunt.
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
Juan Pierre laughs at Morgan's feeble bunt attempt
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
He's got nothing better to do on the Dodgers' bench
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
Ouch, that one hurted!
graceunderpressure - August 27, 2008
Dear Pirates
Thank you for sucking
VillanuevaExperience - August 27, 2008
Another bunt pop-out
Cubster - August 27, 2008
Marmol looks like that squirell with the quic head jerk...
any one have that pot?
hoffer - August 27, 2008
don't bogart that pot, my friend
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
I just bogarted some nachos
hoffer - August 27, 2008
sry, can't find the gif
o rly?
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
K
2 down
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
K, 2 down
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
two outs!
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
post i mean
hoffer - August 27, 2008
"Go, you crazy sonovabitch!"
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
How
many in a row have the brewers taken from the cards.
It seems to me that they swept a four gamer not too long ago. If they could just win this one tonight….
…oh the possibilities (like SWL’s jersey # being 24 tomorrow)
Seismic Stallion - August 27, 2008
6 in a row
graceunderpressure - August 27, 2008
wasn't it only a 2 game series?
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
I think so
sue369 - August 27, 2008
K
end 8
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
WOW!
hoffer - August 27, 2008
K!!!!
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
K
Zakh - August 27, 2008
is kerry available today?
fajita - August 27, 2008
yep
hoffer - August 27, 2008
FILTHY
sliders.
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
Marmol is just filthy.
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
Just the way we like him.
sue369 - August 27, 2008
Well that inning worked out good
VillanuevaExperience - August 27, 2008
white castle anyone?
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
I just got diarreah...
digitalbenjamin - August 27, 2008
nice and nasty
the way we like our Marmol
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
Just call him Nicety.
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
WOW is right. Damn.
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
that was great pitch calling
by Henry. as well as execution by Carlos.
MOCubsfan - August 27, 2008
15 minutes to a big meeting
please hurry up!!!!!
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
well, the cubs are into the pirates' bullpen now
so no guarantees on that…
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
lol
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
they shipped out hansen
was it for trashing the gatorade thingy?
tim815 - August 27, 2008
"general suckage"
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
i think it had more to do with not being good.
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
spoiled marmolade
hoffer - August 27, 2008
"What's the best thing for Pirate toast?"
“Marrrmolade!”
Clutch16 - August 27, 2008
PurpleLineToWrigley - August 27, 2008
Like they say on BBTN...that's not just filthy...
…that’s nasty.
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
What a bouceback from the leadoff walk.
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
wow
never thought marquis would have went 7 innings, much less 7 scoreless innings.
nathew - August 27, 2008
Hes pitched a 9 inning shutout in Pittsburgh before
PieFan08 - August 27, 2008
oh, right
that’s the team he can actually beat, haha
nathew - August 27, 2008
Whos this buffoon??
PieFan08 - August 27, 2008
check out his pic on gameday!
fajita - August 27, 2008
cheeba cheeba
RightFieldSucks - August 27, 2008
Nice pic. Did he just leave the bar?
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
funny stuff
chavez
fajita - August 27, 2008
dude!
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
he drinks your milkshake
N Oakley - August 27, 2008
VegasCubFan - August 27, 2008
Pass the blunt, baby.
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
reminds me of this guy a little
nathew - August 27, 2008
"Sure could use some cupcakes or peanut buttercups right about now!!"
McRipper - August 27, 2008
Jesse Chavez
Drafted: Selected by Chicago Cubs in 39th Round (1158th overall) of 2001 amateur entry draft (June-Reg) … Selected by Texas Rangers in 42nd Round (1252nd overall) of 2002 amateur entry draft (June-Reg)
2008, AAA: 3.68 ERA, 1.07, 57 SO, 17 BB
astroview - August 27, 2008
That doesn't explain the picture, though...
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
well, this was his third year in indianapolis
and Jesse was bored. So he started smoking pot and eating cupcakes. pretty simple really.
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
Major League Debut Pitcher
Light em up!!!
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
"Heat 'em up!"
“Smokin’!”
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
Hopefully we give his guy a nice welcome to the major leagues
nji232 - August 27, 2008
LOL big time on the guy's photo
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
peanut butter dome time!!
hoffer - August 27, 2008
with a baseball bat.
nathew - August 27, 2008
nice
hoffer - August 27, 2008
Swingin' at the first pitch - grrrrrrrrr...
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
well that was quick
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
TWSS
McRipper - August 27, 2008
4.5/5
nathew - August 27, 2008
Not a 5?
McRipper - August 27, 2008
5 is only saved for the most legendary.
nathew - August 27, 2008
exactly
no premature TWSS
N Oakley - August 27, 2008
Fair enough!!!
McRipper - August 27, 2008
dero's got a plane to catch...
fajita - August 27, 2008
29 times....
….in 65 appearances this year Marmol has K’ed 2 or more batters when he comes into a game. That is pretty amazing.
Anyone know what the record might be for batters faced/K for a reliever?
TXCub - August 27, 2008
I tell my son when we watch a game
It’s not an official Marmol inning unless someone strikes out
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
"i'm not sure, but I bet it is pretty stiff"
graceunderpressure - August 27, 2008
obvious TWSS
Scrapptastic - August 27, 2008
2.5/5
for stating the obviousness
nathew - August 27, 2008
TWSS
hoffer - August 27, 2008
3/5
nathew - August 27, 2008
poor little guy, probably kept up with you for over a mile
i’m going to go back and remove the rest of the carcas
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
"i'm so excited...........and i just can't hide it"
graceunderpressure - August 27, 2008
i'm so excited . . . i'm so excited . . . . i'm so ---- scared!
joeschmitt - August 27, 2008
i think you are all effed in the head
we are 10 hours from the effing funpark and you wanna bail out now! we’re not on a vacation anymore, but its a quest! i’m gonna have fun and your gonna have fun. we are going to have so much effing fun that they will have to remove our god damn smiles from our faces! we’ll be whistling zipa-di-do-da from your assholes! i’m crazy i am on a pilgramage to see a moose, PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
Sorry folks, parks closed. Moose out front should have told you.
N Oakley - August 27, 2008
what about the world's largest ball of twine?
graceunderpressure - August 27, 2008
I go to lunch and it all falls into place.
neverAcquiesce - August 27, 2008
you should eat lunch more often
MinnesotaFan - August 27, 2008
On to the NINTH!
IN KERRY WE TRUST!
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
Everyone else, pay cash
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
TWSS
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
i didnt know she took credit
cubsonWGN4ever - August 27, 2008
2/5
nathew - August 27, 2008
to the bottom of the ninth!
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
VegasCubFan - August 27, 2008
well, the kid can throw.
let’s close this out!
fajita - August 27, 2008
1-2-3 then home to beat some Lady Horses
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
huh?
MinnesotaFan - August 27, 2008
phillys, fillies, female horses
cubsonWGN4ever - August 27, 2008
Phillies
sue369 - August 27, 2008
note to pirates
use that pitcher against milwaukee
tim815 - August 27, 2008
Come on Wood don't let us down now!
nji232 - August 27, 2008
TWSS
McRipper - August 27, 2008
denied b/c to obvious
Judges?
Madison Cub Fan - August 27, 2008
No way!!! LOL
McRipper - August 27, 2008
I was overruled
by other judges
Madison Cub Fan - August 27, 2008
LOL
McRipper - August 27, 2008
i still score 'em
but i dock them if it’s posted as “obvious TWSS”
nathew - August 27, 2008
4.5/5
i’d give it a 5 if it wasn’t totally set up for you ;)
nathew - August 27, 2008
Damn!!!
McRipper - August 27, 2008
PNC stadium is playing "We will rock you"
Pretty lame.
zevkalman - August 27, 2008
We will, we will, sweep you
leothelip - August 27, 2008
Better than "Fat Bottomed Girls", I guess
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
at least
they make the rockin’ world go round…
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
Now don’t just hang it out there like that…
N Oakley - August 27, 2008
TWSS
MikeOxbyg - August 27, 2008
3/5
nathew - August 27, 2008
5/5
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
WOW..202 BA from both sides for Kerry...thats consistent
hoffer - August 27, 2008
i hate away games.... no go cubs go on the radio
Madison Cub Fan - August 27, 2008
I agree
lol
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
Quite nervous about this 9th inning...
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
One down!!!
K!!!
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
1
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
Kid K Motherf@#$%^
hoffer - August 27, 2008
i'm a lead farmer!
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
2 more till I post my FAVORITE picture!
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
High cheese baby!
salparadise23 - August 27, 2008
WOW
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
one down...
MinnesotaFan - August 27, 2008
95 - Easy gas.
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
i love curveballs thrown for strikes
fajita - August 27, 2008
Your name makes me hungry...
Lou In Blue - August 27, 2008
I've got wood!
er, we…. we have wood!
Lou In Blue - August 27, 2008
denied
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
Pat Hughes loves calling the "high, hard one."
Not going for a TWSS…Just think it’s hilarious…
PurpleLineToWrigley - August 27, 2008
5/5
even though you’re not going for it
nathew - August 27, 2008
2
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
KK!!!!
cubsonWGN4ever - August 27, 2008
2K
mowin’ them down
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
SIT BACK DOWN MOSS...
…thanks for playing!!
Seismic Stallion - August 27, 2008
Sweet titty fuc#$%^ Christ!
hoffer - August 27, 2008
easy...
digitalbenjamin - August 27, 2008
CUBS WIN
Hey Moe - August 27, 2008
GO 6-3
FLY IT!
Gibbon Jockey - August 27, 2008
CUBS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sue369 - August 27, 2008
WOOHOO!!!
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
SWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!!! CUBS WIN!!!!!!!
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
Woo-Hoo!!!!
The Deputy Mayor of Rush Street - August 27, 2008
GO CUBS GO
Zakh - August 27, 2008
yes!!
MURRAY TIME!!
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
Oh boy
what a sight for these tired eyes
chilango2 - August 27, 2008
Fly it!
VegasCubFan - August 27, 2008
Good save Theriot!
CUBS WIN!
cubsonWGN4ever - August 27, 2008
Where the hell is Milton?
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
Get ur brooms!!
hoffer - August 27, 2008
Milton?
MikeOxbyg - August 27, 2008
and I even have time
to use the facilities before my meeting!!!! KERRY WOOD IS DOMINANT!
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
Now I can go and enjoy my lunch
tucsoncubsfan - August 27, 2008
santoswoodenlegs - August 27, 2008
ARRRRRrrrsome
digitalbenjamin - August 27, 2008
I stand corrected ( happily )
ONE RUN was enough!
MOCubsfan - August 27, 2008
wow
that went quickly
nathew - August 27, 2008
Magic Number: 25
zevkalman - August 27, 2008
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
NSFW!
Yahtzee!
Lou In Blue - August 27, 2008
It showed up
While using filtering on google images. That was my guide.
sanantonecub - August 27, 2008
0
joeschmitt - August 27, 2008
What the HELL is going on here
dtpollitt - August 27, 2008
I don't see it at all
must be blocked by my firewall.
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
some woman on flickr keeps
posting sexy pictures with a W flag on her flickr account.
this was a pre-pregnancy shot.
nathew - August 27, 2008
really?
MikeOxbyg - August 27, 2008
Marquis player o the game!
hoffer - August 27, 2008
Way to go!
Marquis and the bullpen certainly showed up today.
Kornchex - August 27, 2008
Good Jason Marquis today
cubsonWGN4ever - August 27, 2008
but he didn't pitch a complete game.
DFA!
nathew - August 27, 2008
That was a fast game
Not like last night
Cubster - August 27, 2008
VegasCubFan - August 27, 2008
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
enjoy that meeting, drew.
Bill Potter - August 27, 2008
Assuming that's a Cubs Win sign...
not some odd childrens gang?
MikeOxbyg - August 27, 2008
YEAH!!!
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
CUBS WIN!!
Recap discussion here until I can get a complete recap up in a couple hours.
Al Yellon - August 27, 2008
Milton's continuing journey thru rock history...
Pirates left ‘Trampled Under Foot’"
hokie316 - August 27, 2008
classic!
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
oh wow, took me a while
to actually see what was going on in this one :D
nathew - August 27, 2008
awesome
tim815 - August 27, 2008
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
there you are, milton!
nathew - August 27, 2008
by the way
that’s apparently an AP photograph. Found it here:
http://sportsmaven.wordpress.com/2007/09/29/chicago-cubs-are-2007-nl-central-division-champions/
drewishdrewid - August 27, 2008
i'm sure SOMEONE has
one with just him and a transparent background
nathew - August 27, 2008
Mah Buddy
Lou In Blue - August 27, 2008
love this
sue369 - August 27, 2008
:-)
yay!!
halfblindcubbiegirl - August 27, 2008
When is the last time we were 33 games over .500?
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
1945 Pat said
dtpollitt - August 27, 2008
SWEEP
Chanman25 - August 27, 2008
There's my guy! Don't you just love him?
willie mays hayes' gloves - August 27, 2008
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
dtpollitt - August 27, 2008
digitalbenjamin - August 27, 2008
gotta love that!!
:-)
halfblindcubbiegirl - August 27, 2008
very nice
sue369 - August 27, 2008
DKT - August 27, 2008
LMAO!
BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness - August 28, 2008
dtpollitt - August 27, 2008
That cat has a strange accent.
daeviant - August 27, 2008
JASON MARQUIS
THE BEST #5 STARTER IN BASEBALL
dtpollitt - August 27, 2008
didn't get DFA'd once today
tim815 - August 27, 2008
yes he did
he didn’t pitch a complete game
nathew - August 27, 2008
Dude get's DFA'ed on his off days
BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness - August 28, 2008
yesss
Jayo525 - August 27, 2008
Ouch. Juuuuust beat ya to it.
dtpollitt - August 27, 2008
Love them Baby Ursine!
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
Go Cards!!!
Lou In Blue - August 27, 2008
Yeah, baby!
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
Love the sweep!!!!
Bring on those Phillies!!!
carmen_fanzone - August 27, 2008
2008 Chicago Cubs
didn’t just claim the Pirate’s gold. They found it, forced the Bucs themselves to dig it up, and mated with their women.
neverAcquiesce - August 27, 2008
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
Schwa - August 27, 2008
+1000
sue369 - August 27, 2008
That was a blast, everyone - Thanks! CUBS WIN!!!
malicedoom - August 27, 2008
Different heroes every game
Today—Marquis pitched a gem, and Cedeno and Blanco with the sac RBIs
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
don't forget RJ
his small ball started it all
Cubster - August 27, 2008
And Marmol and Woody closed the door and locked it
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
yeah, when they don't score any runs, we have a good chance of winning!
Zakh - August 27, 2008
twss
N Oakley - August 27, 2008
Nice!!!
McRipper - August 27, 2008
Nice to keep the pressure on Wrigley North
Parra @ Wainwright. I bet the Cards take that game.
dtpollitt - August 27, 2008
Yaaarg....
IowaCubs- - August 27, 2008
got some really low numbers
on my excel nlcentral spreadsheet
tim815 - August 27, 2008
Back to work...thanks for the banter, everyone!
spoiledcubbage - August 27, 2008
Cubs Win!
I got Dave Stapleton on my random baseball-reference page…he had a -11 OPS+ his last season…epic fail.
Curtain Jerker - August 27, 2008
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