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First Pitch Thread: Cubs vs. Astros, Tuesday 8/5, 1:20 CT

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First?

Go get ‘em, Rich!!

Woo-hoo!!

My first first!

Am I all alone in here??

Hello, hello, hello??

No and you aint foist neitha...
Feeling pretty good with Harden and no Berkman!
I'd be happier...

...if there were no Carlos Lee.

GO CUBS GO!! GO CUBS GO!! GO CUBS GO!!
Let's hit the ball today....

I foresee another Harden gem!

No Berkman

is niiiice

Let's do this!!!!
2 Quick outs

Gotta like it.

3 pitches, 2 outs

My kingdom to keep this going through 9 innings.

I love when Harden gets fast outs

Keep that pitch count low

Always a bonus for a strikeout pitcher...
Sit down Pence!!!
Can't listen at work today...

...so as always, all of yalls pristine play by play is appreciated!

Beautiful inning!
Got Pence swinging

3 up, 3 down. Very nice!

Man, that picture of

Hunter Pence in gamecast is a hoot and a half.

That was a quick half inning.

Let’s get some runs!!!!

That was fast
TWSS
Wah-wah...wah....

I swear, that’s NEVER happened before.. :)

LOL

Yeah right. :)

Gameday audio delay as usual
just now getting to Pence's AB
Who has the "K" counter today?

The official Harden one?

it is frontwards or backwards?
Frontwards

He went down swinging.

I can do it :)
Not me.

At work. Might get a ‘lil sidetracked from time to time.

Nice 6 pitch inning, gotta love that
Harden is serious today!!

Keep it up Rich.

We need some early runs....
Alright time for some early runs. C'mon Cubs, put up a crooked number this inning!
What do they mean when they say crooked numbers? I've heard the expression before...but why "crooked"?
a zero

is round. all other numbers are crooked.

Except for ones, which are straight up and down.
1

there’s a crooked bit right there at the top

Awesome efficiency!

6 pitches!

there's schmifty...lol
Hehe... I'm on vacation, but Harden starts come first :)

The beach can wait!

It's all about priorities...lol
if you need to step away, I can do it.
Thanks! I will let you know if I need to go.
Beautiful thang the K

line ‘em up

Harden at 95 on strike 3 to Pence
Phew, it's always a relief to see his velocity on par
Soriano flies out to Erstad in shallow center.

1 down.

We may be entering a Fonzie slump
what makes you think that

he didnt get a hit yesterday, had 3 the day before

First we haven't had one since he got off the DL

And his slumps start with quick, weak flyouts and groundouts

im hoping for the best, but you are right
I am sick of Rodriguez killing us
Only at the Juice Box.

We own him at Wrigley.

Theriot walks on 4 pitches.

1 on, 1 out.

54 pitch cg?
Shit!

First base clogged /already/!

who knew that the astros' jerseys were 'chimney brick red'?

gotta love pat…

Double for D. Lee!!
Lee with the double...riot to 3rd
Lee doubles to Left

Theriot to 3rd. 2nd and 3rd with 1 out.

Lee hits Wandy well
C'mon Rami, put a hurt on one!
well, that hurt.
Rami tapper....

two out

Ramirez taps one back to the mound

2 down.

Lets hope...

that day off yesterday helps my man DLEE

Come on, Reed!
Wow that was a pathetic at bat
I thought Rami would get a day off today...
bases loaded...

HBP

All your base....
are belong to us
Reed

HBP. Bases clogged for DeRo.

Johnson got hit

Bases loaded for DeRo.

The bases are loaded with Cubs....
hbp!

wow gameday is faster than you guys today

DeRo is due!!!
Come on DeRo!!! Make it hurt.
How 'bout a double to the gap? Sounds good!
winner winner chicken dinner!
If by "the gap" you mean the Astros bullpen..yes...

LOL.

Reed takes one for the team,

Let’s go Mark.

DOUBLE!

2-0 cubs!

Blooper...2 Runs!!!
DeRo drops one into Right

For a 2-Run double!

dero double, 2-0 cubs
keep them coming
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to Pick up Rami!!!
I really like that Derosa guy!
Yeah, he's pretty swell!
Well, it wasn't to the gap...

But it’s a double and scores two, boo-ya!

seems like it's someone different everyday coming through for this team

a great sign…

Guys who had the night off:

2-2 with a walk and 2 doubles.

technically, DeRosa played

he lined out to the track in left and then played half and inning at second last night.

Guys who didn't start last night:

2-2 with a walk and 2 doubles.

Needed them last night

though.

it would have been better

than watching daryle ward swing at roughly 90% of the pitches he saw

Noticed that too.

Ward was programmed to swing at ALL pitches last night.

line drive in the box score
Nice!!!!

C’mon Dome, let’s keep this going!!!

Roll call

I’m here!

yo
Hey

how’s Racine today?

Sunny, warm and muggy

And “working” from home. How’s Baraboo?

Same here

Worked this morning and sweated my you-know-what off.

here... and really happy for a/c
Hey Maddy!

Bootown here!

Checking in from across the pond...

Watching the game Live!!!

HERE!

Present for now
DCD in da house!!!
always here
hey hey..

i’m here…go cubs!

John Q Freejazz representing
present

and still drying off from being at the game last night…

Here...

and miffed at the fact that MLB.TV doesn’t think I have the premium service, even though I JUST bought it.

I'm

on today… nothin going on at work!

Late

but present nonetheless.

here

and loving this game so far

I. love. run support.
signed, rich harden
anyone remember

vic davalillo?

yes

why do you ask?

Boy, Dome is bailing on every pitch

Even the ones he doesn’t swing at.

Dome flies out to Lee

To end the inning. 2-0, Good Guys.

Carlos Zambrano is a bad guy

And the ladies love it.

He's a lover, not a fighter?

But also a fighter?

so dont get any ideas
So don't get any ideas.
Wow, my mlb.tv feed is waaay behind you guys

so sorry if I say something with bad timing

Good inning!!!

Let’s go Rich!!

spot harden 2 early runs

very nice

Maybe we can make this a trend...

...Nice change of pace from his first few starts

The other Lee....grounds out...1 down
No Lance Berkman

in the lineup? Must still be cowering from the lightning.

I had to laugh at him last night

even as I was hiding from the lightning myself.

Where would you guys rank Harden among MLB elite pitchers?

When he is healthy, he is electric

great i jinxed him
Top 20

at least.

I can't believe what that Oakland team had...

...when they had Hudson, Zito, Haren and Harden…. jeez….......

I don't think they had them all together,

did they?

I guess

Haren came in ‘05…But Huddy, Zito and Harden were awesome

Hahaha... ZITO?!?!

He had one great year, and two “okay” years.

He sucks ass.

Umm..Yeah. He was sick on the A's.
Make that "four" okay years

But damn, he sucks ass now

102-63

is pretty good….

17-26 isn't.

(since he’s been with the Giants)

how the hell did he get 17 wins?
Agreed. Which is why I was commenting on his performance with the A's...

...I never said he has been good with the Giants. Nor did I ever even mention the Giants…

Then you're right.

I thought you were talking about the group if they were still together.

How the hell didn’t they win a WS?

They were like the Sacramento Kings of the late 90's, early 2000's...

Lots of talent, just could never get out of the AL (Kings never got out of the West…)

I *think* they did have them all at once, yes, briefly

and they all agreed Harden had the best ‘stuff’ out of all of them

actually, substitute Mulder for Haren

and then it’s right

There you go.

Forgot about him…

When the guy is healthy, I'd honestly put him #1

Keep in mind that he isn’t even using his most dominating pitch (slider) nowadays; it’s all fastballs and variations of his changeup.

Obviously, he can’t use it because it’s too much strain on his arm, but it’s pretty crazy to think about.

Mark Ellis (2B for A's) played behind all of the Big 3 (Zito, Hudson, Mulder) in their prime

and he says publicly that Rich is better than any of them. And the 3 of them agree.

Blum singles to right
Good pitch efficiency, i like!
Shoot.

There goes the No-No. Base hit for Blum.

I do appreciate the fan cams at Wrigley's day games.
The camera operators

Do find some very good scenery….

too bad for the lightning last night....

I’m thinking “wet t-shirt” night…

Where are the crotch shots

for us ladies?

You get the baseball players

We get the fan shots. Seems fair to me…

The Arnie Harris school of camerawork...

...show a hot chick, then show a kid.

LOL..

or some lame hat shot..

I miss Arnie Harris...

always had and eye for the ladies…

A Drake University Grad!

There’s only so much to do in Des Moines, anyway.

I love the freeze frames

From the lightning last night

Damn

Wigginton is running up the pitch count.

Those at bats kill those fast innings

Good thing he had a nice fast first inning

nice bobble, dero
Oh man...

...Pat Hughes totally psyched me out on that one.

Me too.

But I’m prob one of the few who doesn’t seem to mind.

DeRo is such a tarbox...
Shhhhh!!!

You’ll summon the troll!

tardbox?

what, are you in 7th grade or something?

the troll to which he refers may be.
he said tarbox

he’s a troll who has been showijng up lately

there was no 'd'

The user’s name is tarbox . . . wasn’t being derogatory—at least not in the sense that you thought.

Me Fail English, sorry
K!
yee haw!!!!
it's not official until we see the counter!
Strikeout and SB

Good throw by Hank. DeRo couldn’t make the catch.

that's a tough error

the OS has some stones…

DeRo did his best Riot imitation....
that you don't see often...

out stealing, e 4

DeRo gets hit with an Error.

No Stolen Base.

man my mlb.tv has a solid 30second delay

Hahahahah dude,

That crown on his dead does it for me. That’s hilarious, I’m rec’ing this.

LOL! I love the little crown, I stole it from the SB Nation board for the A's

he had a little green crown over there

I think "dude" should be changed to "ma'am" -- right, schmifty?
Whoopsie
heh is ok, but yes i'm a girl :)
He has the cutest smirk in that picture

oh….I guess he’s a pretty good pitcher too

He has a smirk in 99% of all pictures taken of him :)

I love it

That must annoy the opposing players...
Basehit, run scored...

Damn it, DeRo.

2-1

Error comes back to hurt.

I hate in play run(s) for the other team

DeRo has got to make that play

Darin Erstad? Really? OK.
He had a great season

with the Angels.

I blame Theriot
I blame Dusty
but, but, in dusty we trusty

we must of all been high…

Dusty?

+1

Always for a Three Amigos reference.

I blame . . . EL NINO!
I blame the iceberg.
As always...

Global Warming

Is this Quintero guy the everyday catcher for the Astros?

i think he’s attempt # 3 or 4 at the ‘stros finding an everyday catcher… no one that they put behind the plate has been able to hit for quit for them.

K! That's three!
schmitty where are you?
We just need to score more.
K

3 out. 2-1, guys in blue.

3 gone!

And the lead is intact… lets extend it now!

Kerry Wood

Bowling tourney!

3

it's ok, i got it... i'm still here
I think that's shmifty's job :-)
Ladies first, Drew. ;)

you can say that again!

oh wait, you did!

first one was mine, actually; I was worried schmifty

had gotten caught in a sand trap

hehehe... thanks drew!
In all defense for DeRo,

He did get 2 runs on his hit, giving up just the one run on defense

1 unearned

let’s wallop wandy

Hank White in with a sliding double!
hes been great all year with his offense
Hank White with a leadoff double....cool
I love Hank White!
me too, great to have a back up catcher that can do that

Soto will need some days off.

great bunt harden!!!!
nice bunt single

for Harden! SAFE!

Harden with the bunt single!!!!
Nice, get that run back
Apparently my mlb.tv is painfully behind and making me post K's late

so I will just go by the play-by-play on here and post a K as soon as you guys say it.

Thanks for the play-by-play!

Did he point to DeRo in the dugout
Nice bunt, Rich!

Everybody’s safe. 1st and 3rd, nobody out.

Harden can rake!

What an athlete..

I love 0-2 mistakes
Runs well too!!
FINALLY!!!

haha only took the 5th start to get one down!

Yeah...I hate him too.

He and Theriot suck.

I mean, I expected Harden to bat clean-up...

COME ON!

must be a jackass..

:)

Easy . . .

We don’t appreciate negative comments about The Riot

Start up the merry-go-round!
I'm naming my first born child Harden

Harden Monterroso; yeah, that sounds good.

Ahahaha! I love it!!!
I like that..

very cool!

I'm naming mine Samardzija
Let's go Fonzie...Make it Hurt!!!!
TWSS
ooooohhhh.....

I don’t know about that one.

maybe it's

Angelina Joile.

unless it's Mrs. Fonzie....

then it would work

denied!
tough crowd on that one.

I would approve it.

That bunt was

Compelling and RICH

And it had a real nice drinkability.
with hints of oak in the nose
It's quite pungent, actually.
Stings the nostrils...
Ron:

“home run wouldn’t be bad”

lol

Fonzie base hit....3-1
BASE HIT!

Single Sori! 3-1 cubs!

Nice. Get that run right back.
Base hit, Sori!

3-1 Cubs!

FONZIE!!!!

RBI’s!!!

IN PLAY RUN for US this time!
yeah babay....keep the Merry go round going
Light him up!!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING
Lots of people

in here!

LOUD NOISES
I love

lamp.

Perhaps this game will be an Afternoon Delight... for the Cubs
So what we're

seeing here is that Theriot bunts worse than an AL pitcher.

Yeah, but it was scrappy...
Where does Neifi Perez fit into this?
only if we're discussing

performance enhancing substances…and guys who helped the cubs into the 1998 playoffs…

Gee whiz!

Theriot pops out to Pitcher on a bunt attempt. Gosh!

Harden on 2nd... that's just funny to me!

Dunno if he’s ever stood on that bag before

Ron Santo says:

GEE WHIZ!!!!!!!!

Lou just had some choice words about that bunt attempt.

reading lips is fun during baseball season

I saw that. I can't read lips. But I saw his expression. Priceless.

Lou: “Theriot I appreciate your attempt at a bunt, and hopefully it turns out better next time.”

Theriot: “I accept your warm consideration, and I hope I’m able to reciprocate your good-hearted feelings into a better at-bat next time.”

HE'S GOTTA SQUARE AROUND AND GET THAT DOWN... GOSH!!!

Per Ron…

Damn you, Ryan...
Lee bloops a single

bases loaded…

for AMRAM…

Lee drops one into shallow Right.

Bases crammed for Rammy.

So much for my slump theory with the Fonz

Love it when I’m wrong

haha

you never know with him

get out the Draino....
Uh oh in play (no out)
Bases juiced again.
Did Len just say "Lob wedged that one"?

WTH?

Piniella wedges alot.
WTF happened there?

“Lee singles on a soft pop up” – huh?

bloop single

dropped into right.

Come on Grannie Ramirez
He's not that old...
thanks for the play by play updates

BEING AT THE OFFICE SUCKS SOMETIMES!!! GO CUBS GO

Harden is so freaking quick

I’m sad that that was wasted in the AL for so long

I call bases loaded BB
3-0 on Rammy

Come on, Aramis. Pick one out.

WALKED IN A RUN!

4-1!

Ball 4!!!!!!!!
They're

pitching around him just like they did with Sori

pitching around him with the bases loaded?
Hey...

If Ozzie can throw at a batter with the bases loaded Houston can certainly attempt to pitch around him…

Good RBI Rami!!! Hahahaha.
Damn that bases-clogging walk!!!

What, we scored off it?

It’s still BAD!

They're so annoying
Rich Harden

SCORES! Woo!

Rich Harden: Offensive Juggernaut
Haha I'm so excited for him that he got to score a run...

But I kinda wish he could’ve run!

Actually no, it’s a good thing he didn’t have to slide! Too risky.

Are you an A's fan, or a Cubs fan?

IDENTIFY YOURSELF WOMAN

(joke)

Great

much better at bat the second time around Rammy

Keep it going!
Tejada on the mound

asking Wandy why he has such a goofy name.

Wandy asking Tejada

why he has such a goofy birth certificate

Miggy Stardust
he plays guitar
No

asking if he needs some B-12.

At least Wandy can count years correctly
That from someone who's handle is...

gewurztraminer. LOL!

I like wine!
I like the one from Trader Joe's..

Two Buck Chuck I think it’s called…

the Charles Shaw wines

are your two or three-buck chucks…

not a wine drinker...

but I LOVE Trader Joes.

What's a Trader Joe's?
grocery store...

with a good wine section…

ah...Indiana doesn't have nice things
indiana has trader joe's...

at least in indianapolis they do.

I live in the bastard part of Indiana

that should really belong to Chicago

yeah, i thought Chicago had to assume that part of Indiana

after losing the Super Bowl.

one of several reasons...

...that i’d recommend living in not-indiana

Tejada asks if he can call him "Magic Wandy"
Just got home from work....

it’s great to have a sales job…...shhhhhhh don’t tell my boss!

How did the Cubs score in the 1st?

That 'Coaching Visit To Mound' really did a lot, eh? :)
wow

that was almost yard. 5-1 cubs!

show off
Erstad brought his A game today.
Damn, nice drive by Reed, even better catch...

Sac fly, 5-1

Would have

been nice if it cleared the bases.

I liked the comment by Len

Erstad made a reed johnson catch

YEAH!!! Another run!
I call DeRo 2 rbi double again.
Two words:

RUN. SUPPORT.

DeRo!

3Rbi today!!!

Cubbies have really been hitting for Harden, he must love it

so many years of minimal run support from A’s

Again gameday makes it look like a homer

How close was that one?

very.

he was in the vines when he caught it.

2 steps on the warning track
pretty close

Blum slammed into the wall

Would have hit the wall in the air.
DeRosa singles!

Lee scores! 6-1!

Pile it on!!!
DeRo knocks in Lee with a single

6-1

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

(I’ll have what they’re having)

Nice!

Wonder how the brewers respond after their incident last night?

against volquez
That's gonna hurt

not like I’m concerned at all.

They're not a

team that is mentally tough. That comes from Yost

let's

visit their pen

No mercy!

Sweep the leg!!!!

SOMEBODY GET HIM A BODYBAG

YYEEAAAAAA

"In a Body Bag Johnny!"
COBRA KAI!!!
Mercy is for the weak!

We do not train to be merciful in this dojo!

Dome only one who isn't in on the fun
Calling Mr. Harden, your run support is waiting in the lobby.
I need to drink more mt. dew
because the game

is making you sleepy?

havent drank mt dew in years

no beer in the fridge and the dryer cleaner guy left an unopened mt dew in the fridge so popped it open and we score 4 runs in an inning

Dome

flies out to Lee on the warning track.

Almost dropped DeRosa in my fantasy league today - whew!
Blasphemy!
i put him on the bench today.

argh!

In my league we call that a "SONOFABENCH"

when someone on your bench goes off…

I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said

that you were considering dropping Mark DeRosa from your fantasy league…

Dome just missed that one....GREAT INNING
That was fun,

let’s do it again next inning.

well, since you asked...

might as well.

Great inning

Dome will get his hit or run or RBI next time around.

I don't think we're done...

......we’ve roped some today….

Despite the loss last night

I think the rest has done good for DLee and others.

Pat's calls on flyball outs get me every time
46 pitches in 2 innings

Ha-ha Wandy.

Definitely not

a magic Wandy!

place foot

on neck

apply pressure

Wandy bats...we get at least one more inning of meatballs
Barry Zito's pitching?

What the hell?

Oooh I like these quick AB's
you know

for being a strikeout pitcher, Harden is getting a lot of non-K strikeouts…

It's rare, and I don't understand it, but I really like it!
makes your job easier!
hehe, and keeps him in there longer :)
Pat's call of that near homer last night...

...Thought we had it…

me too.

carlos lee was having a ton of fun with the fans in the lf bleachers before and after the play, too…

ZOMG!!! I"M SO WORRIED NO STRIKEOUT YET THIS INNING!!!!1111!
Less pitches, more innings.

S’all good.

sorry i was mocking the ledge jumpers...
They're curiously absent today...hmmmmm
Harden: I can haz strykeowt?

Tejada: NO, I NO SWING.

Harden: IZ OKAY, I THROW DA HEATURZ DEN.

iz on ur bench

stealin ur hitz

bwaha... harden speaking in LOLCatz-ese... that's fun to imagine
Finish him!!!

.

Thanks for the Mortal Combat music stuck in my head now....ha.
Kombat. With a K.

For shame.

that sound byte plays at South Bend Silver Hawks games

for a 3-2 count

Rich Harden wins! flawless victory

GROUNDALITY!

Love this email I just got from the husband

“wow, offense today”

these broken bats are crazy
they're almost as dangerous

as humberto quintero’s bat-tossing contest he held last night.

at least the fan didn't get hurt
he tossed bats over the cubs dugout twice last night

you’d think he’d remember some pine tar…

Come on Rich, finish this douche
1-2-3 inning

without a K. My K key is sad.

J and L are there to comfort him.
I'm glad...strikeouts cause his pitch count to go up....need him to go longer today...
we do?

something happen to our bullpen while I wasn’t looking?

I want as many innings of Rich as we can get....
They bring a knife, Harden's got a gun, it's the Chicago way
harden also voted 15 times before the game
All for a dead guy
Easy inning.....Let's get some more runs!!!!
OK, 3 outs - I think 41 pitches for Harden
Ok back on the offense

Hank White and Rich Harden go back to back right here

I betcha Harden could crank one

He might get 1 this year, I think

I think if he closes his eyes and gets one down the middle

He will go yard

33 Strikes... 7 Balls... Zoiks.

That’s what I call pounding the zone.

(wait for it)....

TWSS
Pounding the strike zone with 7 balls?

Well, he is from Canada.

Is that the metric system?
So he's very polite

while throwing fastballs at you?

I guess my joke was a little

too weird this time

40 pitches

through three

six then one from wood, cotts, and kerosene.

lets score another couple offa this joker

You're expecting kerosene to pitch today?
Go, Go Gadget Bats!
TV gun also showing b/w 94 and 97 on the fastball?
yes, I'd say so
Just spoke with my Dad who is at the game...

...who just told me ‘Kansuki’ is having a bad game. (sigh)

give him points for trying
Does he think will be able to hold the lead and beat the Colt 45's today?
I thought the Colt 45's are playing the Washington Senators today?
kawasaki looks a little off today too, it's ok
Blanco

flies out to deep center.

I mean

Harden

Yeah, it's hard confusing a Venenzuelan with a Canadian.

I mean, just last week I mistook Steve Nash for Zambrano.

they all look alike

on the radio.

I have the perfect body type, and face, for radio.
was he giving someone a piggy back ride?
It could happen.

I bet they both enjoy bananas.

Well, who doesn't enjoy the potassium-rich fruit?

It’s like White Castle, except without clogging the arteries

Oooo

I think I’m going to get mini burgers at the Pub tonight…

Do the Venezuelan's pound the strike zone with 7 balls, too?
You'd better believe it's a hitters day! - Santo
argh, Pat!

made it sound TOTALLY gone. Sori flies out to Lee.

Totally.

That was egregious, Pat. Egregious!!!

i assumed that would be onto waveland the way he reacted

goodness.

Pat can be a drama Queen
He really got excited on that one!

Hate it when he does that.

Send Dave Eanet an e-mail

and ask him to ask Pat to STOP it! I already did. If enough of us do, maybe he will….

He has been especially bad at foul balls and fly balls this past week or two
Lowering Wandy's pitch count
Pretty sure that's not possible.
LOL - only 12 that inning...
Though I suppose

there are some pitches he wishes he could un-throw… :D

For crying out loud, Pat!

I thought that ball was in Murphy’s beer garden. Sheesh!

12 pitch inning for Wand-Rod...

He seems to be settling in after 7 hits and 6 runs

other than that, Mrs. Lincoln

how was the play?

huh?
Other than watching your husband, the President, get shot and murdered...

how was the play?

i'm confused...

that’s not my name, nor am i a woman… but ok. the 12 pitch thing was sarcastic, hence “settling in” after 7 hits and 6 runs

Nevermind.

If you have to explain the joke…

;)

Guess they don't teach history in school anymore...
We need to lose this game

like we need a hole in the head.

ouch.

assassination humor.

hehe. looks like you knew how to spell assassination.

I had to run spellcheck… hence the delay :)

Always remember:

it takes two asses to assassinate.

Great. Assassination humor. ...
Wand-Rod...is that redundant?
thanks

almost sprayed my monitor with coffee

interstingly enough...

11 o the 12 pitches were fastballs… big difference from the 1st two innings

randy hunley do 7th inning stetch

atleast during 6th inning I wont happen to listen to someone talk about their new movie

I wonder

if Todd will be with him

Rebel, Rebel, clap, clap clap clap clap
Wandy at 58 pitches through 3
Pence

flies out to right.

Punter Hence, ladies and gentlemen!
if you say his name fast enough

people laugh at you

Carlos Lee

At least he’s batting with the bases empty….

Lee fould the ball back

and the ball would like to talk on Pat’s microphone…

Yep, heard that one.

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