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Today, and for the rest of the offseason when I run these, I'm adding a twist -- a little incentive. The first person (by timestamp) to correctly guess the person in the photo will win a $10 gift card from Distant Replays, a store in Atlanta that sells retro sports gear (no, you don't have to go to Atlanta, you can order online).

This one comes courtesy of BCB reader Hershel Krustofsky. The uniform should help you figure this out.

Who am I?

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College of Coaches

That grumpy look could only be Charlie Metro.

Sheesh.

And here I thought this one would stump everyone. Yes, it’s Charlie Metro. You win the gift card.

Email me so I can get the gift card info to you.

Also known as....

Charles Moreskonich

LOL, wow three minutes.

Totally awesome. Well done.

TWSS
I set 'em up, you mow 'em down.
give him a lollipop

and i’d say Kojak

Charlie Metro...

… also briefly managed the Royals in 1970, then spent many years in baseball as a scout. According to his baseball-reference page, he is still living; he will turn 90 this year.

Bio.....

http://royals.scout.com/2/647130.html

Interesting link, but...

… with that ad on the right, the text of the interview is cut off. Hard to read.

It does say that Metro thinks he’s among the oldest living Philadelphia Athletics. He’s right. The only older one I could find is Eddie Joost, who played eight years for the Philadelphia A’s in the 40s and 50s and who will turn 93 this year.

talent scout

I have a picture of Charlie with his two prize pupils, Kenny Hubbs & Lou Brock. Too bad that didn’t work out like it should have for the Cubs.

Quote from that scout.com link above that shows how ridiculous the college of coaches was.

RC is the interviewer, CM is Metro:

RC: Wow – that’s amazing stuff. After your times in Denver, which were obviously very memorable for many reasons, you ultimately returned to the majors in 1962 as a member of the Chicago Cubs’ "college of coaches." Before we talk more about that, explain the concept of "college of coaches" and what it meant?

CM: Well, they picked out three guys that were going to manage the club. Lou Klein was one, El Tappe was another, and then there was me. I think Tappe was the first one, and he managed them for the first three weeks. Then Klein managed it, and the three of us were going to be the dual coaches. When you were done with your time managing, you were supposed to go down to the minor leagues.

Anyway, about June or so it was my turn, so I took over the club and I had them playing real well. We didn’t have any pitching but still had a pretty good ball club. So we’re in 7th place, and Mr. Wrigley called me and said, "Son, we’ve got you going to Fondalak" or some place down at Class-B League. I said, "Where?" He says, "Fondalak. We’ve got you scheduled." I said, "I’ll go, but I sure goddamn hell won’t like it." He looked at me with a puzzled look because nobody ever talked to him like that, and he said, "You mean that?" I said, "Damn right I mean it. I’m not going to no damn Indy League." I started to tell him to take his job and shove it, but I didn’t, and he said, "All right son, you can manage the rest of the season." So I did.

I think “Fondalak” must be Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, where the Cubs had a low-level minor league team in those days.

Cranky McCrank?
Haha...

Photographer: “Okay, Charlie, we need to take your picture for some promotional items. You ready?”

Charlie: “Just take the G#d D$%@ thing thing so I can get back to work”.

Name that thing in his hand

It looks like a bat handle, but where is the barrel?

Looks like it's up his sleeve.

No wonder those teams couldn’t win.

bat

It is probably a fungo bat.

Looks like an obscene gesture
billy club (not a fungo bat)

this guy believed in discipline.

It looks like a young Lou Piniella

At first I thought that said, "Photo by Jane Shrek".

And wondered if Shrek & Fiona had a daughter.

I kinda like the purple uniforms
OK, so the color correction isn't perfect.
My Guess

I think it’s Hershel Krustofsky himself

damn, Al, this guy looks pissed...

If the Cubs don’t want to run a “L” flag up the pole after a loss, they could just put this guy’s picture up there instead. I think folks would get the message….

lol

They decided to keep the “L” flag, btw

This gives me an idea.

Al, if you don’t mind, I’m going to save this pic to the BCB Flickr group and post it in game threads whenever the Cubs lose. (And it goes without saying that I hope that doesn’t happen too often. Aw, crap, I just said it, didn’t I?)

LOL

Help yourself. Maybe you can Photoshop it into one of the Milton photos.

Cool. Now let's see if I remember.
Yul Bryner???
It's

that baby from the Simpsons that has one eyebrow!

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