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Do you feel sorry for them? I don't, either.

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It doesn’t make me feel much better. It devalues the NL Central more than it uplifts the Cubs choke-job last year.

Point is, could have happened to ANY team.
Makes me feel MUCH better.
LOL.

You crack me up Jessica.

That series was proof there is a God and He has a sense of humor.
It was strange seeing something like that happening to someone else

seems like if you replace Holliday with soriano and 2009 Cardinals with 2008 Cubs it would have just added to the stories.

If the Cubs are in a similar 9th inning situation in the playoffs next year,

let’s hope Sam Fuld is in left for defensive purposes.

Indeed

I think Sam knows better than to try to catch a ball with his balls.

Ouch.

It hurts just READING that.

Better than a "fractured testicle "

Nastiest sounding baseball injury. This maybe one time you boys should be grateful MLB pulled the video link.

http://ballhype.com/story/three_frightening_words_fractured_left_testicle/

who was the 3rd basemen who had the bloody testicle?
THAT sounds like a BAD horror movie.
appropriate that the story is from Ball Hype
A person would have to be "nuts" to do that
I just nearly Peed in my pants.
Well, presuming you've now relieved yourself...

…you should read the cartoon above. It’s pretty funny.

I made the mistake of reading the cartoon first
Mixed feelings on this one

I understand the hatred of the Cards but having grown up mostly in L.A., my hatred of the Dodgers is greater. I sure hope the Dodgers lose the next series like they did last year.

The cartoon is very good though.

Always nice to start a week with a little schadenfreude

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer team, either.

Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude
After that stunning, first round sweep by the Dodgers, I'm thinking the best move...

…for the Cards would be to let DeRosa go and trade for Milton Bradley. They need to get more left-handed.

:) :) :)

Maybe they could take Aaron Miles, too.

That’s how teams get better from playoff sweeps.

Right?

They could even recycle the old baseball cards

Hahahahah... very true. Great pickup, that Miles... oy vey

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