And there is no way in hell I will ever want one, not even for free. I don’t want my good name being permanently linked to this guy. Even with Jody Davis’ number.
This morning, three posters here at BCB wrote that the Cubs are interested in acquiring Brian Roberts AND Jake Peavy. Cubs GM Jim Hendry bought breakfast for everyone. Meanwhile, Hendry said that Milton Bradley would be traded to the Buffalo Bills for Terrell Owens. Hendry also said that Rich Harden strained his shoulder opening his arbitration offer letter, and that Carlos Zambrano said he would buy beers and hot dogs for everyone at the Cubs Convention. Former Cub Mark DeRosa went to Rome to be canonized by Pope Benedict while Bradley was offered to the Rays, then Rangers, then Mariners, and they all said no. The Cubs tried to get the Nippon Ham Fighters to take Aaron Miles’ contract, but they refused because the Cubs INSISTED on throwing Aaron Heilman into the deal. In the upcoming Rule 5 draft, the Cubs are going to select someone who will waste a roster spot for half the season. The Cubs’ plans for Sam Fuld in 2010 include making him the team rabbi. Brian Roberts was located hanging out with Jake Peavy and had this comment on his possible trade to the Cubs: “GETITDONEJIM1” Finally, manager Lou Piniella’s comments about the rumors included: “Look. What do you want me to do?”
Mark DeRosa, who made Cardinal in June, was elected Pope in August. He was in Rome to canonize his biggest fan — Mother Teresa — before touring the ruins of his dream gridiron, the Colosseum.
LOL: DIY Cubs reporting...
eths - October 15, 2009
Absolutely hilarious.
Speaking of which check out this link
http://www.cubworld.com/category/wwa.aaron_miles/
I think they may have a hard time selling that for ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY BUCKS.
Good lord. I would think they have plenty of these left and would need to get rid of them.
nickler - October 15, 2009
Maybe Miles is a common enough last name that they are hoping people with that name will buy it?
katie casey - October 15, 2009
Do you think Bruce Miles would buy one?
Bruce could probably hit better than Aaron.
Al Yellon - October 15, 2009
Buddy Miles
for the win!
Emelie - October 15, 2009
and then they will all get together at the Cubs convention for the Aaron Miles autograph session
and the song playing over the PA system?
ballhawk - October 15, 2009
My last name is Miles
And there is no way in hell I will ever want one, not even for free. I don’t want my good name being permanently linked to this guy. Even with Jody Davis’ number.
NWIowaCubFan - October 15, 2009
Hey what part of
Northwest Iowa are you from?
Sioux City Cubs Fan - October 15, 2009
Just outside of Sutherland
I’m not from here; the old lady teaches nearby.
NWIowaCubFan - October 16, 2009
well there goes that theory
I hope for his sake you aren’t his mother or father seeing how you don’t want your name linked to him. :)
katie casey - October 15, 2009
LOL
Nope, thankfully. My grandfather and great-grandfather were only sons, so any relation would be pretty distant.
NWIowaCubFan - October 16, 2009
are you sure they're not paying me
$180 to wear that POS’ jersey?
VegasCubFan - October 15, 2009
But the shipping is free!!!
BleedsbluinMI - October 15, 2009
and very dangerous for the ship
eths - October 15, 2009
The "Poop-side-down" Adventure!
Zeke - October 15, 2009
But it ships for FREE !
Doggie Stalker - October 15, 2009
I wouldn't buy that for $1.80.
Vermont Cubs Fan - October 15, 2009
I mentioned after a Bears game early in the preseason that i saw a dude wearing one of those...
… and sincerely hoped HIS last name was Miles.
AndrewJStone - October 15, 2009
Wow....
I have never seen someone with so much time on their hands.
TheBeerBaron - October 15, 2009
you say that like it's a bad thing...
carmen_fanzone - October 15, 2009
I have.
This thread in June.
A rainout made Drew go crazy with pictures.
Vermont Cubs Fan - October 15, 2009
The one with the turd coming out of her head
has got to be the best one.
100yearitch - October 15, 2009
Who are you referring to?
daver - October 15, 2009
Looks like an article from The Onion
This morning, three posters here at BCB wrote that the Cubs are interested in acquiring Brian Roberts AND Jake Peavy. Cubs GM Jim Hendry bought breakfast for everyone. Meanwhile, Hendry said that Milton Bradley would be traded to the Buffalo Bills for Terrell Owens. Hendry also said that Rich Harden strained his shoulder opening his arbitration offer letter, and that Carlos Zambrano said he would buy beers and hot dogs for everyone at the Cubs Convention. Former Cub Mark DeRosa went to Rome to be canonized by Pope Benedict while Bradley was offered to the Rays, then Rangers, then Mariners, and they all said no. The Cubs tried to get the Nippon Ham Fighters to take Aaron Miles’ contract, but they refused because the Cubs INSISTED on throwing Aaron Heilman into the deal. In the upcoming Rule 5 draft, the Cubs are going to select someone who will waste a roster spot for half the season. The Cubs’ plans for Sam Fuld in 2010 include making him the team rabbi. Brian Roberts was located hanging out with Jake Peavy and had this comment on his possible trade to the Cubs: “GETITDONEJIM
1” Finally, manager Lou Piniella’s comments about the rumors included: “Look. What do you want me to do?”
Ace Venom - October 15, 2009
I have to imagine everybody finished with
“Look what do you want me to do?”
nji232 - October 15, 2009
I finished with "How do you eat a whopper? You eat it one bite at a time."
katie casey - October 15, 2009
Yep. That was mine...
Zeke - October 15, 2009
yup.
Emelie - October 15, 2009
MadLibs are fun.
I’m sure someone is going to find fault in this post… I preemptively say “get over yourself.”
chilango2 - October 15, 2009
" Look, what do you want Al to do? "
ballhawk - October 15, 2009
I want him to include Rudy Jaramillo as an option . . . .
Shanghai Badger - October 15, 2009
Now we know how Muskat writes her articles...
Tangled Up In Blue - October 15, 2009
Zing!
chilango2 - October 15, 2009
Well played
vonde6 - October 15, 2009
Just Hire
Rudy for the hitting coach and trade Milton somewhere, sign Abreu..
Grockcubs - October 15, 2009
Fuld to the YANKEES ????
NEVER. Perhaps " agrees to be official team statistician for extra $50,000" might be an option.
Doggie Stalker - October 15, 2009
Miles to the Yankees then?
For one of their hitters, say, Jeter?
Vermont Cubs Fan - October 15, 2009
Miles, Heilman and Bradley for Jeter, A-Rod and Sabathia.
GETITDONEJIM!!!!!!
Al Yellon - October 15, 2009
ooooooh Jeter as a Cub....
my heart will flutter for days
Emelie - October 15, 2009
Dan Patrick had as his poll question one day not the long ago...
Which player do you see as never leaving their current franchise? Jeter won it going away.
100yearitch - October 15, 2009
Can we not have A-Rod?
I’d like another outfielder.
Vermont Cubs Fan - October 15, 2009
Well, the Yankees did end up with Chad Gaudin.
Not to mention Jerry Hairston Jr.
daver - October 15, 2009
This is hilarious!
MrNFL - October 15, 2009
You got one small detail wrong...
Mark DeRosa, who made Cardinal in June, was elected Pope in August. He was in Rome to canonize his biggest fan — Mother Teresa — before touring the ruins of his dream gridiron, the Colosseum.
Great post, Al!
DeRoMyHero - October 17, 2009
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