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Play Your Enemy: Cubs vs. Brewers at Maryvale, Monday 3/16, 3:05 CT

In keeping with today's Brewers theme, the Cubs and Brew Crew meet for the third and final time this spring today at Maryvale. The teams split the other two meetings; after today, they'll next meet up for the first of 17 regular-season contests on Friday, April 10 in Milwaukee, the Brewers' home opener. In keeping with the idea that the regular season schedule has to make as little sense as possible, the two teams won't meet at Wrigley Field until Thursday, July 2.

Today, Jeff Samardzija, who is still described in this recap of yesterday's game as a "candidate for the fifth starter spot", will get the start against the Brewers' Dave Bush. The Brewers' Ryan Braun, who is off playing for Team USA in the WBC, left last night's game with a minor oblique strain. Braun says it's nothing, but Milwaukee can ill afford to lose him.

The article points out what you may have seen, that Atlanta catcher Brian McCann played the 9th inning in left field. What none of us knew at the time was this:

Manager Davey Johnson said he considered using pitcher Ted Lilly in left field.

"With the injuries we were looking at, I figured I could probably run Lilly out there for defense," Johnson said. "But I wouldn't run him out there to hit. So the healthiest probably was McCann. I said, 'Can you play left field?' He said, 'Boy, I'd love to.' "

Now that would have been fun to watch.

Today's game is on WGN radio and at the MLB.com Mediacenter.

MLB.com Gameday

There are also two WBC games tonight:

MLB.com Gameday for Venezuela vs. Puerto Rico. Time: 7 pm CDT. TV: ESPN. (Winner qualifies for semifinals.) I'm rooting for Venezuela so that Geovany Soto can come back to Cubs camp.

MLB.com Gameday for Cuba vs. Mexico. Time: 10 pm CDT. TV: ESPN2. (Loser is eliminated)

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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Comments

Chipper Jones, Dustin Pedroia, now Ryan Braun.

The U.S. injuries are beginning to pile up. I caught some of the Team USA game yesterday and enjoyed it, but all these strained muscles are going to, shall we say, further strain many fans’ patience with this tournament.

The immediate problem is

teams cannot replace a player in the middle of a round. (Pedroia was replaced before the 2nd round.) The USA team seems to be running out of available players for round 2.

The long term issue is the length of the injuries in regards to their MLB team. Hopefully they’re minor as it would be a shame for anything serous to happen to a player.

Braun's injury is the same one he had last year.

Now, I’m no medical expert, but I wonder if this could linger throughout the season…

So on some days this season when Lou wants to rest guys

Big Z can patrol right and Ted and play left. Awesome

Zambrano in RF at Wrigley?

I shudder to think…

Z

I’m not so sure he’d be any worse than Hoffpauir.

Off to the game in 5 minutes.

I still think we should put Zambrano in the OF.

And laugh our asses off.

We'd be laughing until he laid out to catch a fly ball...

…broke a couple ribs and was out for several months.

Or laid out a teamate by running him over.
I could see him flattening Dome easily.
Yeah, they would have to scrape poor Dome out of the ivy.
Z smash!
Not a real game...

…I’m thinking more like those goofy All-Star softball games. Zambrano would be a great captain for those teams. He would run all over the field and catch/field others’ routine ground/fly balls, he would be perfect to be mic’ed up, and he would probably try to hit a bases empty grand salami every time at the plate.

So...

pretty much another day at the office for Z huh?

Man oh man...

I would have loved to see Lou’s reaction if he was watching that game and out goes Lilly to left. Lazy pop fly and just before the catch…a little one-legged hop.

Lineup...

… via Bruce Miles’ blog:

Soriano, LF
Theriot, SS
Lee, 1B
Hoffpauir, RF
Ramirez, 3B
Fontenot, 2B
Johnson, CF
Bako, C
Samardzija, P

Milton Bradley & Randy Wells are sick today.

Has Bradley been healthy for 10 consecutive days yet?
i think so,

back in 2005, he was for like, 17 or 18 days.

Dismissed as coincidence.
Milton should know better than to go out drinking on a sunday night
Aww shucks

really wanted to see what RW could do today.

He actually looked really good on Saturday.

Struck out the side, IIRC.

we're almost to actual

starting lineup starting lineups!

What is GameBoard sick with?

This is like being a teacher. You get to hear every kind of excuse in the book. I wanna start a list of GameBoard’s excuses.

So far...

1. Tight Quad
2. Flu-like Symptoms
3. Tummy-ache

Next excuse

will be “dog ate my batting gloves”

Offically, they say it's the flu...again.

Who the hell gets the flu 2 times in less than a month?

If it's the bird flu...

…can we void his contract?

Does pre-gaming St. Patrick's Day

count as the flu?

Isn't that the old rule

hangover = flu-like symptoms?

I guess it doesn't really matter. This is just PRACTICE anyway.
That's the rule.

so maybe Milton was just having fun in Phoenix last night…

it does in Wisconsin!
WBC

I’ve been meaning to throw my two cents on this but man, the US’ bullpen sucks.

McCann DID play LF

I saw it with my own eyes.

Manager Davey Johnson said he considered using pitcher Ted Lilly in left field.

How’s he gonna run down the catcher from all the way out THERE?

would he bounce his glove if another pitcher

gave up a long home run?

Would he no longer bat 9th?
Wonder what part Teddy'd brag about more,

playing left field or batting higher than 9th in the order?

Don't forget Davey Johnson

was the manager of this game on July 22, 1986 in which Roger McDowell and Jesse Orosco alternated between the mound, left field and right field depending upon whether a left-hander or a right-hander was batting.

It was a brilliant move and the type that no manager ever makes for fear of being criticized by the Jay Mariotti gang.

Is there a writeup or more analysis of this game

available anywhere? I’d like to know more . . . was this strategy ever used again?

That has happened on a handful of occasions.

It’s used by managers when they run out of pitchers/position players in extra innings and they have to keep doing this because they literally have no one else.

Here’s an example from a Cubs game vs. the Dodgers on August 17, 1982. Incidentally, Steve Sax, who scored the winning run in the 21st inning, was out. Take a look at who the plate umpire was and you’ll figure out why he was called safe. That game might still be going.

It happened just last year, actually

In a Braves-Pirates game on April 3, Bobby Cox moved his pitcher, Chris Resop to LF while Royce Ring pitched, then brought Resop back to the mound. Resop wound up giving up the go-ahead base hit in his second time on the mound

Wow

I missed that one somehow.

Of course. the Mets won the game in 1986.

Bobby Cox can get away with it because everyone knows he’s a genius and he’s not going to get fired.

Exactly.

If Ned Yost was attempting it, he’d be ridiculed. Bobby Cox has definitely earned tenure in the unconventional move department.

If by "unconventional" you mean "can't manage a game"...

There is a small (but growing) cadre of Braves fans who are coming around to this way of thinking. Bobby Cox is a great manager over an entire season. He keeps his guys in reasonable shape, clearly sees who needs rest and who can go, and has (had) a remarkable farm system from which he can draw when the going got rough. However, his in-game decisions are (usually) suspect and have led to snatching defeat from the jaws of victory on more occasions than I can count. There’s a reason that I wouldn’t mind him getting tossed from a game for arguing with an ump (back when that was a regular thing): his assistant coaches generally made better in-game decisions than Cox ever did.

This doesn’t get a lot of press because of his tenure, but it explains an awful lot about the single WS title in those 14 straight years’ worth of Division Titles.

But in that game

Lasorda used Valenzuela as an outfielder and moved him away from where he thought the ball would be hit. Johnson took it a step further and used two pitchers at the same time. When a left-hander came to bat, Orosco took the mound and McDowell moved to left field. When a right-hander came to bat, McDowell moved from left field to the mound and Orosco went out to left.

Look at the box again.

Lasorda DID use two pitchers — Valenzuela and Bob Welch — though not at the same time.

The Retrosheet boxscore details all the position switches.

Yes

but he wasn’t moving those pitchers playing outfield to the mound and then back to the outfield. He was just moving Valenzuela and Welch around the outfield.

As I said below, I can’t believe we didn’t remember Zimmer pulling it, but I have an excuse that I didn’t have cable in 1990.

Here's a list

of games in which pitchers moved to the outfield and back to the mound. Most were in the late-70s and 80’s.

Ironically, neither Al nor I remembered Don Zimmer pulling the stunt in 1990 with Les Lancaster and Paul Assenmacher. Maybe that’s because it ended disastrously for the Cubs.

Let me add

that the Mets-Reds game was especially famous because 1) it was the 1986 Mets and 2) the move was somewhat forced because of a bench-clearing brawl started by Ray Knight and Eric Davis.

I didn't remember Zimmer doing it either...

… and probably for exactly the reason you mention. Also because Assenmacher didn’t play the outfield; he just left the game after pitching to three batters and allowing a single and a walk.

Boxscore

A late addition to knowing thine enemy

The Astros have reached an agreement with Ivan Rodriguez, per Jon Heyman.

Hopefully

He doesn’t continue to hit like he has in the WBC.

I'm not putting too much stock in WBC numbers.

The one thing that can help Pudge is that short porch in left field. If he cheats on fastballs and focuses on being a dead-pull hitter in that park, he could still hit a bit (at least in Houston).

Predicting Al's eneny rankings (NL Central 2009 standings):

Cubs
Brewers
Reds
Cards
Astros
Pirates

Also, the idea that one of the most important rivalries in baseball will meet 14 times after July 2 but only 3 before that is ridiculous.

And we'll be sick of the Astros.

11 games by June 11 vs. Houston.

You’ll just have to wait to see what order I put the rankings.

Wasn't that how the games with the Pirates were

last year? 18 games in 6 weeks or smeothing?

But I never got sick of seeing them

Shockingly enough – I kinda wished we could play them another 18 games.

I only did

because it made me worry how we’d play against real major league teams.

to rip gorzelanny or duke

for the seventh time in 2 months

Not a bad crack at it.

But I hesitate to think that Douchey Baker’s team will finish ahead of LaRussa’s Cards.

The Reds are just a hot pick right now.

They have a good deal of quality position players like Votto, Encarnacion, Phillips, and Bruce. They have some decent key pitchers, too, in Cueto, Bailey, Volquez, Owings, and Harang. I like quite a lot about those players.

Oh, and don’t forget, they have Hairston, Jr. and Jacque Jones. And Dusty Baker. Maybe I should change my mind…

I dunno...

Lilly in left might not be such a poor idea…

He’d just stare at the fly ball and it would meekly land in his outstretched glove.

Game underway.
Not that Micah needs her....

Shallow pop-up

Can’t work every time.

I really like that picture. Classy.
haven't seen that one before

but i like it.

Micah ALWAYS needs EA.
maybe I jinxed it with my statement that he doesn't need her
I remember this year's first and second meaningless ST games...

…and I was bitching about too many pictures and stupid EA posts. Mea culpa. Not only are there never too many EA pictures, apparently they have magical powers. Sorry dudes and dudettes.

Is there a countdown til opening day?

Because all this meaningless baseball is starting to wear on me. I want real games with actual major leaguers!

I agree.

This painful off-season and extended spring training has been brutal. It’s testing the patience of the fans and our loyalties to meaningless info and games.

The countdown to Opening Day is on the sidebar.

It’s three weeks from today. Hang in there.

3 weeks?

Good lord. I may die.

Trust me...we're all gonna die.
Especially since its absolutey gorgeous outside

it feels like opening day should’ve already happened.

And it's probably nicer than it will be on Opening Day.
I know

but dang.

extended ST stinks.

And if we're sick of ST,

the players must be bored out of their minds.

yeah, who the heck is that soriano guy that made it to second???

He’s never gonna make the major league squad!!!

And who’s that Dave Bush guy pitching for the Brewers???

He belongs in single A!!! K, that one might actually be true.

When you see Casey McGehee running for a carriage made out of a pumpkin.

You’ll know that the real games are beginning….and the fairy tale of Spring is over.

Anybody have any guesses who might be the player

to have a break-out season out of the blue?

Like Ryan Ludwick last season. Not top prospects break-out season, totally unexpected break-out season.

Any ideas?

Ricky Nolasco...

Which would not be totally unexpected, but still…Could be a STUD this year.

Nolasco was a stud LAST year.
How about Anthony Reyes

now with the Indians (former Card)?

That’s the type of player I have in mind.

How about Alex Gordon?

A former top prospect that everyone has given up on after two ho-hum seasons in the majors.

Oh my god....

Prince…

Well, it sounds like a cluster out there...
Fielder with a triple, scores on Hoffpauir throwing error

I’ll let others make their conjectures.

I think the error was given to Fontenot on the throw

but Hoffpauir misplayed the ball originally.

My bad

Sorry about that.

a 3b?

good lord.

Ball hit Hoff's glove

LBR throwing error

::sigh::

I was hoping Jeff would be lights out today. :-(

we have absolutely stunk in ST
Nobody has been as bad as the Astros.

I was reading an article on mlb.com and apparently they’ve only won 1 spring training game so far.

That’s pretty bad.

small comfort but comfort just the same :-)
Last year's WS winners, the Phillies, are 6-9.
and hamels is going to have his left wing looked at
Double for Hart

Shark working on hanging curveballs?

Looks like Shark has eliminated himself from the

5th starting derby and is not doing himself any favors in the competition for the bullpen.

Is there a picture of someone that we can post to make Hoff play better defense?
Derrek Lee?
tying his shoes!
Yes

I could go for that.

How about this?

Ha! Ha! Good one!
Bwaaaahahahahaha
Do you have a link to a bigger-sized file of that image?

I’d like to send it to my old college roommates.

That was it...

I just google imaged ‘Greetings from Iowa.’

There were quite a few post cards that came up

Thanks Bobby

And thanks for not directing me to lmgtfy.com.

AAGH!

Don’t scare him! (Or us!)

Does EA go both ways?

Get your mind out of the gutter…

I’m just wondering if we post pictures of EA whenever a lefty Brewer is up, will that help Micah’s defense?

3R homerun Bill Hall

Breaking ball not breaking for Spellcheck.

must be the thin AZ air (not kind to breaking balls)
I don't know

you could see Marshall’s curves breaking very easily last Friday all the way from the LF berm.

So if Gaudin is off the 5th starter list, is Samardzija now on the track to Des Moines?

Sounds like the breaking balls need some work.

He appears to pitching his way to Iowa today.

Maybe he will rebound in his next outing?

Possibly.

Baseball is a game of adjustments, after all.

GAMEDAY IS BEHIND.

Shucks.

Stop this Jeff!!!!
Is his breaking stuff broken?

Or is that the problem?

sounds like the breaking stuff is all up in the zone
"I have an idea"

I wish ESPN could loan Erin's services out for the tourney...

…she would make a GREAT post-game interviewer during Cinderella stories and heart-breaking losses. Or just fun to watch.

"these boots are made for walking.."
Well...this appears to be helping sort out our rotation and bullpen.

NOT.

Maybe just makes decisions easier.

Such as the decision on whether to use shark in the bullpen or send him to AAA.

Samardzija

36 pitches, 18 strikes in first inning. Missed high with everything.

That's good, right?

Quick! Go ask Lou who’s the 5th starter now…

It sounded even worse than that.
Gameday makes me laugh...

It said that Ricky Weeks took 3 called strikes.

Maybe they're trying to see if we're paying attention?
XBH for RJ

Two bagger for Reed.

Reed is always reliable
Pat says Lilly starting tomorrow for Team USA

pitcher or LF?

LF, probably...

Davey Johnson wants McCann at SS, and he’s moving Rollins behind the plate.

Also, what is a grown man doing allowing people to call himself “Davey”?

RBI for Bako

RJ scores. 5-1, 1 out, top 2nd.

It's almost like reading predictions

for the future when you listen to the audio on mlb.com.

It’s funny when they come true, only a few moments later.

I'm sorry dude

I’m looking for airline tickets without anything else to do and I figured I could do a bit of PxP since noone else was doing it. I’ll quit.

If anybody knows where to find cheap-o business-class tickets, I’d appreciate it much.

Please continue!

It’s fun to read the future!

Shark wasn't helped

Could have been out of the inning after 14 pitches, but Hoffpauir couldn’t come up with high flyball off bat of Fielder with two outs. He broke in and then went back and misplayed it. Went for a triple.

if the Prince got a triple...

…it makes sense that a misplay was involved.

I still remember Geo

standing his ground last year when Prince scored. Somehow Geo came out in one piece.

I feel like Eurasia could have formed, split, and reconnected in the amount of time it would take Prince Fielder to reach third base.

And tectonic plates don’t move very fast, if you catch my drift.

It could do that in the time it would take Hoffpauir to catch a fly ball, too.
Imagine Micah judging a flyball in Wrigley
I prefer

to not have nightmares, thank you very much.

I'm going back outside

ugly meaningless game loses to 64 degrees with sunshine.

Good choice.

Don’t forget the sunscreen!

will Dave Otto be making an appearance in this broadcast?
No Otto

Judd Sirott will do a couple innings in relief of Pat.

ugh
Double ugh.
I like Judd.

He has a nice voice. I read he made many mistakes, but filling Pat’s shoes can be nerve-wrecking.

Maybe.

I don’t care for his voice. You do, and that’s what makes broadcasting such a difficult job. Some people will like you and others won’t.

I was actually talking about the Brewers' broadcast...

but you just made me realize that I can switch to WGN on MLB.com.

Pat and Ron

don’t like this “fancy” medical terminology.

Pat & Ron talking about Braun's injuries.

Talk about Milton! Talk about Milton!
Talk about Milton!

Bradley

Sick with flu-like symtoms

riiiiight ;-)
How many games you figure he'll play this year?

I’m not being facetious.

132.
You must be adding:

Spring training
+
Regular season
+
Playoffs
+
Winter ball
=
132

nope.

I’m projecting him to play 132 games in the regular season.

At this rate, that "regular season" would have to be about 300 games long.
We should have a contest.
$10 say ≥90

n/t

We all know what "flu-like symptoms" are.
My problem is...

it’s the 2nd time in less than a month….grow up Milton….we’re showing you the “respect” ($) you wanted so badley.

Game Board quickly turned into Game Bored :-(
Grow Up?

did it ever occur to you that maybe he really is sick?

No, actually, it hasn't.
Well

why would anyone believe that, Bradley’s always been known to fake illness right?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
Dang

Why did we ever sign this lazy guy, I guess its obvious to all that he doesnt really want to play.

I know you're being sarcastic...

…but I’m gonna hit +1 on this one!

Well, whatever your

take on Milton may be, I just think witholding judgement until games that actually mean something are played may be the most prudent path. If this kinda stuff maintains after April 6th, then I’ll allow my panties to bunch up, until then I’m gonna hafta go with a big, fat “meh”.

Did it ever occur to you that getting the flu twice in less than a month is BS?
Wow

you guys look for any reason to hate him dont you?

this isn't exactly trumped up stuff
I think

everyone is overreacting a little bit

Or someone is

a bit naive.

haha

all I am saying is everyone here just assumes that Bradleys a liar, Please tell me why that is?

Nobody has called him that....

you seem to really be hellbent on painting us with a broad brush. If DLee had done the same things this spring as Milton I’d be saying the EXACT SAME THINGS about him.

how about if he painted you with a dude brush?
keep your man brush away from me...

gooey white paint….

Can I see that painted horse picture again now?
You didnt

have to say it, its obvious what you think of him.

Here is what I think of Milton Bradley...

He’s a very good offensive player that cannot stay healthy enough over the course of an entire season to justify the contract we game him.

Here is what I think of tizzle…

He’s a guy with a Boner for Milton Bradley.

rofl!

oh the pain of truth

What

are you tryin to say about me?

Why are you having so much trouble understanding?

You were able to glean my total hate of Milton from my previous posts. Did your crystal ball stop working?

It

seems as though you want to call me a name, but I cant put my finger on it. hmmm

you practice how you play

MB admitted that he took games off last year with the Rangers for aches that he would normally play with, but only if they made a financial commitment to him.

Here, the Cubs have done so and he’s already loafing and taking days off. He’s setting the tone for the regular season. He’s sending messages to impressionable youngsters on how veteran players act. He’s showing his brand new teammates that he really doesn’t care about being prepared to start playing games that count in 3 weeks.

Given his history, do you really think fans are over-reacting by wanting to see him actually play?

He loafed after a ball hit in the gap on Sunday. Made a little half hearted backwards swipe and jogged toward it as it scooted past him.

I’m not a fan of GameBoard. Never have been. I was very unhappy that the Cubs signed him. I’d love to see him prove me wrong and show me that he’s an important part of this team. But he’s not off to a good start.

You just look for every available reason to hate this man don't you?

You’re not even gonna give him a fair shake. You don’t know what it’s like to have to defend every injury and day off to the press and fans…you’re so mean.


LEAVE MILTON ALONE!

At this point, he frankly hasn't done anything to prove me otherwise.

The guy’s got 17 ABs in 19 spring training games.

And I could

pass for Erin Andrews twin.

Why, hello Sue....
I guess he's getting his boozing in shape for the regular season
He got paid! We respect you!

NOW PLAY

Shark's second

14 pitches, 8 strikes. Just a ground-rule double to ?Duffy.

Bruce, what's the word around camp for Shark - bullpen with the big club or starting in Iowa?
Lou says

Cubs may decide by end of this week. He said Samardzija could fit in the seventh inning if he doesn’t make the rotation. This will be an organizational decision however it shakes out.

Let's hope he gets another outing...

… this one’s pretty bad.

thanks

oddly enough, I think it will depend more on how others perform. If nobody else steps forward, Lou may have to keep him in the bullpen.

OT: Anyone catch Eastbound and Down on HBO

that’s one funny show… about a washed up ML pitcher

Can I wear the Scream mask? You know, the mask from "Scream"?

The rest of that quote isn’t appropriate, but that line in episode 1 had me hooked.

Jerry Reed is my hero
When's it on?
Sunday nights

it’s a Will Ferrell vehicle … think there are only a few episodes left

Season finale is Sunday, actually

It hasn’t been picked up for a second season yet.

it's the best thing out of HBO in ages

I’ll be surprised if they don’t pick it up

Ahem.

THE WIRE?

I said in AGES... the Wire seems so long ago *sniff*
Okay. Whew. I was worried there, Em.
How about

Flight of the Conchords?

well yeah there's that too

why are you bothering me with facts?

Best show ever on HBO

Fraggle Rock. Hands down. End of discussion.

My favorite show on TV right now

Kenny is so cool. I wish I could grow a mullet like that.

I have no idea

how/why people find WIll Ferrell funny. I am sick of that doofus character that he plays constantly and this drivel is just an extension of that.

tell how you really feel ;-}
Some of them are hilarious

Anchorman was golden. And Ricky Bobby was too close to being my brother-in-law to not LMAO.

But my favorite of his is “Stranger than Fiction” which I loved. Everything else was kinda “meh” thuogh.

I am in love

with that show. The 3rd episode was a bit of a turd, but I’ve been watching them over and over. He’s John Rocker and Mitch Williams and the Canseco twins all rolled into one.

and this is when Marshall is crowned the fifth starter

geez, Shark looking ugly out there.

and it's

breaking my heart.

we had such high hopes
::sniffs:: I know :-(
eh Shark's got plenty of time to prove his worth, especially if Harden and Lilly are gone in two seasons

Plus, I like Marshall better..

And I can

always go to Des Moines and see the Shark pitch if he does indeed get sent here. :D

goody for you then!
if the Shark's destiny is as a starter

I really do think he is better off getting consistent work in Iowa. No reason to rush him to the big show where he will not have the chance to develop all of his pitches.

Cheer him on Sue…I do think he will eventually end up in Chicago (no team gets through the whole season without injuries to the rotation).

I certainly will.
another hangin' curveball

bye bye for Hall

heh heh... Pat said "one hop" describing a ball hit to Soriano in left field.
Ugh. This batting practice needs to stop.

Is Spellcheck on some sort of program today?

maybe he's got the flu
another gapper

double for Cameron

Theriot doesn't see the ball... I'm shocked.
Stevens now pitching.
Bye bye Stevens.

Des Moines for you.

Pat and Ron are hungry ...
Bored too.

I think they’re sick of spring training games too!

Pat: "...late for a sliding Bush"

Ok SWL, I think that’s your cue…

Yeah I heard that too. Oh well.
This is a PG-13 blog....not going there.
Ron and Pat talking about spreads and sliding Bush
once again Cubs creamed in ST
pretty soon they'll have to call this game out of mercy
If it's that tough to throw a breaking ball in AZ

maybe they should throw something else

"Please stop the madness."

looks like a fake pic..
not a bad photoshop job.
Is that her?

I don’t care, nevermind. GOOD FIND.

no mercy rule in ST unfortunately...
what's the most lopsided ST score? any idea?
thought I saw a 20-1 score the other day

white sox – mariners maybe?

"Gimme something to smile about."

I hope that was a "cough"...
burp!
diet Coke getting some free advertising...
RON JUST BELCHED REAL LOUD ON THE AIR

PAT: IS YOUR COUCH BUTTON WORKING??

WOW THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE GAME, WITHOUT A DOUBT.

Ron: That’s so unclassy…there’s no class there whatsoever.

I have to admit, this is exactly why I love Ron. He’s great, IMO. Just a normal dude.

"normal" wouldn't be the word I'd use
Haha

Yeah, Ron and normal…not so much. He’s a bit of a goofball.

♫ Because space between the oddballs is so very long ♫
FYI

trying to read a book with a golden retriever who’s convinced “go play, i’m reading” means “lets wrestle” is difficult and muddy. But funny.

what does "let's wrestle" mean? ;-)
it means

I’m bored! If you’re not going to play I’m going to sit on your lap so all you can do is pet me!

Ship your doggie to New York anytime

I have lots of time to pet & play ( WITH DOGS THAT IS)

we'd just finished playing ball

not even 10 minutes before. he stopped playing and went to lay down in the shade. so i grabbed my book off the coffee table and sat on the porch. which was apparently not allowed. :-P

ahhh.... the anti-MiltonBradley dog...
TMI Ron!
I sometimes wonder if Ron realizes he's on the air
bases loaded, no outs
top of 4th, RJ up
this is pathetic
??

Bako do something wrong??

prompted by the limp popup
Doug Deeds Dissapoints
or however you spell that!
dirty deeds done cheap
Pat

Do you notice how Pat differs to Ron when there is absolutely no reason to? I love Ron, but sometimes it just feels like Pat has to throw him a bone.

defers
having spelling difficulties today?
Jeff Spellcheck...
A lot of PBP guys do that with their analysts
Yeah

but thats part of being a team… if you’re dominating the conversation you throw the other guy a bone.

I get it

but it feels condescending

I'm outta here. This game sucks.

Have a good afternoon everyone. It’s about 74 here in Kansas.

OT: Because this is a boring game

Title of Sasha Baron Cohen’s next flick:

“Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose Of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable In The Presence Of A Gay Foreigner In A Mesh T-Shirt.”

for reals?

I loved Da Ali G show.

for reals

he’s back in the news because he fooled the Alabama National Guard into allowing him to train, etc. They are, needless to say, embarrassed.

does it have a release date yet/

i haven’t been to see a movie in ages.

I haven't seen one yet... he must be close though
sounds good

i’ll have to keep my eye open for it. :-)

July 10

My wife is at SXSW. I’ll ask her to get on this action and score me some swag or something.

lucky wife! someday I'll get there
Cohen just debuted new footage at SXSW.

Go to Cinematical and find it. No video but a recap. Spoilers galore but it’s very, very funny.

thanks! I'll look forward to it
Spooky

I was just reading about this on another tab. Something about it being a “good Deja vu.”

Since we're going to go OT

Anyone know a really good baseball book they’d recommend to me? I’m house sitting for a friend next week and need a book to distract me from not having a computer.

I just got Sweet Lou and the Cubs by George Castle

Al recommended it earlier … covers Lou and the 2008 season… looks like a pretty fast read

Might have to add that to the list

i need to hit barnes and noble sometime this week.

This seems like something you'd like...

i don't even know

how to respond to this…

Or check out the stuff this author has written...

Her website.

yep - lefthanders get all the babes!
SWL - can you photoshop Micah and EA's heads on here?
If he breaks camp with the team...yeah.
I own this one

Temptation? The Drifter?

I guess women need a plot. I only need a Victoria Secret catalog :-)

I think that man is way too old for her.
I had decided

Not to purchase any books from the weird and crappy little bookstore that moved into the former Shoe Pavilion space, but then I saw a shirtless cowboy kissing a naked baby,

Now why is this guy substituting for Pat again?
Judd Sirott

nephew of Chicago news/media personality Bob Sirott

thanks. what happened to Pat? or is this an audition?

sorry if I missed an earlier convo on it

i assume its just

pats routine of getting an inning off each game

well they need someone to take over for Corey what'shisname (Provus?)

you know, the guy that takes over for an inning, so Pat can go to bathroom, stretch legs, grab a beer, etc.

Not sure if Judd is the guy yet, or if they’re just auditioning.

Seems he's Corey's replacement

Al and a large majority don’t like him. His voice timbre is very similar to Corey’s and his pacing is comfortable to me. I wouldn’t be mad if he gets the gig.

I don't mind him

and after listening to some truly awful announcing that other teams have it’s hard to complain

K thanks

I don’t usually listen to games on the radio… didn’t know the routine.

First impression is that I dont like him...

but we’ll see. Id rather Pat did the whole game but…

OT...tonight

on Sports Nite at 10 p.m. they are interviewing several Cub players and one of them is Geo. ;-)

I just dont get the excitement around Jeff Spellcheck

Im not trying to be a downer but what puts him on top of the list of pitching prospects Ive neve seen him be very lights out or exciting?

Plz explain, ty :D

5:00 pm - time for the Simpsons!
Meh. That's M-E-H.

They’ve been showing nothing but new—crappy—episodes lately.
Last night’s new episode was particularly annoying.
Watching the last six or seven seasons has been like watching a good friend die a slow and painful death.

Sorry for venting about something so unrelated.

you mean like ER? ;-)

except ER was never a good friend of mine. But it has been dying a slow and painful death for a very long time. Almost as bad as the Jimmy Smits character on NYPD Blue…

I remember when they were funny

seems like a long time ago.

Back on the Tracey Ullman Show?

I agree.

Syndication is your friend

here in Chicago, you can see Simpsons 3x a day during the week. Yes, they’re reruns but from long enough ago that they’re still funny.

The game is getting interesting now?

8-6.

Wellington Castillo might be a prospect after all

Nice three run homer. 8-6 Brewers.

OK, I'll put the radio back on.

How did Marmol throw? Less adventures than last time?

Was not listening then...

but no hits, one walk, and one K in one inning is a decent line

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