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Rain Delay Theater: You Caption The Photo

Since there's no game tonight, Ted Lilly gets to stay home and rest up (I presume Lou will just push everyone back and Lilly will start Tuesday night against the Reds).

I'm sure all of you remember Lilly knocking over Yadier Molina last September 10 in St. Louis, a critical game in the pennant race that the Cubs wound up winning 4-2.

My caption for this photo is:

"You better play nice, Albert," Geo told Pujols, "or Ted will knock you over, too!"

Make up your own caption and leave it in the comments. No prizes, just some rainy day fun.

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Leaving the scene of the crime.

This gives new meaning to baseball’s “hit and run”.

Don't know about the caption

but the PPD will give enough time for Neil Cotts to drive down to Des Moines, and Jason Waddel to make it up to the big club.

I would not be surprised to see a roster move before Tuesday's game.

And that just might be it.

Seriously....

If Cotts gets even one more inning, i’d be surprised…

...since one more inning would require getting three outs.

Not likely unless he can at least find the strike zone.

...since one more inning would require getting three outs.

HAHA! Very funny indeed!

Just imagine, had he been able to get three outs yesterday, Marmol could have pitched ONE inning in the 8th….

Nice outcome anyway, but causing more stress on an already stressed ’pen.

Cotts

Cotts seems to be this year’s Bob Howry. Bring him in no matter how badly he’s doing.

lack of options in the pen right now
Yep.

The extra day off will help a lot.

actually literally Cotts would have to be released

Cubs will have to either DL or make a trade oh cubs could move Marmol or Heilman if they so choose highly unlikely.

Wait for teh Nat’s and Giants to lose a few more dozen

wha?
sorry about the typos but here is the situation in the nutshell

The Cubs pitching staff is locked unless the Cubs waive a player or place either Marshall, Marmol or Heilman through what is called optional waiver assignment——meaning a player could refuse the assignment and asked to be released.

IOW: Cubs do not have a pitcher they can simply relegate to AAA,

as for Cotts the issue is either release him or keep him.

it is no different than Gaudin, and this time of year are there any takers.

Was not impressed with Waddell today.

He got lucky in his two thirds today; from how he looked he should have given up at least one if not more. (See Josh’s Minors Wrap for more comments from today’s I-Cubs game.)

Ted Lilly does not rest

He waits.

the rain out was done by Ted Lilly so he can rest tonight

he was in the U.S. Virgin Islands this weekend, and they are now known as the U.S. Islands for that very reason

Get in my Belly!
I am woman, hear me roar

In numbers too big to ignore.

Man I Feel Like a Woman (Albert not Geo)

On a semi related note

I am working on Cubs madlibs.

BOOM! Roasted.
Geo "Wow, that had a hook"

Albert “Thats what she said”

Geo, "What was that you said?"

Albert, “You throw like a….”

"Jeeze! Are you sure you didn't *already* go?"
Geo, "Hey Albert, you're hitting under .300 thanks to us."

Albert, “Good one Geo”

Bruce updates with pitching changes from the rain day

From Inside Pitch:

As far as the upcoming series with the Reds goes, Lou says he’ll pitch Harden Tuesday, Lilly Wednesday and Zambrano Thursday. Lilly was supposed to have pitched tonight, even though he’s battling a bad cold.
Lou also said Dempster will open the series in St. Louis Friday, followed by Marshall and Harden. Marshall will be available out of the bullpen for the first two games of the Reds series, providing some lefty backup to the beleaguered Neal Cotts.
Thanks for the update.

Smart move, actually, gives the team some extra bullpen help and more rest for Lilly.

Do you think I should add this to the postponed post?

This is probably something people will want to know…

Nevermind

Already done. :-P

I'd hate to be the cold he is battling

Albert says to Geo “I have to bate right now.”

what does bate mean?
you know
i actually dont know munchkin
I was alone....

With a Glamour magazine…

i'm "feelin" you sal
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boo. poor taste, sir.

FU dude
and............. flagged
Great, now I'm REALLY looking forward to more gamethreads.
It's just the pregame thread, daver.

Remember: they can’t escape.

Horrible taste.
"I got your strike three right here, blue"
This sucks. I hate off-days, especially non-scheduled off-days.
"OO FOR 4!!"

caption

meh, how come we can never play a Cubs-Cards April Sunday night game?

sheesh and I was looking forward to it, haven’t watched a game all week due to homework and having this stupid thing called “going out and socializing”

Easy answer: Quit doing homework
Pelvice THRUST 1-2-3
So Albert, where do you store all of those MVP awards?
Albert's radar kept him distracted at the plate

Albert: “Whoooo!”
Goe: “He who smelt it, dealt it!”

After hearing many things about Geo's monstrous hands

Pujols finally got the onslaught of the Soto Ass Slap

Caption

Pujols: “Whoa! I thought Izturis was the only one who knew that move”

I had to log in, just to type this caption

CAPTION

I take… 2 steps forward
You take 2 steps back

We come together cause Sori is a hack.

You know, it ain’t fiction it’s a natural fact

We come together cause So.. Ri is… a hack.

K, flame me for that, please.

shouldn't have logged in!
Not my proudest BCB moment

Pujols (singing): “BUT IT’S THE PELVIC THRU-U-U-USTS, THAT REALLY DRIVE YOU IN-SA-A-A-A-ANE…”

Geo: “Stupid Rocky groupies.”

Soto is not comfortable when dudes try to show off their “shiny new belt buckle”.

"OWW, SOMETHING BIT ME!"
Caption: 18 > 5

It rained cos Lilly loves pitching on Tedsday nights.

Following Geo's under-the-breath comment about his strike zone judgement...

…Albert lets go with a Sopranos-esque, "OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!’

Me STEROIDS? No Way!
Sorry Albert

When Lou cuts one, it’s every man for himself!

Kinda Late But

Albert : “Say hello to my little friends.”

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