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Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Padres, Tuesday 5/12, 7:05 CT

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IT'S MINE

ALL MINE!

I'm a little teapot

short and stout…

and so the moose says

that’s not my mother, that’s my lawnmower!

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!! ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!!

Oh! Ya plugged me! (gasp) I take my secrets to the grave! (sobs) Mommy…

HELLO CLEVELAND!

WE LOVE YOU!

It's our special place, Uni!

Real nice win.

Just a good win for the Cubs tonight. I’m going to stay up for a while and see if Bradley’s ball lands before sunrise.

Wow drew. Wow.
NO!

THEY FOUND US! WE HATES THEM! FLY, FLY AWAY!!!!

Also no unicorns

That don’t have Murton on them.

Drew

Are you in a nice rubber room with your computer ?

hmph.

I am on my couch, thank you very much. What? No, it’s totally not relevant that the couch is upholstered in the same fabric as the wallpaper!

In a thread that will be deleted, anyway

The Inner Drew comes shining through.

Al, I implore you – leave this thread as a testament to Drew!

deleted?

MUST…
MAKE….
BACKUP!!!!

And Al says,

I paid for this microphone, Drewishdrewid!

How to tell a game you didn't get to see

went well:

You find a whole thread FULL of Drew singing to himself with a unicorn.

Awesome. :-)

yeah!

where were you, hmmm??? Sori went 3-5, Fukudome went 3-5, Bradley hit a home run that’s just reaching apogee and BOBBY FREAKIN’ SCALES hit a home run!

I had 4H

Left at 5:30 didn’t get home til almost 10.

that's a long time

to be talking about farming.

I do the the dog project

I teach 3 different obedience classes.

cue Bob Brenly!

Yes, Dear.
I love you.
Whatever you want, Dear.

We're not married.

Your wife must be a saint. :-P

oh, she is.
but really

4H is a blast. I really enjoy watching the kids learn how to work with their dogs.

just all the night games on tuesdays has sucked.

I was a 4H'er

You should’ve seen my pear salad demonstration… made a pear face with cloves and such. Got a red ribbon. I don’t think I ever got a blue. Loved 4H camp too. My cabin, Minehaha, was the best.

4H ?

How quaint. Did your cow win a ribbon or anything ?

No cows

I teach the 4H Dog Project.

I teach 3 different levels of obedience classes for kids from 4th grade to seniors.

Dogs ????

Got a chapter in New York City ?

Probably

Its a national 4H thing, AFAIK.

that is awesome
I bet

she’s more teaching the kid to obey the dog than the other way around. :D

Isn't that how it should be?

DOGS RULE !!!

Partially

I teach my class real postively.

I was taught that in dog training, jerk is a noun not a verb.

So I try to keep the classes really fun.

Dome's 3 were:

Double, double, single.

And Clutche was exposed as a DB.

even as

Hoff got a good single, too.

He just couldn't help himself - had to come crawling back to gloat
the downfall

of DBs since the first DB, Herman Fructinstein.

you're in a very silly mood today

are you starting to get giggly?

let's not get GIGGLY.

It was a good win, Allie. I’m sorry you missed it. Seeing Bobby Scales get a home run was just the most amazing thing.

it felt like

last year, is what it felt like, in August.

i wish i'd seen it.
He *sprinted* around the bases :)

Just a bit excited.

I was happy for him

and i think that was the fastest HR trot I have ever seen

Swear to God

He must be Hoff’s mom or something.

never seen a fan latch onto a player like that before, at all.

lamprey

extraordinaire.

ROFL!! So sad I missed the game ... so glad the Cubs won
and now

I really am going to bed!

Come along, Uni.

I'm betting I'll check this thread in 4 hours

And see more pictures of unicorns.

I hope so

this is funny.

nah

I got my wife to go to bed with.

Unless Allie posts unicorn pictures. Which is fine with me, as long as it’s fine with Uni.

Ok, Uni?

S’alright.

well, alright.

One more.

It's like Easter and Halloween all rolled into one

I think I’m getting a tummy ache.

Don't eat so much candy

you’ll get sick!

And the top photo is screaming out for a custom caption

“Noooo, Aaron! Save yourself!”

hahaha

perfect

And with this, I bid you good night!

Oh, what the hell

This thread

.. frightens me!

But what a great game!!

after a win

and a fast game no less, silly things happen, and this thread is proof positive.

UNI!

You’re still here!

And you're still a crazy person :D
Last time I

go to bed early. Look at all the fun I missed.

that's right, Sue! Stay up late with me!

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww, yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh…

If there is a game tonight I will. :D

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