Bleed Cubbie Blue

Indeed.

The ninjas will never know what hit ’em.

Yep...

I think the Reds are too. The Brew swept the Marlins.

There just aren't enough hot pics in here.

Nice

This is better.

Hey...sorta NSFW man...at least give us some heads up!

Is it? I'm terribly sorry

I didn’t think it was bad. I’m very very sorry.

Work crushes anyone for anything skimpy...

but doesn’t say anything about being on message boards :)

As a seasoned Slashdot poster, I know well...

Before I click, I check the U-R-L.

blocked by my company's firewall.

Yeah... that wasn't cool.

I'm very sorry everyone

I thought it was tame and it wasn’t blocked by my firewall.

It's ok..

but my forearm is cramping up now.

Some guy named Drew Macias just homered

11-3 Cubs. Hope Demp’s safe for the W.

Yeah! Someone other than AG!

That guy who always hits homers against the Cubs

Struck out against our minor league guy. Inning over.

WOW!

Ascanio with the K on AG!!!!

sloathcheck78 - May 14, 2009 reply

But... some guy named Macias homered

so it equals itself out?

Jose Macias

Dusty’s former caddy and houseboy?

Itchy - May 14, 2009 reply

Drew Macias...

never heard of him.

Maybe...

But still it is nice to seem him fail agianst the Cubs at least once.

sloathcheck78 - May 14, 2009 reply

Tru dat!

Matt Murton Update!

3k’s today against Wandy Rodriguez. Sigh.

Heath Bell in to pitch for San Diego

This guy here is dead!

According to Ron, Bell is "Heathy"

Bobby Scales looking for his triple

Scales GO 1-3

Pepe LePew

Singles to LF

Aaron Miles with another single...

Ascanio is batting for himself.

Ascanio was starting at Iowa, right?

Yup.

And strikes out for himself

2 away

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

it's nice to be up by so many runs for a change...

MinnesotaFan - May 14, 2009 reply

oh that sounds promising!

shuffles in

whassascore?

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

11-3 Cubs

Feel free to go back to sleep

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

and all was right with the world

Forget Peavy

Can we trade for this Adrian Gonzalez guy please?

Man its a good thing his team sucks, cause he just TORE US UP this series…

Archie - May 14, 2009 reply

We should trade 2 or 3 garbage players for him.

cmon

no more than 1 garbage player.

That was photoshop at its finest.

I got mad l33t

ms-paint skills.

And that’s a GIANT racoon.

Let's hope

Asciano can finish. Nice not to use Heilman, Marmol or Gregg. Seems like those three have been in every game.

danimal15 - May 14, 2009 reply

Freel Good, Inc.

Ks

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

quick game summary?

everyone at once… GO!

Doubles and walks

We kicked their ass

Chad Gaudin started. Pitched like Chad Gaudin.

Ross - May 14, 2009 reply

Luis Perdomo relieved. Pitched like Chad Gaudin.

The Duaner relieved and then relieved himself

Pitched like Chad Gaudin.

both times pitched like

Chad Gaudin?

It was "Pitch Like Chad Gaudin Day" at Wrigley

Free Big Gulp for every guy that pitched like Chad Gaudin.

Then the grounds crew had to come out with a kitty litter scoop.

They had that little band with the trumpet and trombone and clarinet in the outfield trying to distract everyone.

Everyone dies except fish and Ish

Wait…that’s the summary to Moby Dick…

Cubbiefaithful - May 14, 2009 reply

Headly

flies out to Johnson. One out.

Where'd ya go?

Did you have to put Max to bed? :P

freakin work

thinks I’m actually here to WORK.

oh shit...

I’m at work?

I know

it’s TOTALLY inappropriate of them to interrupt me!

ditto

I too am working………..on my post count it seems HAHAHAHAHA

no fair....

Im not being paid for being on here :|

TWO OUTS!

Kevin Kouzmanoff Ks

EGon

hah! see what I did there? Egon to bat!

Egon

Your mucous!

Cubbiefaithful - May 14, 2009 reply

0-2

on Egon!

Hawk Harrelson waiting in the wings...

K!

Cubs win!

it's all over. Cubbies sweep...

MinnesotaFan - May 14, 2009 reply

BRING OUT THE BROOMS!

FLY IT!

CUBS WIN!

SWEEEEEEEEP!

GO CUBS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!!!

cutie

Nice Job Cubs!

Great Game all around

RYAN DEMPSTER has

he certainly

did today

Now win tomorrow on my son's b-day

Cubbiefaithful - May 14, 2009 reply

W!

Absolutely fab.

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

finally got gameday up

Scales with 4 RBI?!?

true.

joeschmitt - May 14, 2009 reply

Geo w/ 2!

:)

Best part!

Thats 5 in last 2 days!!!

fantastic!!!

YAY!!!

.188 but that is climbing up!

the Mendoza line

quails.

Joe! Are you going to be at any games in San Diego this month?

dunno, work is busy again

joeschmitt - May 14, 2009 reply

Hope you can make a game...lemme know.

crap, that's next weekend huh?

i may be able to. i’ll defn holla

joeschmitt - May 14, 2009 reply

great...I think I only have tix for one game this series....

and 2 games the next one.

I plan to go to at least one

Saturday or Sunday

PacificCub - May 14, 2009 reply

I'll check and see tonight what games I'm going to....

we need a west coast BCB hookup picnic!

9-3 in may, pretty good

cubsfaninatl - May 14, 2009 reply

and we get to play these guys

next week!

And another "sweepable" series coming up

10-3, sorry. Didn't count this win.

cubsfaninatl - May 14, 2009 reply

W!

is that a pillow?

No, I think those are real.

good spot for one.

sanantonecub - May 14, 2009 reply

you know thats funny when a chick laughs at that

no...

it’s a fun bag

tootle - May 14, 2009 reply

happy happy fun bag!

Victory Grab Bag

What an epic pillow fight I would have.

Did someone say SWEEP?

sanantonecub - May 14, 2009 reply

yes

yes we did.

lots of people said that

Not sure I properly heard

Over here. Better say it louder.

sanantonecub - May 14, 2009 reply

LOTS OF PEOPLE SAID

SWEEP!

so we got swept?

Not exactly

I forgot to include

SARCASM in my post

And I was entirely serious and everything!

Woe!

of course you were

you always are

start a post about what cubs can do to salvage the season

Make sure you mention injuries to key players

And our inability to not strike out in key situations.

do not forget DeRosa and Wood

and the players who might have been on roids last year

And your opinion of where Soriano should be in the batting order

who should be DFA's

where is everyone that wanted to do to Dome

One guy said

he even hated Dome. I don’t get that at all.

Bobby Scales Chevy Player of game !!!!!!

Lilly was robbed.

I'll make a FanPost

Hendry just said that the suspension for Bradley stands.

Bummer.

Both games?

We have Bobby Scales man! No Sweat!

It's a zero tolerance thing.

Bastardos!

It's only a one game suspension now.

That's terrible

PacificCub - May 14, 2009 reply

damn

I missed the start of it but he sounds sad so it can’t be good

blech

Boo.

DamonBerryhillsMitt - May 14, 2009 reply

Ridiculous

UPDATE It's only ONE GAME!

Still Bastardos!

But only half as much.

But what does Ted Lilly say?

Hendry thinks

it’s ridiculous.

Hendry

is right.

Twittermeyer

says reduced to one game.

No Milton picture?

Sorry, sue

love this

thanks

love this!

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

If I'd known the game was gonna be like this..

… I might have gotten up at 4am.. :)

Hopefully tomorrow's

will be just a s good. :D

Worst part of the game?

No shot of Lilly in the dugout. Bradley strapping on the Tools of Ignorance just isn’t the same as Ted with a Gatorade cup on his head.

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

so how did Ascanio look?

Gave up a solo shot to a nobody

Other than that, pretty decent.

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

sounds like hea better option than

Cotts or Patton then, eh?

He didn't exactly walk into a high-leverage situation

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

Cotts seems to walk guys

in ANY situation though.. so has to be an improvement..

Im a better option to Cotts

Im left handed just the wrong gender

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

can u lay down a bunt?

But then she'd try to leg it out and get hurt

And we’d have to endure 17,000 more posts about how that’s not what she’s getting paid to do, and blah blah blah Zcakes

True

plus I’d be hurt the DFA MCF post.

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

oops...

what button did I accidentally push that posted that while I was in the middle of editing the subject line???

hea = he’s going to be a

I saw him pitch against Nashville in Des Moines last week...

He looked like he had good stuff. His velocity is 92-94 and he mixes in some offspeed stuff.

So I see Scales and Soto did ok today.

How’d everybody else look?

chitownhawkeye - May 14, 2009 reply

Like they were walking

Seriously – 10BB

Yeah, what a bunch of loafers.

Too much base-clogging

Dusty would have hated this game.

danimal15 - May 14, 2009 reply

No Cub homers, either.

He’d have gone through a case of toothpicks.

Slackers.

No hustle at all on this team.

/sarcasm

chitownhawkeye - May 14, 2009 reply

demp even had a few RBI's

All right, kids

I’m hungry – think I’ll go get a hot dog or something.

Nice sweep.

CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) - May 14, 2009 reply

I love seeing

the bottom of the order coming through.

2 hits each from the 6-9 hitters!

Im happy for Bobby Scales

I just keep on expecting the league to catch up to him.

mjk83 - May 14, 2009 reply

It catches up to everyone

Let’s hope he can adjust and just enjoy the ride.

louslovechild - May 14, 2009 reply

Where's the recap?