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Friday's Cubs/Astros Game Postponed; Rescheduled For July 30 At 1:20 PM

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Baseball has been very, very good to me.
First!?
Woohoo!

Everyone else does it so I figure why not me?

I have no baseball to watch tonight now. Damnit!

Dave got you
but he said first first

so he wins

But I was thinking "First" when I typed that.
thinking out loud?
Yeah, my co-workers think I'm nuts.
Just your co-workers?
Crazy people are more interesting.

I’ve never heard a crazy person been accused of being boring.

Why thank you.
Nah, pretty much everyone.
I know! :(

I rushed home to see this game. sigh

Oooooh, a rain out thread!

New and exciting! What does this new thread offer over the old one?

And how many Overflows will there be?
Depends on whether we cleaned out our gutters.
I can send a plumber to unclog them
Nothing much...just water realted content.

Like This.

I'm calling your supervisor and recommending you be promoted.
Geez, Ultra Slo is right.
organizational policies

prohibit browsing to this page.

thats awesome

i could watch that for hours

Sucks.

Now how am I going to pass the next 3.5 hours at work?

On this thread. Where else?
Listen to yesterdays game again?
You can vote in my new poll

I know which one you’ll pick . . .

Good news: Cubs can't lose

Bad news: Guess I gotta work.

I guess I can go read the Theriot takes steroids news now!
What?

Are some morons starting that to show they have the brains of cantelopes?

NO that’s not fair TO CANTELOPES!

It's not steroids

He just uses Milton Bradley’s bat. That’s not illegal yet.

I just read that stupid article
Linky?

It’s not like we have anything better to do.

It's in the tribune

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/05/theriot-responds-to-being-named-steroids-suspect.html

The original article was by Rick Telander in the Sun-Times.

Link in my comment below.

wait

BLou = Rick Telander?

Also:

Reed Johnson then interrupted the interview by handing Theriot an ice cream bar.

“Just one of these a day,” Johnson said with a straight face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

RJ

is awesome!!

Good quote from Lou in Sullivan's article
“Isn’t that crazy?” Piniella said. "Look, when the wind is blowing out at Wrigley and you can show some bat speed and get the ball up in the pull field, you’re going to get rewarded.

“The biggest problem with the steroid thing is not that the people took steroids. It’s that the people that haven’t get tainted, along with everyone else… And that’s why, truthfully, when they named Alex (Rodriguez), I thought it was unfair. They should’ve named all 103 (players who tested positive in 2003).
I completely agree with Lou

I really wish all the names would come out so we could just get over it.

I said this as well earlier

about how Theriot is likely just showing he knows how to hit at WF. Both his HRs the other day were pop ups that the win carried

Some of them

maybe “cheap wrigley HRs” but the first couple he hit were bombs.

I just chalked it up to Riot finally pulling the ball occassionally.

But what about the gusy who took

but just weren’t taking at the time of that test? Just because you weren’t found guility doens’t mean you are innocent.

but now that theres testing

its a little easier to give them the benifet of the doubt on it.

i’m as jaded as anyone, i pretty much assume everyone’s on something… but i really don’t care.

I guerss I'm saying

that releasing the names has nothing to do with getting over it. It would tarnish those 103 (and break a promise that was made to them) and enhance the rest that arent’ named. But those named could be as guilty as the 103.

I think releasing the names

would help us get over it.

from my personal perspective, those 100 someodd names waiting to come out feels like another shoe waiting to drop. Who knows who all is on that list? Could be a bunch of nobodies… but if they are somebodies, its time for them to all come out so that we can start putting Bonds, etc in perspective.

but...

wouldn’t you figure if they were sombodies they would have been leaked at the same time or soon after ARod? I know ARod has a tendency to be a polarizing figure and his always polished and sometimes calculating answers to journalist’s questions may have made him a particularly attractive target, but who’s left? The only real name of significance left that could come out of that list that would be devastating would be Pujols and maybe Big Papi.

Nope

The fact that Arod was leaked says nothing to me.

People expect the worst of the best players… and general consesus was Arod = best.

There are 102 names still out there. Impossible to tell who they are or aren’t, until all of them come out.

I wouldn't be surprised

to find out that the person who leaked A-Rod’s name didn’t have something personal against him.

Maybe it was Guy Ritchie.

The double negative screwed me up

I wouldn’t be surprised if the person who leaked A-Rod’s name had something personal against him.

Guy did pretty well in the settlement

and got rid of the slut so I don’t think he holds a grudge against A-Rod

Not sure if she's still a slut, but

she is starting to look like the crypt keeper.

OK, I get that

If it’s inevitable, they might as well put it out there and I can see how it gets part of the way.

I’m a big believer that unless people are satisfied that the truth has come out, it won’t go away. I don’t think that naming these 103 names would get to that point. It’s still an open question. Those other guys not on the list still aren’t cleared.

the new American Way.

it’s shameful.

On a reputable site?

If so, gotta link?

I understand what Telander was trying to say.

As usual, he tried to get too cute and it came off wrong. He’s trying to say that because MLB created the culture that made steroid use fashionable and didn’t do anything to stop it, that ANYONE could be suspected.

Here’s the article.

Al, Telander has become an arrogant, lazy writer.

He should be fired. Smearing someone like he did, just shows what a lousy writer he has become.
If he can’t make his point more clearly than he did, he should be fired.

Outside of Bruce Miles

are there any good sportswriters left in this city?

How many are there inside of Bruce Miles?
next time he comes around

i bet you to ask him!

That's horrible

so a few are guilty then everyone should be suspected.

That’s like saying saying since some writers are jerks maybe they all are.

many have the gulity til innocent opinion

not me, not all, but many do

There is a shrowd upon the league.

But to say that the Riot should be suspected is just plain wrong.

Telandar is right

How do we know who’s clean and who isn’t? They’ve obstructed so much that no one knows. Thome, Griffey, Thomas … who can be sure?

We don't.

But to put Ryan Theriot under that cloud is laughable.

Yeah, if Theriot

were on steroids, more of his throws would make it to first base in the air :P

It is laughable

and I think that’s what Telandar (very poorly) was trying to say.

Bob Ryan was criticised a few years ago for associating Nomar and steroids, but those claims seem a bit more plausible now, don’t they?

Theriot no roids?

Oh, come on. If the writer really is suggesting that because he punched out a few HR’s that he’s on roids, that is ridiculous.

If Theriot hits 50 HR this season, then sure, question him.

.....

I was really looking forward to the Cubs pounding Moehler again today,

Probably won’t even be in the rotation come July.

He might not be in the rotation come tomorrow.
True.

I was surprised to see him in there today against us after what we did to him…

Does Bradley serve tomorrow then?
Affirmative.
I finally get to see a game...

and its rained out.

Starting to think the universe hates me.

my same thought

Mark and I were gonna hang out together this afternoon and watch baseball. Most of the games I listen to.

I totally rushed home to see it

sigh how boring.

It's Bewitched!

What are the odds Durwood gets turned into something?

About 100%.

Could we get him turned into a left-handed relief pitcher who can get people out?

I'll ask Endora

When Agnes Moorhead grew up, the Cubs would have been the closest team to her. Maybe she was a Cubs fan.

Let us know!
I used to describe my former boss as a mixture of Endora and Al Davis.
Official press release on the rainout
Today’s game between the Chicago Cubs and Houston Astros at Wrigley Field has been postponed due to the forecast for inclement weather throughout the afternoon and evening.

The game has been rescheduled for Thursday, July 30 at 1:20 p.m. The Cubs and Astros were already scheduled to play a three-game series at Wrigley Field July 27-29.

Fans are encouraged to retain their tickets from today’s game until further information is available regarding ticket policies for the July 30 make-up game.

Information regarding ticket policies for the make-up game will be posted on www.cubs.com as soon as it is available.
Wow, so that'll be a seven-game, in-division homestand.

Three games vs. the Reds, then four vs. the ’Stros.

what about

those people who already entered?

What about them?

Until they decide what to do with the original tickets, everyone should hold on to theirs.

Exactly

Now that they scan the bar code and don’t tear the stubs, it’s a computer issue.

Strange that they couldn't just reset all the barcodes.
Don't see why they can't.

Used to be a whole new printing was needed, now it’s much simpler.

I guess the issue is...

… that once the gates are opened, people might lose their tickets, they could get ruined in the rain, etc. I suspect season ticket holders will use the “rainout ticket” we got with our season ticket package, for others, who knows?

Rain, what rain?

http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/centgrtlakes.php

Trust me.

It’s pouring here, and I live two miles from Wrigley.

as I said on another thread

This storm stretches all the way to the land of Oz. It will be raining for hours.

wow

all the way across IN & IL into the distance. Impressive.

Hope the car windows are up!

We;re supposed to fly to New York tonight for a wedding tomorrow. Wish us luck.

For anyone

who still needs their baseball fix today, I suggest you watch the Royals game. Why? Greinke is starting. ’Nuff said.

Hm, good idea.

I haven’t been getting anywhere near my money’s worth out of my mlb.tv subscription.

Unfortunately...

… it doesn’t start till 7:10 tonight.

And it looks like they might get rained out too:

Tonight: Showers and thunderstorms likely before 1am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 55. North northwest wind 7 to 10 mph increasing to between 15 and 18 mph. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%. New rainfall amounts between a quarter and half of an inch possible.
Wait that's in Kansas.

Yup, my window to the outside world confirms it. Cloudy and rainy.

84 and Sunny here

they should move the Cubs to Austin, TX to avoid the rain

Or build a retractable roof.
which would be great to watch...

if i could actually watch.

finally a game on a channel i get… and no game b/c of rain.

Let's all go over to the Royal SBNation site and be Royals fans in their gamethread....

BCB field trip!

Game's not until 7 central...
Awww man.

I was about to head over to the Royals Review.

And look above.

They might also get rained out.

make sure you mention this

cracked me up: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/royals_unable_to_find

LOL

Good one.

i also love

how they blame selig

Speaking of America's Finest News Source

This is from a while ago, but it cracked me up. Not sure if it got posted here at the time – if so, sorry for the repeat:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cubs_to_continue_tradition

hope he starts twice

against the dirty birds

This is what drives me crazy about the Cubs sometimes

They call the game at 1:15 when it was painfully obvious way before that that it wasn’t going to be played. Instead of jerking the fans around, why not just call it at 11:00?

Beer sales?
Beer scales?
I think he's earned one.
he's missing a start.

that stinks.

Agreed

I was hoping he would tie the Cubs record for consecutive games with a hit to start a career

I was just thinkin' the same thing.

Not only at Wrigley, but also in the surrounding bars. Murphy’s has got to be packed right now.

I sold 29 beers in 3 hours of work.

Yes, they opened the doors today to sell food and drinks. I agree that it is a disservice to the fans.

Cubs have a contemporary history of waiting and waiting and waiting to call games. Sometimes it works, i.e. Wednesday; sometimes it doesn’t, i.e. today, or last year when stands were full and the Tornado sirens went off .

On the southside, they cancelled opening day and missed a 55 deg.F sunny day. However, employees and fans would not have had to go to the park today.

They had to lose money today by opening the park.

If that’s all you sold, they probably spent more to pay everyone to work, than they took in via concessions.

What were they handing out today?

I remember standing in the rain waiting for the game to get called just so I could get my Sosa Bobblehead.

No giveaways today.

Tomorrow they are giving out camouflage Cubs caps.

How was the golf towel?

I thought that’d be something I’d like.

It's a small white towel...

… with a Cubs logo and a Bud Light ad on it.

Pretty yawn-inducing.

That sucks.

The golf club cover they gave out last year was pretty nice.

If you dropped one of those in the ivy, would it disappear?

Discuss.

DAMNIT!!!

This sucks donkey balls. Seriously.

Wait, seriously?
I really thought they'd get the game in today

Then again, it’s not really that bad where I’m at – must be worse downtown.

Still: SHIT

of course...

it’s just not right if it’s not seriously…

could you see how bad it would be if they did it laughingly?

I'm sure there are videos...
I'm just glad you didn't write "Literally."
coz

that would be an invitation to SWL

Hmmmm

I seem to recall a story that I once heard about a Woman, a Donkey and Tijuana.

Wait for it.....
Well crap. I

guess I’ll clean or something.

yep

looks like laundry time for me.

damn. i really wanted to put that off for another day.

I TOOK THIS AFTERNOON

off…..To watch the game Oh well lawn to cut,,,,

Yeah there goes both the game and that whole 'gonna cut the lawn when I get home' thing I had going on...
I trust you don't live in Chicago

our where you planning to cut the lawn under water ?

No, I do - but I planned all this YESTERDAY. :)
Rainouts....

See...

the rain ever ruined that photoshoot. They should have just rescheduled it for when they could have a better shot.

VERY

localized storm.

Everyone has to root for Brewers tonight

All thing being more or less equal standings wise so CARDINALS MUST LOSE. Heck I would root for the Brewers even if Brewers were five games behind the Cardinals. For people of my “generation” THE CARDINALS ARE THE EVIL EMPIRE , the Brewers are an AL team that we are playing a whole lot of interleague games against. Damn those monkey schedulers. Do not let them fool you , the Cardinals AND THE METS are the enemy, our divisional rivals, the Brewers have a nice park we can use when the weather is bad.

GO BREW CREW.

for me,

the mets are the evil empire…. hated watching mookie, lennie, keith, darryl and the like.

Cardinals and Mets are Co Emperors of the Evil Empire

I won’t choose one over the other.

An AL team that just happens to be in the NL Central.

Give it up, Jessica. They are divisional rivals.

Nevertheless, I do want them to beat the Cardinals 2 of 3.

Sorry I will never fully accept the Brewers as an NL team

and in any event they will never rise to any level of hatred towards them. Mild annoyance at best.

So does that mean you'll sell off your tickets...

… if the Cubs ever play them in the NLCS?

If so

I’ll buy them. ;)

No I will just assume it is the WS

and not the NLCS

So what happens when they beat the Brewers?

You’d give me your World Series tickets then, right?

I am only rooting for an 18 innning game.
My mind agrees with you...

…but my stomach has warned me that uttering that phrase could produce an unpleasant result.

I have a hard enough time

rooting for my kid’s team that’s named “Brewers.” I’ll hope for a long, extra-inning game that exhausts both bullpens, so they can split the series, and have the Cards beat up for our games with them.

Exactamundo.

We shouldn’t root for either team – we should root for short starts, high pitch counts, multiple relievers and extra innings.

is it wrong to hope for suspensions, too?

I could see Braun getting hit at some point in the series, touching off a whole new Brewers-Cardinals feud. LaRussa is smart enough to lure Macha into one of those.

I can't say

as I would REGRET seeing him get hit. But I wouldn’t hope for it.

Not hurt, just hit

A nice bruise on the ribs would be fine.

His eyes are bigger than Prince's stomach
So he orders too much food for Prince?
I wouldn't wish hitting upon someone

(ok, in some instances I would condone it). But, should those two teams decide to engage in some sophomoric beanballing, I wouldn’t be opposed.

I'm thinking it happens at some point this season
At the rate Macha complains...

it’s bound to happen.

That's a good question.

I know it’s inappropriate to root for injuries, but root for suspensions…? Hm, a true moral dilemma.

maybe

LaRussa can breathe near an ump. That’ll serve two purposes — get suspended, and get the ump drunk on fumes. :P

Umpires are getting handsy enough

without the drinking, it seems.

Make sure

not to cross your legs at the bar!

For Cub fans who grew up in Wisconsin

The Brewers are the enemy. No ifs, ands or buts. This was true even when they were in the AL.

It's more true now.
+1
After last weekend,

I wish nothing but doom on the Brewers.
Macha is a hack. Braun is an ass.

Go Cardinals.

Are you from Wisconsin?
I'm sure it is

All I had to endure the Bambi’s Bombers/Harvey’s Wallbangers era while the Cubs were trotting out Jerry Martin and Scot Thompson.

Sounds like you're a couple of years ahead of me

Still, I heard crap all the time. In 1984 and 1989, I was accused of jumping on the bandwagon . . . .

Which is part of the reason

everyone I know knows I’m a Cubs fan. It’s practically, “Hi, I’m Jeremiah, I love the Cubs, and you are?”

82 Brew Crew was OK by me

I liked a lot of those guys on the team, like Molitor and Yount and Fingers and (don’t shoot me) Ted Simmons. And if Fingers wasn’t hurt they beat the Cards in the Series.

Eh.

Until the change-over to the NL, the Brewers were my AL team, and the Cubs were my NL team. Once Bud decided that Milwaukee just had to be in the same division as the Cubs, I had a choice to make.

I chose correctly.

You chose

wisely.

You clearly weren't tormented

by kids who thought that only losers cheered for the Cubs.

I was once beaten up and had my Cub jacket ripped by Brewer “fans.” (admittedly, they were more thugs than fans, but still . . .)

Couple of points there
  1. I moved out of Wisconsin before anybody really achieved “thug” status. We were more concerned about baseball cards at the time.
  2. Before I moved, I had established my cred by kicking the crap out of the big jackass in school. And got away with it.

I also didn’t live in SE Wisconsin – I probably would have caught some hell for it in high school, but I’m guessing that would have stopped once I started talking Brewers baseball just as well as Cubs baseball. I think I would have been fine, but I really couldn’t say.

In Wisconsin, I thought baseball was just there

to kill time between football and huntin’ season….

Maybe we can all go up there a play today while the weather is bad?
I swore I hit reply!
to yourself.
you better not hit reply....

the fanpost police might come for you.

Reply hits back.

Careful…

Only you can stop Reply abuse.
come on already

GET A ROOF!

you gonna pay for it?
I'm paying for the Astros

pay for your own

should abandon our beautiful stadium

build a new one somewhere a million miles away from anything… just for the 5 games a year when its too crappy to tough out?

makes perfect sense!

sounds good to me
What?

I can’t hear you over that logo.

I keed, I keed….kind of.

you know you love it
Only on an ESPN Instant Classic

with Nolan pitching…

I've seen worse

McBaseball!!!!!!!!1
I'm glad you brought this up, SB

I can’t stand the Cubs blue tops and the Mets eleventy-three different ones, but I still dig the Technicolor uni’s from the 70s. The Astros, Pirates, Padres, and of course the White Sox “pilgrim” outfits and our Cubs blue-with-white pinstripe numbers.

Groovy

Can’t say I’m on board with a lot of that, especially the Cub road jammies, but I agree with the blue tops — get rid of ’em!

Times change

I’ve seen polls that ask for these unis to return, dumping the current ones which have been derided as “generic.”

Then they can look like their fans that live in Santee...

next they can wear caps with the upward curved bill and wallet chains.

Sorry, man, we're in love.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over

the jumbotron in your 2/3 empty stadium flashing MAKE SOME NOISE.

There’s plenty of noise when the Cubs are in town…

I can see you, though.

Because you’re standing on that RIDICULOUS HILL in centerfield.

sure he's not being the giant

di pole?

As per the BCB fairness doctrine...equal time is honored for sexy water pics.

Thanks SWL

Now everyone knows I forgot my pants this morning. I’m so embarrassed.

why, thank you
Looks like

someone is smuggling a chicken breat in his pants.

^breast
Where? Where?
Dave

are your hungry?

Now that you mention it...
For Tube Steak?
Not sure I'm comfortable with where this is going.
I know

I’m not

and chicken nuggets too i bet.
Nugget singular,

it’s a John Kruk before picture.

DEALBREAKER!
Appreciated.
Do you think the Cubs might....

change the Wed, July 29th game to a night game since it will no longer be a getaway day?

They have a night game left to allocate.

That's a possibility.
There is NO day baseball today anywhere.

So we truly are SOL. Unless someone with a Playstation wants to run a sim game and give us the play-by-play. Just throwin’ that out there.

Now whatever happened to the good 'ole imagination?

We don’t need no stinkin video game!

http://peoriapundit.com/blogpeoria/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/soto.jpg

Not sure if this will work.

Here

what did I do wrong?
put the link

between ! and in the big box.

TWSS!
I could write a thesis on this one.
Thanks.

I was just about to do the same thing.

ok I give up

grrr

paste the link

where you’ve said “grr”.. and then put exlamation points on either end of it.

Take the URL of the photo and copy it.

Then click the image icon at the top of the comment box. Paste the URL into the popup that appears. Click “post”.

This is almost as much fun as a baseball game.
OK, damnit - you cancel the Cubs game, instead of Elisha Cuthbert, you get THIS:

Oh, that's just wrong.
I would say it provides a good laugh, but I think it still frightens me...
dude

we’re not the reason its raining!

ow. my eye!

It's not even 2:30 and you're already putting up the naked Stoney pic?

Oooh, the silent treatment.

That stings.

not as much as this is frustrating me

but before I waste anymore posts. I give up. I obviously am not meant to do this.

b/c I copied and pasted it into the link box and added !! on each side. It still didn’t work. Try it just in the subject heading then here.

ooh

not in the link box. Just in the big box itself.

And just one exclamation point on each side.
I'm doing one ! on each side

This is worth the EXTREME amount of mocking I will get from Badger
and another FYI

hit preview before you post… that way you can see if it came up without all the mocking later. :-P

Yes! Yes!

Home run!!!

YEAH!!!!!

Well Done!!

That was def worth the wait-Yea.
Nice red x!

At least that’s what shows up here

I don't care if that is what you get...........
Better than

“!!”

This is almost more entertaining than a baseball game.

… almost.

Infinately more exciting

than what passed as rain day theater on Ch 9.

Maury and the DNA tests! Thrilling.

No 'Blues Brothers'?

Jerks.

The fact that this entertained you all

won’t compare to how much it will entertain my computer software engineer boyfriend in my real life.

*giggle*

He’ll be proud though.

after he stops laughing maybe
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
yeah

don’t blow your wad yet.

we need a bigger logo
Ok, that's enough to make me leave, and heave.
note to Al:

put this picture at the top of every thread.

Uh, no, we want most people to stay.

Crawdad > Stoney nekkid

The coward speaks.
Just when I think you couldn't be anymore pompous and juvenile....

you go and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Saddle up, partner!
Don't stop there, you're on a roll.
As you know...

… yesterday I made several positive comments about the Cubs and I said…

the NL (has) so many very weak teams – Pirates, Astros, Nationals, Rockies, D-Backs & Padres

That is a baseball comment, and from what I see, a fact. The Coward was itching for a fight (or just plain itchy) and said that the six AL teams with the lowest w/l percentage were equally as bad. That’s BS and no one in sided with The Coward and The Coward refused to answer specific, direct questions on his assertion (perhaps not even himself believing his moronic assertion). The Coward ran and hid. Hence his name, The Coward.

Maybe

THIS will finally get the talk of “DeRosa: Our Savior” done?

There are seven players aged 33 and older who switched teams last winter who have posted an OPS below .750: Orlando Cabrera, David Eckstein, Ramon Hernandez, Edgar Renteria, Jason Giambi, Mark DeRosa and Bobby Abreu.
Abreu?

He got off to a good start, too.

No home runs.

5 doubles, 1 triple and a bunch of singles.

Sounds like he’s turned into a player formerly known as The Riot. Maybe they were switched in the offseason?

!!

maybe Al can have some classes for posting
There are tips on the links posted on the right sidebar.
I know, just thought I'd give em a hard time too
I've read those before I tried this ... thats what makes it so pathic
See instructions above.
You're like the Mark Reynolds of picture posting.
This

is actually getting pretty entertaining :D.

There is a mystery as to what picture you are trying to post. We should hold a contest to see who can guess right.

??redux

Maddie decided today was the day to learn

how the photo thing works.

Nothing better to do in the rain, I guess. :-P

All this rain makes me want to take a nap.

sigh….I wish it were Saturday.

Have fun, everyone.

I am taking advantage of this free afternoon to go see “Star Trek”.

may the force be with you
+1

I will watch Empire to spite Trek.

take your pointy ears, ewoks rock!
Yub yub!
live long and perspire
Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
I know

my girlfriend always tells me not to go into hyperdrive too early.

Strange.

Mine’s mad I’m always hanging out with old hermits who live alone and claims I’m too close with my sister.

You've got a sister fetish? ooh kinky
But I don't know she's my sister yet.

She’s just using me to make the much older scoundrel fella jealous.

Those movies are frakked up come to think of it.

I think the unedited porn version

had Luke, Leia and an Ewok get it on. With Yoda watching in the background.

Now theres an image for you. :)

No ideas, SWL.

But you know what they say, if this landspeeder’s a-rockin…

thanks for stopping by

with the visual aids

Hard to her

give it, yessss!

Judge me by my size, do you?

Hmph.

I'll never join you!

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!

ROFL

That one will keep me laughing all day long.

Well played.

What if he doesn't survive?

He’s worth a lot to me.

(Well done, drew. You just won every prize ever.)

Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.
I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.
Ever make your way

as far into the interior as Coruscant?

You're lucky you don't taste very good.
If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this

he’d be very grumpy.

Someone must’ve told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.

Use the force not with heavy hands

but little nudges, apprentice!

What she said, that is. Yeesssssss.

I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.
And I thought they smelled bad

on the outside!

So. You got your reward and you're just leaving, then?
Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.
I have you now...
It came from... behind!
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
That's no moon.
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Great kid, don't get cocky!
I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station.
It surrounds us and penetrates us.
twss
Don't act so surprised, your highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
You went over my helmet?

Sorry, just thought it was time to change things up

Let go, Luke!
Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!
When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?
I have a very bad feeling about this.
Negative, negative. It didn't go in.

It just impacted on the surface.

I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
No thanks, Artoo

I’d like to keep it on manual for a while.

There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Mudhole? Slimy?

My home this is!

Hey, point that thing somewhere else!
The Empire will compensate you, if he dies. Put him in.
Are you kidding?

Luke is the best bush pilot in the Outer Rim territories.

You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
Hm, the force is strong in ths one.
You think I'd let you take all the credit

and get all the reward?!

Red Six: I can hold it.
Biggs: Pull up!
Red Six: No, I’m all right… ahhh!

Stay on target!

Stay on target!

"Sorry about the mess..."
this is gonna be a real short trip. Okay, hit it! this is gonna be a real short trip. Okay, hit it!
He's as clumsy as he is stupid.
They're coming in too fast!
Nice lightsabor
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
"Happens to every guy sometimes this does"
When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.
Luke: What's in there?

Yoda: Only what you take with you.

Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
It's a trap!
There is no try.

Only do, or do not.

I have my orders from the Emperor himself.

He has something special planned for them. We only need to keep them from escaping.

I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.
This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm.

Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping – hold on. Grab it, almost…you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!

Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!
That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.
This will forever be known as the Star Wars Rainout Thread.

You think Al can put it under the BCB Specials on the main page?

is that a euphamism?

It’s possible he came in through the south entrance.

Watch that cross fire boys.
Get outta there, Wedge,

you can’t do anymroe good back there!

If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit.
I never heard of them hitting anything this big before.
Backdoor, huh? Good idea.
You can't go in there, It's restricted!
I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.

Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.
Negative. Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.
Control, control! You must learn control!
We're approaching Mons Venus. Put it into warp drive.
Cut the Chatter, Red Two!
I recognized your foul stench
I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
Artoo, come back!

You’re not finished with me yet!

Damn red x.
oh, heck.

it’s the only picture on this page.

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2732770

More work-computer blocked goodness.

A for effort bud.

this sure beats working...

Star Wars Kid!

Is it sad that I’m making lightsaber noises right now?

Amazingly so.
I'm cool with it.
Yoda, Did you extend your lightsabor?

fail, darn picture didn't center
I think it's cos

this reply sequence is too overtaxed.

me too

I’m out of quotes, tried to go with pictures. That’s not working either.

Maybe I should do something productive now.

I'm stuck at work for the next 90 minutes.

I ain’t going nowhere.

Productivity is for losers.

Got done with my real work

Now I’ve got administrivia to worry about.

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Feel, don't think.

Use your instincts.

Evacuate? In our moment of TRIUMPH?
Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
I don't seem to recall ever owning any droids...
This is where the fun begins.
I never knew I had it in me!
This oil bath is going to feel so good!
They told me they fixed it! It's not my fault!
You’ve got something jammed in here real good
YAHOO!! Alright, you're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this baby and go home!!
I'm taking an awful risk here, Vader.

This had better work.

We don't have time to discuss this in committee!
You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
I'm not afraid.

Oh, you will be… You will be.

I can pay you two thousand now

plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan.

Aren't you a little short

for a Storm Trooper?

uh oh

2 K/Calicubs in the same spot at the same time.

A paradox! A Paradox!

I think you mean

A paradox! A pair-of-docks!

A pair-of-docs
Docks works, though.

Two ships coming into port and neither acquiesces to the other. You’d definitely want a pair of docks.

nice to work in your name there, good going
Two general practictioners = a pair 'o docs

atsa good one, boss….

Whoa. My brain just exploded.
two drakes = a pair o' ducks
Nano nano.

I like that Beck album, actually.
It's so good. :)
with all the star wars references right now...

at least they’re not parodying the undiscovered country

If I were human, I believe my response would be "go to hell"

IF I were human, that is.

No offense Tootie - that's a line from Star Trek VI
yeah,

that was from spock… knew that.

phew!

Nobody replied after I said that so I thought I pissed you off! :-p

nah,

just searching the intarwebz for software for work.

by the way

it’s
TOOTLE
not
TOOTIE

Tootie?

I'd settle for one season of Molly Ringwald
Antibiotics will clear that up.
So will the makeup game

automatically be a WGN broadcast?

God I hope so
Probably.

But we won’t know till later.

And to further bug you

any idea if that means it’s guaranteed for the Superstation? Cos Z’s no-no wasn’t last year.

That was only because it was a Sunday night game.
That's right.

I thought maybe it was due to such short notice but I do recall that now.

Sigh

I guess I’ll go be productive. Later.

Its simple

Do what they did in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. Pretend you are watching the game. Scales hits it, far and deep, wow a home run for Bobby Scales. Up next is the hot hitting D Lee. Look out, nearly hit him in the head. the count 0-2, wait how can the count be 0-2 when one pitched nearly hit his noggin. Oh he swung at it. I guess he is not that hot after all.

Anyone going to watch the Cards/Brewers later?

If so, can we get together for a thread during that? I really need some baseball time today.

Chicago cubs baseball is on the internets...

this game is brought to you by the letter E and the number 6.

Their opponents today are the Sesame Street Brawlers.

I predict a huge game from Snuffleupagus.
That Big Bird

can really wing it.

thought it was supposed to say

Murton is a AAAA player.

No "Pitching Is King"?
He hadn't really latched onto that phrase quite yet when I made that.
Updates

Theriot is juiced
Scales has peaked
Miles Can’t be Traded
Lou is a god
Lee is Done
Bradley was a bad signing
blah……

You forgot...

… Peavy!

Ahh, how could I?
Soto is an ex-juicer.
Oh man...that takes me back.

I guess you have to change the name in the middle, though.

oh, my

memories…

Also if you need a baseball fix

Science Friday on NPR did a thing about baseball stats/science today for the first hour. You can listen here after 6pm EST:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=104183256

*Warning, lots of talk about the new Yankee Stadium, but still very cool.

Speaking of the Yankees:

why are they so special as to merit a special patch in place of the MLB logo on their hats?

There's no MLB logo on caps.

It’s the new Yankee Stadium logo.

Right.

Why are they allowed that? Or is “They’re the Yankees” sufficient.

I think the Mets have one, too.

And so have a lot of teams that have opened new parks.

I haven't seen the Mets with one.

Just that horrific sleeve patch. Every new stadium gets a patch but I’ve never seen a team with one on the hat like the Yanks have now.

Hmm.

I thought I had. Could be wrong.

This

article makes it sound like it’s their choice and MLB had no say in it.

You're right.

Had not seen that before.

It's still odd they would allow it though

when, IIRC, MLB has bitched about how big the numbers written on a hat to honor a deceased player could be.

Very interesting indeed.

Exceptionalism annoys me.

Steinbrenner says what?
the mets have

something on their hats, yes.

Bird dung.
no

that’s Rich Hill.

Looks like it's

on the side. At least they still have the MLB logo.

I can't believe that I'm posting more on a postponed thread

than a real game thread.

no worries of that

premature adulation that occurs in those tense game threads. :P

there's pills you can take for that
Think about baseball.
You can swing all night.
if adulation

lasts for more than three hours, see a lounge singer.

and now that it's lunchtime

see y’all later.

May the Force and the Cubs be with you.
what's the new rotation?

marshall is posted as saturday’s starter.

is wells the spare innings guy until a decision is reached when z gets back?

I heard their gonna skip Marshall and put him in the pen.

Wells starts tomorrow. Everyone else stays the same.

Great

now I won’t get to see Harden or Bradley.

Bring back "Name That Cub"
for those of you

thinking, ‘the game is rained out, i wonder how rocky roquet is doing’

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Rocky%20Roquet&pos=P&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=503352

at least his era splits are equal in day games and night games.

maybe ‘or financial considerations’ would make it a good deal.

Peoria is also rained out

for all you Chiefs fans out there.

Reed Johnson

posts in his blog.

http://reedjohnson.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/drumsticks_hamburgers_and_fren.html

Theriot’s thing is hamburgers. He eats a lot of Drumsticks. Have you seen those ice cream things? I’ve seen him eat French toast. I just follow him around and try to eat whatever he eats. He’ll occasionally take his shirt off and go in the weight room but he just works beach muscles. It’s not functional stuff that would help you on the baseball field. He goes in there and does bi’s and tri’s and chest, and then checks out his spray tan in the mirror.

I could barely follow a word of that.
ReJo

is pretty stream-of-conciousness.

That is freakin' hilarious.
bummer

rainout, what a bummer

All I could find on my HDD recorder...

Good morning, and so sorry I missed the first chance to watch Cubs game this year – postponed, and I was sleeping…
Anyway, I found my HDD recorder wisely keeps short 20min live report from Wrigley, showing rainy field and outside street, today’s lineup, and Dome’s highlight reel and comparison of his stats against last year’s….

Dome’s number comparison above shows ave, HR, RBI and OBP.

Hope I can have next chance…

Just seeing the screencap...

… with the Cubs lineup in Japanese was worth this entire thread.

No doubt

That’s very cool.

A rainout post with 540 comments?! Nowhere else on SBNation, folks.
Adrian Gonzalez just hit another one out

thats 15 on the season now

He really is

.. better than the rest of that team put together isn’t he?

The Brewers-Cardinals game

has just been officially postponed too now…

and the best part is

Each of them wasted a good starter. WHAT A SHAME.

It's sad...

when bad things happen to nice teams

So what's the meaning

of your screen name?

SD 1 Cin 0

at the end of 3.

So how many more homers is Adrian going to need to hit tonight for them to actually win this one?

Does anyone know..

… where I could get a Hoffpauir jersey??

So when Aramis is available to play again...

should he start or will he just be Scales’ backup??

Luis Vizcaino

.. faced one batter in the bottom of the 9th for the Indians tonight…

.. and gave up a walk-off homerun to BJ Upton.

So maybe Hendry does get something right now and then?

FOILED AGAIN

I was JUST about to hit post on MY post of same. Jeez 9000 miles away and you beat me.

sorry.. :)

so what IS the meaning of your screen name? Enquiring minds want to know..

Ah you are newcomer

It is a double entendre. I am shall we say a BIG fan of Greg )Maddux ( um you could check this out (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2007/2/1/92435/72323). Maddux nick named Mad Dog was known as “doggie” to his
fellow players. Many people on the list assumed that “Doggie Stalker” was only a reference to Maddux but in fact I am OBSESSED with the four legged variety and they are a little easier to stalk. I can’t have one of my own ( not enough space, time or money) but I am notorious for going after everyone I see on the street and I have never been closer than about 6 feet ( warming up once in Spring Training) to the “human” Doggie. Long story but there it is.
Also though Al and I disagree on the circumstances I had my real name, Jessica “stolen” by some poster in the A’s SB blog when BCB became a part of it. She was “grandfathered in” and they insist that no one on the ENTIRE SB Nation of baseball blogs can have the same name.

ahhh..

I maybe should’ve guessed the Maddux connection, given your signature line…

.. and I share my home with 3 canines.. one shown in my profile pic… :)

What a LOVELY dog you have there

and so well dressed. I am still in the stone age re posting graphics but if you check out my profile you will see
my previous sig. I kept it for a year but decided to change it. I might put it back though. Maybe rotate new ones in too.
You can never have too many things by or about Maddux.

why thank you..

.. if only he smelled as good as he looks.. lol

I’ve bookmarked that Maddux post for later reading. Looks like a whole dissertation on him! :)

I think half a day would probably be enough time to read it.
ugh..

someone else can post the bad news from SD…

Adrian’s gonna need to hit at least 2 more solo shots now..

SD has taken the lead back

5-3 now.. still batting in bottom of 7th

Reds lose 5-3

Beat you Canberra

We're even then...

very good result though!

I think we are the only ones left

Rest of BCB is out partying on Sat night.

FYI you heard it here first

RICH HILL GETS HIS FIRST START OF THE SEASON TOMORROW.

I really want him to do well. Then maybe Roberts wil be our PTBNL

sorry..

wandered off and had a shower

but wait, I'm confused..

was pretty sure I was ahead in the time-zone department, and it’s only Sat afternoon here.

Or do BCBers party so hard that Sat night parties start on Friday?

Well in NYC they start Friday at 6PM

and go to noon Sat but I stay away and watch Cub games.
Hey isn’t it Saturday there yet ? Oh what only 18 hours ahead ?

actually only 15 hours ahead of Chicago at the moment..

It varies between a 15 and 17 hour difference depending on which hemisphere is on daylight savings time…

Okay random question for anyone wandering through..

Why is it bad to call the Cubs the “good guys”?

I was lucky enough to see others make this mistake before I ever had the chance to make it (the advantage of lurking for a long time before ever posting here I guess). I’ve gathered it has something to do with the White Sox, but have no clue what the connection is…

Does anyone care to enlighten me?

Hawk Harrelson

always refers to the White Sox as “the good guys.” Makes my flesh crawl. (And if Pat Hughes did the same thing for the Cubs, it would make me feel the same way.)

I guess I can see that..

To me, it seems like a very natural thing for fans to refer to their team as “the good guys”, but would get old quickly if a broadcaster was doing it.

oh and

I also meant I could see how he’s poisoned it for those of us following a different Chicago team…

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