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Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Dodgers, Saturday 5/30, 3:10 CT

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Hows it going everybody!

Loving the cubs playing small ball!

I'm loving them winning.
this is true
Think we should post a jump?
yes
Sorry

I would have but I’m just a fat lazy teenager.

posted

Lee up to bat!

love that new thread smell!
They say that smell actually causes cancer

Wait, maybe that’s the new car smell.

like napalm?

in the morning?

What movie is that from?
I want to say Apocalypse Now

but it could be from Platoon also

yes

it’s Apocalypse Now

Never seen it
It's got a great beginning and end

but the middle drags on for what seems like forever, atleast in the redux.

Is anyone else on DirecTV?

I’m losing my signal, and it’s bright and sunny outside.

Yes

It broke up a bit but it’s been good the last 20 mins or so.

It's fine for me.
I switched over to the west coast feed.
Seeing as Demps should be done

heres his line: 7 IP, 3 H, 1 BB, 5 K, 0 R ERA down to 4.48

That's damned impressive
only 5K?

feels like more.

Larry King "hit it"?

I beg to differ.

And he copped out and didn't say "Cubbies"...

or Let’s Get Some Runs. The bastard…

"Yes!"

Not “Let’s get some runs!”

Reed

DRIVE TO LEFT! HOME RUN!!!! ONTO WAVELAND! GET OUT THE TAPE MEASURE!

Wonder if Ken got it?
JOHNSON SENDS ONE ONTO WAVELAND!

7-0, Cubs!!!!!

Reed has achieved escape velocity!
There's one for the ballhawks.
Reed Mantle is back baby
How many more celebrity encounters

will Larry King lie about??

Did we just miss RJ hitting that HR because we had to watch King????
sure seems like it
Ron says

“Our little guys are really hitting the ball”

The Fox guys just said something very similar.
I love Reed.
me too ... every game.
Told you

They’d show it

Get those kids out of here with the crap on they’re shirts in our booth!!

They just touched a preachers nerve, lol

the song is tolerable

but the bot 7 “interview” with L&B gets really irritating.

larry king: probably not even a cub fan
When did Reed trim his chin?
last week?

week before? Can’t remember.

When were the Blackhawks bounced?

I would imagine it was probably the day after that

Helloooooooooooo!
Hello to you too!

Great day for the Cubs today, 7-0 lead over LA.

Thats what im talkin bout!

im stuck with the crappy braves/dbacks

I would have Twins/Rays except I'm in Chicago today.
Me too

Little more exciting, tho

We're getting the Cubs here in DC.

Probably because the Stankees or Red Sox aren’t playing right now.

Do you know of any Cubs bars around the DC area?

I’m out in Falls Church, but new to the area…

I hope a seagull flies into Buck's mouth and shuts him up for a while
Soto walks

Scales to the plate. No outs. Guzman throwing in the pen.

Works for me

Let Guz sweep up this mess for a coupla innings.

what mess?
The Dodgers and their paltry bats
jeez

don’t jinx it! :D

when did gooze last pitch?

i’d let a garbage guy like Heilman pitch.

I reckon it was Thur night
Dodgers

make a pitching change.

King again. I HATE FOX
at least we're winning!
Hope nobody pulls a Dave Winfield...

…with all those seagulls flying around.

Didn't Randy Johnson

once kill a bird with a pitch?

i think so
yeah...

A dove flew in front of his pitch.

He was pissed because it was gonna be a good pitch. :)

that's gotta be hard to pick up the ball if you're an outfielder....

Would not be enjoying it.

Another question along thos lines...

…is this a ball or a strike?

I knew we would see this at some point.
Neither

It was a magic trick

Once was bad enough

why did we have to hear it again?

although it's its a harbinger of more HRs for the Cubs...

then I’ll listen to it on repeat.

Speaking of which...

…how do they score a ball that’s headed out but hits a seagull and falls into play?

Ground rule double?

It would be a live ball if it lands in fair terriotory.
It's still a live ball at that point
I believe it would be a ground rule double if

by some odd act of physics it bounced off the top of a seagull and went into the stands…

What if a bird

caught the ball in the air and then flew out of the park?

Would it depend on whether it flew between the foul poles or not?

Would that be an African or European seagull?
should've just let you take it
Whats the migratory pattern of the swallow?

Sparrow?

Gah! I need to match more Monty Python! i can’t quote it anymore. :-(

swallow
twhs
i was going to say that never what she says

but ya beat me to it

It was sitting there on the tee

I figured someone would take a swing… lol

Swallow?

African or European?

But it wasn't a ground-rule double

When Jose Canseco gave a fly ball a little lift and made it a home run.

Yes, but...

The ball was acted upon by a player… a bird is not a player… I’m actually not to sure about this one, but I think is most domed stadiums a ball that strikes the roof and leaves the field of play in fair territory is ruled a ground rule double, so I’d imagine similar rules would apply here.

Those ground rules are set by the teams inhabiting those stadiums

Don’t know if any team has a ground rule regarding birds

What if the bird is on the 25-man roster?
what if the bird

flies into the gatorade dispenser?

Then he'd probably take a drink.
If a bird makes contact with the ump...

…who gets the suspension?

did the ump

incite the bird with seeds?

the gull of course

umps don’t get suspensions

Leach is the new

Dodger pitcher.

Anyone wanna see juan pierre

battle some seagulls? lol

With his noodle-arm...

…if he hit a seagull in mid air, the seagull would fly on as if nothing happened and the ball would fall to the ground dead.

Lets get some more!
The seagulls must be set on a 1:20 PM start time.
Scales

GIDP. Furcal turned a nice play. Three outs.

Another DB for Scales.

Bah

he didn't have any before today

just pointing out.. :)

i thought he had one earlier today

I’m obviously confused, sorry

Scales grounds into a double play.

To the eighth inning we go!

WTF, FOX even controls my iphone video updates.

rat bastards!

Stupid stupid MLB
Aww... Susan Boyle lost Britain's Got Talent
Did the little boy win?
now hip hop dancers Diversity did
Blanco at second, Angel Guzman in to pitch.
Kemp

fouls one away. 0-2.

Kemp

lines one to left. The first lead-off hitter for the Dodgers to get on base.

those seagulls crack me up
Jimmy Hoffman

to bat.

Jimmy Hoffa?
Kemp singles.

The outfielders are battling something that looks like a Hitchcock film.

Jimmy wants a shutout!

Of course I’ll take a good old fashioned win…

Hoffman

GIDP. VERY NICE 5-4-3!

Two outs

Pierre to the plate.

The Andy White Fan Club starts here!
I kept thinking "what's Henry doing in this game?"
Any relation to the Hank White Fan Club?
Lots of member overlap

but no overt relation. :-P

Ramirez who?

Sick DP… jk, I miss Rami

Blanco hanging pretty at 2nd
Pierre

grounds back to Guzman. Three outs!

Pierre grounds to Guzman.

Nice grab there, too!

Birds and baseball

This is my favorite story Dave Winfield, Billy Martin and one unfortunate gull. I decided to google it as it would come out better that way.

On August 4, 1983, Dave Winfield and the Yankees were playing against the Blue Jays in Toronto. Winfield had a great game, driving in two runs as the Yankees won 3-1. Unfortunately, he was arrested after the game. In the middle of the fifth, Winfield finished his warmups and tossed the ball to a batboy. The ball hit a seagull on the head, killing the bird, and Winfield was charged with cruelty to animals.

“They say he hit the gull on purpose,” said Yanks manager Billy Martin “They wouldn’t say that if they’d seen the throws he’d been making all year. It’s the first time he’s hit the cutoff man.”

The charges were dropped the next day.

hehe

i don’t think i’ve ever heard that one before. that line from martin is golden.

it's not like

he had a lot of practice. He played first base, didn’t he?

No grasshopper he played RF

Perhaps he played some 1B in his later years.

that must be what I remember.
Randy Johnson and the sparrow

I never saw a bird exploded like that before or since

alas it was a dove

and it’s mate was flying behind it. Ugly.

That's something you can't control.

Still, nice line from Martin there.

Very funny story.
Good looking defense boys!!!
I'll take any good looking boy I can find!
can't find me, i'm "invisible" to girls

that’s the only reason i can think of why they never talk to me

Wade?

to pitch for the Dodgers. Fonty to the plate.

Blanco has done enough on defense

to warrant staying on the team over both Freel and Miles if you ask me.

One of the things I fault Cubs managemet for most in the last 15 years isrelying on mediocre at best veterans instead of letting younger, hungrier but less experienced have those roles. Backup infielder roles are perfect fo Blanco and Scales and I like what they have shown.

Am I way off on that?

letting youngsters play

is something i’ve really loved about lou.

even if i’m not a huge fan of all of them.

No argument from this quarter
I'll agree

Not like we haven’t already been carrying some light-hitting infielders on the roster…

I’d rather have one with superior defensive skills, which Blanco seems to have an abundance of..

I think Lou will..

want to keep scales and blanco up and cut miles or freel when Rami comes back

Miles

has a 4 million dollar contract.

Not the first contract we've eaten this year
no

but I don’t know how many we can just drop, either.

Wasn't there

a pitch that got from a team last year that was owed 10 million?

Fonty

rolls one to first. One out.

Heilman throwing in the pen.
They say he's supposed to come in for the ninth.
This game could use some Old Style
just so long

as he’s FULLY Kreusened. Seems like he’s been partially Kreusened lately.

If he's fully Kreusened

does that make him into into Mariano Rivera in his prime, or even Kenny Powers in his prime?

Are we Heilman-proof?
3 outs with a 7 run cushion

that might be howry proof.

but not

Cotts proof.

No game is Cotts proof
I wouldn't want to test it
Hoff in for Guzman
Hoffpauir

pinch hitting, runs the count to 0-2.

Hoff Ks.

Soriano to the plate.

Hoff K's

Martin loses it, throws to first for the out. Two outs.

If he'd taken off with the swing he might have beat the throw :-(
Soriano

bounces one to third. Three outs. ON TO THE NINTH!

Soriano grounds out.

0-5 today. When will he snap out of it?

I'll take a Sori 0fer and 7 runs anyday
I completely agree.

A win is more important.

I think the idea of giving him a day or two off

and putting Reed in LF is looking better and better.

+1

I don’t like the idea of a gimpy fielder, even if he says it’s not a problem

Soon I hope.
When he does break out of it

i’m sure it’ll be in a big way

Not Soriano's best work today...
Heilman

pitches to Furcal.

Heilman

goes 2-0 on Furcal.

2-1
He looked rather lackadaisical on this pitch.
2-2

Furcal fouls one away.

Larry Rothschild

channels Cpt Obvious. “gotta get heilman straightened out”

Isn't that what the Mets tried and failed to do last year?
yeah

but they’re the Mets.

they had him as a closer

once whats-his-face went out.

if heilman is right, i don’t have any issues with him in the 6/7

3-2

sliced foul

good location on that pitch.
I would have liked to see Waddell get some work here...
Please somebody tell Pat

who leads the league in ERA. He’s killing me

Line drive

base hit to left for Furcal.

The tying run is %*on deck.

Uh...

it’s 7-0?

yeah I'm confused too.
Or maybe he's number 9 on the bench
Definitely fully Kreusened
Err, definitely NOT full Kreusened
born and raised in south bend craig?
Yep

I’ve somehow mastered the St. Joe county hat trick, living in Mishawaka, South Bend, and Granger at various points of my life.

lol. high school?
Nah, just where I've bought or rented
Well, high school too, but that was awhile ago
Boy I should stay out of the game threads

more often. We do better.

how much better than 7-0

do you want?

No I am happy

just don’t want to jink it.

Man....
I think maybe...

.. you should leave again… lol

Sniff...I know when I'm not wanted...
AHHHHH

Basehit and a walk? Get out, get out :-P

3-0

Heilman isn’t getting it.

so whats new on that
That looked like a strike there.
A couple borderline balls there
I really wish Waddell or Patten was in

This is exactly where Heilman sucks

That was a friggen great pitch...

How it wasn’t a strike I don’t know.

The last two were close.
Hudson

walks.

Max throws more strikes than this.

Do you take Heilman out now?
no

let them score at least one run first.

Yes

But I don’t put Marmol in, no need to wear him out here.

Not quite

but his leash is down to 1 batter

Marmol? MARMOL in the pen?

Come ON. Seven run lead. Put Patton in!

Watch this year as Lou pitchs Marmol till his arm falls off
He's gonna pull a "Dusty" on him
Wasn't it Chad Fox

That actual throw a pitch and his arm broke? I can see it now, Marmol throws a 95 MPH heater and the arms is still attached to the ball

I'm not worried about that.

but there’s at least a coupla other guys to put in before Marmol.

Waddell and Patton spring to mind
Probably b/c Marmol gets loose fastest
Larry's on the phone.
Bedcrapping 101
You are PATHETIC Heilman!
Maybe

this is a sign guys named Aaron shouldn’t be Cubs.

Loney

to the plate. Two on, no outs.

A strike!

the crowd cheers

Fans are Wrigley are the best

Where else in baseball do you get 40,000 on their feet in the first inning, and wild cheers for strike 1 in the ninth?

7-0

and marmol is being warmed….

when we discuss overuse of marmol these are the types of situations we cite

+100000000000000000000000000000000
3-1 on Loney

no control at all.

Does Heilman have the high stirrups again?
yep
damn, I thought that was his key to success last time, guess not.
is anyone else yelling at the tv

that there are other guys in pen left OTHER than marmol?

I am, but it doesnt make as much sense when its the braves and dbacks.
Haha.

That mental image made me laugh.

i'd be yelling at the wrong game...
doesn't matter!
Nope

But if your TV starts yelling back, run

the only time all day

the Dodger have had two runners.

GIDP! Runner to third, two outs!

Another great DP
And here I was just thinking "We really need a double play here."
Heilman

is so bad he make me long for Michael Wuertz

thank god

wish marmol hadn’t needed to warm up though.

Ethier the batter

Strike ONE!

Sit on down Marmol

Heilman just wants to make it exciting at the end

ZOMG BACK TO BACK FIRST PITCH STRIKES!
How many double plays have we turned today?
STRIKE TWO!

1-2!

Ok, maybe he is fully Kreusened
When I first heard that commercial

I thought he was saying “poisoned.”

1-2 to Eithier
Oh god, not an "It's Gonna Happen" sign

I thought we were done w/ that

exactlly what I thought
I saw that

and immediately felt the urge to punch the parent who bought that for their kid.

Ethier fouls one away

still 2-2.

Heilman

taking his time. Ethier backs out.

Im so dumb, I have the mlb app on my iphone which includes gameday audio. just now realized it
lol... good to know for future games
im not sure how I spaced it. I guess because every other game I see on the tube.
CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!!

cutie
*talented* cutie
Cubs to the Max!
CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!!

FLY IT!!!

CUBS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT OUT, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hang the "W" Flag
Wow....last week who would have thunk we would be so happy this weekend?

Baseball is a roller coaster ride…..but when it goes up it sure feels sweet!

+1 to that

Feels great to sing it

there she is!!
Unicorn?

or is it a horse with a sword on his head??

does that look like a sword?

It’s Uni!

Sorry...

.. Scrubs reference… :P

that is uni.

isn’t she purty?

oh for sure

.. it’s the legwarmers that really make the look… lol

All right!

CUBS WIN!

Hey chicago, what do ya say??
THE CUBS DID WIN TODAY
CUBS WIN

Good work Old Style!

Is it safe to come back now?
yep!

c’mon out, buddy

Yes, the Cubs have won, 7-0.
Thanks all.
come celebrate
consider yourself

… UNbanished.. lol

'GO CUBS GO , GO CUBS GO"
RYAN DEMPSTER HAS

What an EXCELLENT game for him!

he was fantabulous today

best he’s looked all year.

and then some
I think I will drink a beer to thatt

thats my guy, right there

:-)

I love how Milton always brings out the ladies :-)
I could look

at him everyday. He’s my guy. ;-)

i've been here the whole game

:-P

When Milton's around, there's no such thing as the Land of the Lost!
my man. He puts all other men to shame.

My musical W flag is up.

Nice photoshop job, by the way.

you da man, Monty
that's

a little creepy

"they will fly the white flag..."

Shut up Joe, go back to St. Louis and your shantee.

Guess who we won't be seeing ?

Blou.
Let’s see that stupid worthless overpaid Dempster pitches 7 shut out innings. D-Lee, Soto, the ragin cajuns , Bradley etc all contribute. Who can he bitch about ?

Guess Hitting Hack Leadoff Hitter?
Heilman, maybe Sori
He'll find something

or he’ll be on the Bears blog telling everyone to go pound sand.

lol

Sad, but true

does he visit the Bears blog?

maybe I’ll stay away from it, then.

he's been all over WCG

but no one seems to take him seriously anymore.

Does he come across

as a blowhard there too?

Yep

He only has one tone.

But at least he doesn’t talk about how much more he knows by playing in college over there.

WCG ?
windy city gridiron
Windy City Gridiron
Well I am an evil Packers fan

so probably would not hang out there but frankly I am not really into football anyway.

The Gatorade machine.

It didn’t do shit today.

That's not fair...

I thought it was on the DL for at least a few more day!

He's all good to go.

Did you see the video Sarah put up? It’s hilarious.

I'm thinking..

.. he can rise to any challenge when it comes to bitching…

Depressing

MediaMonkey shuffled “go cubs go” into my “not heard recently” list.

sigh.

not anymore!
nope

not anymore.. thank goodness

Completely off topic but have any of you seen Mike Gonzalez windup lately?

holy crap is it wacky

he's the one who slumps forward and rocks back and forth?
yeah, its the craziest windup ive seen in quite some time.
The snake!

He’s fun to watch. Good velocity, too.

All right guys, I'm off

Great, great start by Dempster today. And the Cubs had hits with RISP. My uncle is coming to Chicago, and he’s a Dodgers fan (the Cubs are his #2 team).

Let’s win this series tomorrow!

Have a slice of Gino's for me!
See ya tomorrow.
is your uncle

Larry King?

Hooray, Jeopary! is on...
Channel?
Ch 7
Thanks.

I play along with it every night if I can.

ABC 7 in chicago
seinfeld is on too
One of my favorite episodes

Kramer and the itchy sweater. Trying to sting the accountant at the bar.

“Well, I suck ’em down like Coca-Cola!”

I haven't seen this one in a long time
No EA today? I miss her
Hoff only batted once

and he K’d.

Great game all around today.

Let’s get another one tomorrow.

See ya then. :D

Later!

I’m out too.

great game everyone! yay for runs!

hey, is it the time of year for cucumber soup yet?
That would be Emelie
til tomorrow, adios
did dodgers get a run? thought it was a shut out. Reading DatCubFan's tweet
Shut out.

No Dodger runs.

I thought so. DatCubfan had it 7-1
tell him he's wrong! :D

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