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Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Reds, Sunday 6/7, 12:10 CT

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Milton walks
Scales on to pinch-run
Way to take the walk Bradley.
damn, almost first
What's that f***$*#$ng horn?
ummmmm theres a river behind the outfield wall lol

logic says…..

with our fan-base

i can’t imagine why

Not first, but close!

Game winning thread here.

Blanco

puts down a good bunt. Bradley to second. Soto in to pinch hit. One out.

Scales has pinch run for Bradley
wow, someone on the Cubs who actually knows how to lay down a bunt
Aside from Wells
should have said position player
but then you wouldn't have been able to be so negative
hey hey

nice to see

OMG! OMG! Stop the press!

We executed a sac bunt

Nice bunt Blanco.
Andy White with the sac bunt

Scales to second.

I like that kid Andy. If he could only hit .250 he might stay.
Soto

Better get it done here because the hack is on deck.

He really doesn't look all that interested
Dusty

brings in a new pitcher.

David Weathers?

Don’t we hit this guy all over the park?

Man, WGN sure wants us to watch Uncle Buck
That and WWE Superstars.

Yawn.

I've never seen so many promos for a 20 year old movie
More money for the great John Candy's estate...
Movie Underground

I think I’ll be watching the Movie Underground.

You'll be watching the very feminine co-host.
that kid ended up with mila kunis

he clearly did something right

Strike one

on Soto. Ron says the pitcher is missing his spots.

Weathers doesn't have any spots
How can he tell after the first pitch?
by the way the catcher

set up, I guess.

Swing and a miss.

strike two.

Soto

Should not be hitting here. Hoffpauir should be.

email

lou@hedoesn’tcarewhatyouthink.com

Jerseys

Just root for jerseys.

that's what we do anyway.

that’s what you do. Root for laundry.

huh?
the name on the front of the jersey

is more important than the name on the back.

He doesn't care what any of us think.
you got that right.
you understand this is a place to voice your opinions right?
of course, just wish some people weren't so one sided
Just saying we are hear to talk about our opinions.

Lou or Jim don’t care either way what any of us think.

Why Soto?

Lou is out of his mind! WHy the hell are Hoff and Fox on the team then???

Ump doesn't appear to be squeezing the Reds' pitchers as much. That first pitch? Meh.
just outside

1-2

soto at the plate = clueless

even if he hit that 0-1 pitch it would have traveled about 5 feet.

wwwwoooooooo

i’d keep pitching him out there too, eventually soto will weakly ground out somewhere

Soto

grounds to short. Scales to third. Two outs.

Scales to 3rd... two out
Wow

Haven’t seen that before.

thanks for playing soto

that’s about as hard as you hit the ball these days

You didn't see his dinger last night.
that was a huge hit
guess you didnt see the banger off the foul pole last night

but that doesnt support your claim, so we’ll just ignore it

Do you even

think before you post?

Is that required?

Uh-oh…

Terrible at-bat

You know Weathers is going to be throwing everything away.
Why not look to right field?

Because chicks don't dig opposite field hits.
hahahaha

+1

Soriano

takes a strike. 0-1.

be a nice time for soriano to find one.
This will be good

Guess hitter up.

Lazy

And disinterested, too.

strike two called

2-2 on Soriano

hey, maybe we'll get a wild pitch

when they throw the slider in the dirt.

Soriano won't run anyway.
Soriano at bat. Our 8-year, $136 million superstar will come through.
What have you done for me lately huh?
Time to flail

Here it comes.

Start earning your pay, Sori!
Sori

with a good at bat here. Fouls another one back.

boy, that 2-2 was a mistake pitch
Missed

Just missed the only pitch he’s going to get.

And another

Those last two pitches cannot be missed by guys getting paid that much.

yes!

because the amount of money you have in your wallet is a MAGIC TALISMAN against EVER MISSING THE BALL!

Hall of Fame careers are made on missing 7 out of 10 times. Get some freakin’ perspective.

Jerseys

Like I said, just root for colors. It’s easier that way.

and like I said

you don’t do anything different — except that you don’t actually seem to want them to win.

its squaring up a round ball with a round bat, both of which are traveling at high rates of speed
Soriano

strikes out swinging on a fastball.

Here it comes....
here it comes

and every ounce of it is deserved. Biggest payroll bust in baseball. Our AAA team could score more runs than the current Cubs flavor

Colordao leading STL

Going for the sweep, yes?

Does it really matter? We can't win anyway.
yeah, he got two pitches to hit.

and missed badly. needs some time off.

There he is

Folks, there is the “best LF in baseball” right there.

don't know one person whos claimed fonz as the best LF in baseball
Paging Drew

Drewishdrewid to the white courtesy phone, please

Try Drew

He thinks so. Just ask him. Right now.

you would be incorrect.
No, but there have been claims of best LF in the National League
that

would be correct.

just curious, where do you think he stands in all of baseball

and who do you rank ahead of him?

I don't follow the AL

so I really couldn’t tell ya.

and who would you rather have
shocking

the only unknown is what inning the Reds walk-off will be. Our offense is done for the day. 3 runs is a good showing for them

I want our Cubs to win, just to shut you and your negativity up...
get lost

why don’t you look at about 15 prior posts where i speak positively. You single me out every time.

i haven't seen one positive one?
why don’t you look at about 15 prior posts where i speak positively.

Where?

then turn it off

and walk away.

We better win this in the tenth.

I’ve got a date in 1 hr and I don’t think she’ll understand about missing because the Cubs ran late.

Ha. At least Cubs fans are late, and not premature :-)
ha ha, I'll tell her that.
Soriano is such a fucking hack.
Please watch your language.
Yes, don't mind the frustration but not so much the language.
He is the most worthless piece of crap on this team!

That’s two days in a row that he Ks against shit pitchers with big runs on base. We will NEVER win any world series with lazy shitbags like him on our roster.

STFU

I’m sure you can figure that one out.

GFY

Maybe you can figure that one out.

yeah, pretty sure I can

Pretty sure I can also do without your particular brand of color commentary.

and yet you told another poster to shut up not that long ago when they made a negative post

the least you could do is be consistent…

I told a guy to shut up because he was complaining about negative posts
Which he had every right to do.
he made the inference that a lot of negativity comes out when the Cubs are not winning

and you told him to shut up. Since then you (and many others) have made several negative posts, seemingly proving his point. So I’m just wondering why you told him to shut up.

i'd settle for a LF

that hit above .250 and wasn’t on pace to strike out 150+ times

Right.

Because he’ll definitely bat .250 the whole year.

/sarcasm

Soto in to catch
Gregg in...

Ugh

Hairston

pops up to Blanco. One out.

Hairston

Same Jerry Hairston I recall from his days in Chicago. Foot-dragging and all.

it has nothing to do with lazy players

I don’t think the players are lazy. Its just a badly assembled team to begin with, and when you have injuries and underperformers a small problem becomes a disaster. No real leadoff hitter, no team speed, no bullpen, and unexpectantly, no team power.

Have they said what the Cubs' record

in extras is this year? I’m guessing it’s a losing record?

Pretty sure they are 2-4.
Seems like they almost all have been on the road.
Fouled away

1-2.

Okay, all

Gotta get some food with the best girl in the world. Adios.

Dickerson fouls

another one away. Still 1-2.

fly ball to right center

Dome makes the catch. Two outs.

1-1

on Phillip’s check swing.

2-1

on Phillips

3-1

fastball just outside.

Poor Wells

He should be 5-0 or at least 4-0.

braves tie it up.
7-7 in bottom of the 8th
How is THAT NOT A STRIKE!!!
was just outside
fastball

strike two called. 3-2.

lined to first

Lee makes the catch! Three outs!

Haven’t lost yet, b

DLee grabs a liner. 3 out.
C'mon win now Cubbies...please
another extra inning game
How about some runs?
DLee, a man for all seasons.

He gets the crucial two out rbi single and makes three good defensive plays. God, he’s washed up.

Send him to AAA!!!
3 outs

god can we please score..DLee you are due for a big homerun

these drinkability bud light ads are stupid
A 1-2-3 inning for Gregg?

Someone wake me up….

except for Marmol

the pen has done pretty well.

and do we have any doubt marmol won't come around
Not if pitches every game.
agreed, that is definitely an issue
I think

he can figure it out.

Marmol, unfortunately, is a trainwreck right now

A friend just called wondering if Lou has a tendency to get into some of these guys’ heads and mess them up.

Why do I get the feeling that if we traded Marmol he’d immediately turn into Mariano Rivera?

He actually pitched a nice inning.
When?
Gregg?

the bottom of the last one. 1-2-3.

Please score some runs!!!!!
we're going to win this game in spite of lou

right here

and in spite of 60% of this board
Hope you are right.
Chili, spaghetti and beans???

Man, I can feel the gas building up as I speak.

For those of you on the radio, WGN TV just featured a Cincy eatery that is definitely heart attack city.

I like Cincy chili with all those onions.
I'll pass on the cinnamon though
lol, wow this picture is coming in handy today

It's definitely a "five tool player."
Burton

in to pitch.

braves now leading the brewers 8-7 in the 8th
Does any team in the NL Central have a bullpen?
But we shouldn't care...

because we’re soooo dead in the water that scoreboard watching is a pointless exercise, even if there are more than three and a half months left in the season.

lol post of the day
???

dead in the water? Is this your first baseball season? If so, welcome, I/‘m sure you’ll find with time that most divisional winners find themselves 4 or 5 games out at some point in the season.

I had put a sarcasm tag there...

but it didn’t show up, since I put it between < >

my apologies then

carry on

we need

a sarcasm font. :D

he was being sarcastic

I still say this constitutes torture!

Riot

ground ball to left. Base hit!

All Ri[o]ght!!!!
i think we should hit and run.
Would a sac bunt satisfy?
Dome

bunts back to the mound. Burton doesn’t throw to second, but gets Dome at first.

hopefully no TOOTBLAN from TheRiot
now a basehit can give us the lead back
fukudome is the best all around player on the team.
can he pitch?
probably in a pinch.
He really knows the fundamentals of baseball.
who everyone wanted to ship out of here a 14 months ago

we still havent learned to chill out

Not me, I predicted he'd come back strong this year, and took endless shit for it...
me too.
me three
hmmmmm

funny, look at the people who just responded here

not me. i was just puzzled by his loss of plate discipline.

still my favorite.

BB confused that they're pitching to DLee
Dusty is such a masterful and skillful manager, all the others are mystified by his cunning :-)
fouls one away

0-2 on lee

it seems like every team

just pitches our entire lineup outside corner all day.

yep. and that's why we went out and got the lefties,

rather than trying to develop a better approach.

I'm calling a RF gapper from Lee.......
Boy, that pitcher is right on that outside corner.
Lee

fouls another one off to the right.

is it just me

or is Lee and team fouling off a lot of mistake pitches.

I noticed that too..
Lee

flies out to center. Two outs. Fonty to the plate.

like to see fonte turn on one.
pfffttttttt

i would really love for someone in this lineup to surprise me. Talk about a team that expects to lose rather than expects to win. Can read it in the body language.

please go away. you're tedious

Talk about a fan that expects to lose rather than expects to win. Can read it in the monoface type.

It really gets freaking old doesn't it?
not really.
You aren't in here

very often and yes it does get old.

oh my god you're outrageous
FUCK YOU Henie41

you are an ass. I’ve had it with you. You ignore every negative post except my own. I made like 15 positive comments in this game. You are by far the biggest ass I’ve ever encountered and you have ruined this whole board for me. Rot in hell.

the medicine cabinet is above the sink
Hey, cool down. Things could be worse. We could be Nats fans :-)
no silly, the nats don't have fans
I live in the DC area and I attest that there are Nats fans.

But they don’t care too much about things. Wear your Nats hat and go play in Arlington with the hot chicks. Nice lifestyle.

nice

I respond to plenty of negative comments. If you feel i respond to yours all the time, its because they are probably ignorant sentiments.

They don't expect to lose

it’s just that most of them are crappy bench players forced to play every day because our GM was so incredibly inept this offseason.

Let's go LBR

Get a hit or no hamster food tonight…

Boy, no offense to LBR but I really miss Rami right now.
we all miss

Rami.

i bet fonte even misses rami
I should think

Mike Fontenot wants nothing more than to go back to second base.

Interesting Observation...

Brenley notes that Lee ran only about 1/3 of the way down the line. Sounds like he is in the tank a bit.

Give him a pass for one time.
brenly has been a lot critical lately.. what's going on?
Not liking the product on the field?
He wants to follow the Steve Stone career path

and end up with the Sox…

What the heck are these guys doing on the road

to make them so listless?

Are they in the titty bars all night?

Fonty

takes an intentional fourth ball. Two on, two outs.

Johnson out to bat

Hoffpauir on deck to bat for Gregg if we get that far.

sneak one down the line.
It's up to RJ...
0-2

on a foul tap.

Does Gregg go out there again?
I don't see why not
What about the whole can't sit down and come back out thing?
I think it was only in cold weather
Gregg's knee problems

mean he apparently can’t get back up to pitch.

I was under the impression

that was a cold-weather issue.

Doubtful

Not on his knee.

another foul

still 0-2

Atlanta

winning 8-7 now.

Just dump on into RF!
one
thanks for the clarification.

I was worried.

Low and away

1-2.

gonzales bobbles..bases juiced
Johnson

bounces one to short. E6! Bases loaded, Hoffpauir to the plate!

Last time I saw him E6... 8 runs came in for Florida
Riot with the good play standing in fron of the grounder. God going.
Get it done now !!!
Bobbled by Gonzalez...

And everyone is safe. I cringed when I heard that.

Still gives me chills and not of the good kind.
Let's not go there....not good memories.
There's our gift, now make them pay!!!
Come on HOFF

Make ’em pay!

Theriot gets an assist on that one...

Great job shielding Gonzalez.

Where are the EA pics?????
Where is Halle??
Looked like Theriot...

hesitated on purpose there.

We need Hoff POWER!!!

Hope she works this time.
I like her better than EA.
C'mon Hoffy do it without any help.
1-1

on Hoff. Big swing there.

Hoff swings at ball 2
Have to make them pay for it this time
Braves defeat Brewers.
let's have a walk.
Thanks for the Halle and Erin Pix.
Good hitter's count, smash one here Hoff!!
Does this team EVER...

take advantage of a situation like this?

No, they don't

Question isn’t are they going to lose…it’s just how long is it going to take?

inning over..
Crapola

Hoff pops it up to third. Three outs.

Rox up 6-2 on Cards
What a pathetic effort

These failures with RISP have now enveloped the entire roster.

you're nuts

how is swing on a two-two count a pathetic effort???

you would SHIT YOUR PANTS if you were in that situation

The only good things today

are that the Brewers lost and the Cardinals are losing. That’s it.

and that the Cubs are still playing...
True enough

Hate extra innings on the road, though.

Not really. I had a nice swim during the middle innings. And my kid is pitching in 30 mins.

And the Cubs are gonna win…..maybe….

not the fact that we can still wn and gain a game

on the top 3 clubs?

Oh, that, too

but the Cubs have squandered far too many opportunities today.

Congratulations...

Churakumar.

I'm quickly losing my patience with this team.

Everything’s becoming a circus—Lou’s managerial decisions, Bradley’s injuries, Soto’s weight, Marmol walking every first batter.

It's just seems no one has their head on straight

no fundamentals and constant mental and physical errors. Here’s the latest joke of a play!!

well, they call the circus the greatest show on earth...

…so give it a little more time. At least until July 31st. That will still give you two months of mental freedom if you wanna pack it in then.

It’s just hard to believe a team with this high of a payroll is lucky to be on par with the Reds. You’re right, Ken, All-Star break. I’ll give it until then.

Ascanio

in to pitch.

the way we're stranding runners

we don’t deserve to win.

Nix

pops one up high, Dome runs in, Blanco can’t make the catch, Nix to second.

blanco drops..winning run in scoring position
Perfect spot, my aching ass

that ball has to be caught.

try to get the out at third.

then load em up.

That's Fuku's ball!!!!

He has to take charge out there!!!

Blanco understands Spanish, but not Japanese.

;-)

Fuku not taking charge of his own balls?
Alright, first we had someone dumping in right field.

Now, our right fielder is taking charge of his balls.

What’s next?

it was hit very far from Dome...he never caught up to it....
He misjudged it and broke back but still coulda caught it.
Is this a rerun from last night?
perfect bunt to move runner to 3rd..winning run at 3rd now with 1 out
i think we'll probably lose on a bb.

but gotta load em up.

About time for the Reds

to jump around in a circle at home plate.

Well, let's see if they choke like we did.

I hope so.

Bunt

pushes the runner over. One out, runner at third.

why are we not walking this guy?
Broken bat fly ball to right

Nix HOLDS at third.

meanwhile Bud fiddles...
Did you ever catch a broken bat on Waveland, ballhawk? :-)
dollar bills, a cold, shit, floating tickets, peanuts, rooftop beer spillage, and of course home run balls...

…but never a broken bat. yet.

wow. that was really stupid. and really lucky.
I dunno, bottom of the order and all that.
what? you at least have to set up a double play.
Agreed. Very dicey.
probably one of the worst calls lou's made all day.

but it worked.

I think he's going against convential wisdom, to try to shake these guys up...
great throw by Fuku
I agree. Dome is great, but the runner was slow....and didn't go.
NICE!

Fundamentals!

Phew...

Strong throw Dome.

FINALLY

A break in the Cubs favor. Now take advantage of it….for once this season.

0-1

good strike from Ascanio.

we should be WALKING these guys,
No

You shouldn’t…not with two out.

with 2 out? why?
Getting them out...

Is fine with me.

0-2 on Gonzalez now
whew. that was close.

For health reasons, My wife has decided I am not allowed to watch/listen to cubs games after starter is taken out!

smart woman.
No problem

Just hang out here for Drew’s play by plays and all the ugly posts . I am sure that will be really good for your heart.

my PxP

is cholesterol free.

Help Wanted - Hitting Coach

Major League Baseball Team located in Chicago (North Side) in need of hitting coach.

If you can teach any of our players to hit to the opposite field you are hired

Really they need a psychologist, everybody is pressing...
another foul

still 0-2

Just got in from hiking up a mountain,

Goodness, I feel like I just ran a marathon. How are things going in the game?

we feel

like we’ve run a marathon.

I feel the same...

From watching this game.

like we're running a marathon
Any ledges on said moutain?
yes, and you need to stand under them

to avoid getting hit with all the F bombs falling from the sky…

With this shape?

Unlikely.

I hiked up a mountain yesterday.

In Rocky Mtn. National Park. It was great.

Much better than this game.

Long's Peak?
No, I was nearby though.

I just went up to Fern Falls and Cub Lake, which now that I think of it, was appropriate.

Beautiful climb.
Yeah, and yesterday was a beautiful day.

It’s been very cloudy here lately. Unusual for Colorado.

That is unusual, sunny 300 days a year there normally...
That's for sure.

I grew up near Chicago, and now, I get suicidal if it’s cloudy more than two days in a row. Had to go hiking yesterday, just to take advantage.

Hello to Mrtobby. I live down in Broomfield.

nice...

I live just down the road from Rocky Mountain National Park in Lyons, CO

we feel like we have climbed the everest..
I just did 20M. Marathon in two weeks. Does that count?
Yes,

I have done a marathon too. 20 miles counts as much as 26 miles.

I'm training to do a triathlon relay

I just need to find three partners…

STRIKE THREE!

YES! Runner LEFT at third base!

yes. that was fortunate.
lets go!
you ruined this board for me
gonzalez Ksss
Great job, Ascanio!
Yes it was!

Lou needs to be a little more creative and not always shove Marmol out there in the 8th. Those two walks prevented a victory.

A 9 inning victory that is

we could still take this one.

Wow, great job getting out of that jam.
Solid

A very solid inning from Ascanio.

Well, the Cubs survive

maybe the 12th will be the breakthrough inning.

This has been quite a week, hasn’t it?

I am sorry for Lou..
Why ?
he looks really tired and just lost in there
True. I think he needs to take some time off
I just want to win

or lose a laugher to give the pen a break, and to reduce the tension.

What's been entertaining to watch

is the general implosion of the Cardinals pitching staff. Eleven runs the last two days to the Rox, and they’ve allowed seven so far today. And Lohse is now hurt.

meanwhile their offense is actually worse than ours,

though they do have pujols, who is nearly better than our entire team.

Indeed

Aside from El Hombre, they haven’t had a lot of punch in the lineup.

Heck, Pujols even had two RBI on ONE sac fly today.

how did he do THAT?
Ok just to say I told you so

Why didn’t Ascanio start the 8th ?

well

no way to know if he pitches that well in the 8th.

Yes but pretty good reason

to believe Marmol was used WAY too much and someone else should have been there. I thought it should be Ascanio but
someone other than Marmol would have been a good idea.

Brwers lost, Cards losing, If we win we can gain on everyone.

Big day for an extra inning win.

Have we won a game when scoring <4 runs?
Yes, a few in the last week
yes

two, at least.

SOOOOOO

YOU’RE TELLIN ME THERE’S A CHANCE!!!

(name that movie)

dumb and dumber
Two games for sure.

2-1 against the Dodgers, 2-1 against Cincinnati in this series. I think the game we beat Atlanta in, we also scored fewer than 3 runs.

Burton still in

Blanco batting.

Blanco

battling.

C'mon Andres!
Galarraga and Dawson would be nice
I wanna hear Harry try to pronounce his name just one more time...
we need a solo home run.
and then a 1-2-3

inning

blanco fouling off a ton of pitches
Any kind of run-scoring play

Is fine with me.

great at bat by Andres!
clog those bases!
Great at bat
stop ruining the board!
lol

im currently trying to rot in hell, its hard. especially after i just spent 9 hours at church yesterday and today for praise teams

12 pitches
Excellent at-bat

That might set a tone. Burton has thrown a lot of pitches.

Ball four!

Blanco gets the walk!

Soto to the plate.

Got on base....
great at bat.

now is when lou should do something. let’s try the hit and run, rather than the sacrifice, die at second.

hit and run with Soto?

have you been paying attention at all this season?

yes. i'm looking to shake things up.
by getting into a strike out, throw out double play?

Soto misses the ball far too often to try that

Is it my imagination or does Soto really look much fatter than he was in ST?
Soto

bunts it foul. 0-1

He's 0-Career on sac bunts!!!
ok

dunno what to tell ya.

Put your weight into it Geo!
put the hit and run on please, just once.
I think that would require managerial skills, something Lou has yet to display in 2009.
it would aslo require insanity to try it with Soto at the plate
Rockies up 7-2 in the 9th
Soto bunts foul

again. 0-2

PRETEND IT'S A DOUGHNUT! HIT THE DOUGHNUT AND RUN AFTER IT!
Given Geo's effort on that last attempt...

time to shake off the bunt sign.

More great fundamentals on display
Don't they teach bunting in Iowa?
How about in Peoria, Tenn, Daytona, or Mesa??

The Cub farm system is a pile of crap! Who was the last decent OF that it produced? Dwight Smith?

Who is Micah Hoffpauir?

/s

Who is Sam Fuld?
I think

Matt Murton qualifies as “decent”.

just inside

1-2

Bob sounds irritated
whew. that was too close to take.
Soto

fouls another one off to the right. still 1-2.

Wells had no trouble bunting today

Why can’t anyone else on this team bunt?!

dome can do it all day.
maybe he'll get hbp.
Might lose the ball in there.
There's more to hit there, right?
C'mon Han Soto!!
Let the force guide you...
Ancient weapons and hokey religions....
are no match for a trusty blaster at your side
just bounce one off the foul pole!
why don't they call this pitcher

for delay of game?

25 seconds right?
Soto

bounces one to third. Blanco advances to second, Soto out at first.

As good as a bunt.

good enough.

now, let’s have a miracle.

At least he moved the runner up...
What is this, the third inning in a row the Cubs get a man to second with one out?
God, I wish I could expect anything other than a strikeout here
you could, if you wanted to
if they walk him, i'm gonna freak out.
ibb, that is.

throw it in the dirt!

He'll come through now.
Ball one to Soriano

1-0

Soto has to lead MLB in groundouts to SS!!
Here we go again!!
breaking ball down low

2-0

BB: The $136 million guy needs to go to RF. Think he'll do it?

I’m just hopin’ he walks.

didn't get the chance.
intentional

walk to Soriano.

Later y'all, bring home the victory.

And be nice.

Open the doors for the lady!
Bring flowers. Don't forget to say "Yes, dear, I'm sorry." :-)
Thanx for the advice, hopefully we all bring it home.
what the hell is Burton doing?

not that I mind it, but what a terrible approach against one of the majors’ coldest hitters

they heard he makes a lot of money and so pitched around him with first base open.
you think there is any less chance he hits a home run on the next swing?
if they throw it outside there's very little chance
Soriano

is streaky enough that he could switch tracks in the middle of an at-bat, much less the middle of a game.

They're working around him...
i still want to see a hit and run.

make it happen.

with Riot, it's not an asinine thing to ask for
i'd love to see it in this spot.
Riot's had a good day

go ahead and walk Sori

two on

one out. Riot to the plate. NOW is the time to poke one to right field, Riot.

Dusty makes a pitching change. Fisher to come in.

Worst player in the history of worstness

I can’t BELIEVE he took that ball 4. Didn’t he know we needed a homer!?!?!?!?

these are literally never funny
yes, incredibly lame.
To a wanderingwanderer

I thought perhaps it might be.

Dusty's thinking.

We’ve got a chance now.

Riot's turn to stop this distgusting tren of RISP failures!!
Not to mention the disgusting trend that goes with the tren

Just kidding. I make more typos here than anyone.

Look away Ryan

and go to RF

Double switch

new SS, new pitcher. Yonesh at short. Fisher to pitch. Riot at the plate, two on, one out.

Outside, ball one.

Get a friggin hit!
Riot

grounds one foul towards third. 2-1.

Take a pitch Riot, make him throw you a strike!
low

3-1 on Riot

now, just get your pitch and split a gap.
LEAVE THE BAT ON YOUR SHOULDER!!
Riot

pulls another one foul. 3-2.

I get the feeling that Brenley doesn't like Theriot's approach at the plate these days
he's trying to

pull the ball.

make him throw a good one.
Yes, Pat, you send the runners...
A walk and a Dome sac fly plz
A friggin hit please!
nah, sal's the idea man. you drive.
Runners go

Riot fouls another one off.

about the third ball four of the at-bat
Riot

fouls another one off.

Good ABs this inning...
strike three called

throw to third in time. Three outs.

FRAK.

and Riot watches strike three right down the middle

and allows Blanco to get thrown out

These are literally never funny.
since I wasn't using sarcasm, or attempting humor

FAIL

AYFKM??????
What a f-ing joke this team is!!!
I disagree
they are playing poorly.
at times
All year we have failed to take advantage of our opportunities

Eventually, we’ll find ourselves in 4th place! Oh wait, we’re already there!!! We are a joke.

4.5

games back. It’s not like we’re the White Sox.

the Whitesox are only 4 out of their division
really?

last I heard, they were playing very very poorly. I don’t follow them….

they’re also playing .473

and are just about to lose 2 out of 3 to the 'lowly' Indians

(start the meter…)

ok, you can choose the stats you would like to

We have been decimated by injuries

We are 4.5 out of first.

The N.L. central is the best division in baseball

our ownership situation is in flux and managements hands are tied

2009 is NOT 2008. This team is going to have to learn how to win again, and once we DO, we WILL be better prepared for the post season

SEE PEOPLE! THAT'S HOW YOU TROLL!

GOOD JOB, HEINE.

why not just put the hit and run on early in the count?
God, that's unbelievable.
You swing at 4 balls...

And watch strike 3? Sheesh…

sounds about right for the 2009 version of the Chicago Cubs
Not a partcularly good AB by Theriot.
Just another role player that somehow we have come to expect miracles from!

Hendry’s got to go!!! He built this giant choking mess!!!

getting a base hit is not a miracle
For this team, it is!!!
Never fear, people. We have Lou, but THEY have Dusty! Oh, wait! We have Freel!

That chili gives me a heart attack just looking at it.

Made fresh every OTHER day. Hate to get it near the end of the second day.

With two strikes

how can you be so locked in on a fastball that you take a curve?
Don’t you have to be protecting the plate? Especially with the runners moving?

that's baseball smarts

and Theriot has very few of those

was that one sarcasm?

cuz I still don’t get the joke

it doesn't surprise me, you seem easily confused
help me out then

say something funny.

Help Wanted - Job still open

 Help Wanted – Hitting Coach

Major League Baseball Team located in Chicago (North Side) in need of hitting coach.

If you can teach any of our players to hit to the opposite field you are hired.

Stupid

Everyone was going to send GP to the HOF last year. Its not his fault certain players don’t execute

I never heard one single positive thing about Perry!!!

He got canned by Larussa in STL years ago. I don’t know why he still has a job.

Last year when our players were tearing the cover off the ball? Or the year before?

You probably didn’t see much around here because there wasn’t too much to be negative about

I prefer to use negative reinforcement. Perry never has been praised

here or anywhere else. This team has never been tearing the cover off the ball. Most years, they’re lucky to get one guy with 100 RBIs!@!

the beatings will continue

until morale improves.

there is nothing reinforcing about most peoples brand of negativity

Last year, five players with over 75 rbis, five with over 20 HR’s and one with 19

And zero production in the playoffs!

But it wasn’t Perry’s fault, he’s the most awesome hitting coach ever. Just look at those awesome ABs we’ve been having.

you understand

he can’t actually go up and MAKE them bat the right way, right?

C'mon Itchy, you're smart enough to know that a team wide slump is hardly ever the Hitting Coaches fault.
I know, but how about a change? Why not?

Obviously, what we’re doing isn’t working, is it????

I told ya, they need a shrink, the whole team is pressing...
I'd prefer a drill Sgt. to kick some asses!!
Tough Love could work...
with this fan-base

I wonder why that is

Yeah, it's the fans fault!!

Sorry we can’t all be pollyana dreamers that refuse to criticize bad play and accept mediocrity.

I will criticize bad play

When it merits. I also understand what baseball is, and there are EXTREME highs and EXTREME lows. I believe in averages and the length of the season. I believe in supporting my team, not ripping them apart because its the convenient thing to do.

I’m sorry I wear my positivity on my sleeve. But i think people who get off on just putting the team down are weak, and are afraid to care, and are afraid to be hurt by heart breaking losses.

It’s chicken shit. It’s a defense mechanism. Man up, get behind your team and bleed blue.

don't deflect the argument

the debate was that the cubs were tearing the cover off the ball, and i proved that. but thats ok

never been praised?

He was considered a large cog to the better Mariners’ hitting teams, and was very instrumental in the approach at the plate that won us 97 games last year

Cards and Brewers lose

We had a chance to gain ground , I suppose we might still but overall this sucks.

C'mon Ascanio, two more!
I'm thinking about joining the dark side and becoming a troll.

Clearly they’re having much more fun than I am at this point.

LOL. Your sense of humor is strong today, Dan. :-)
The Force is strong with this one...

SORIANO IS A GUESS-HACK HITTER!

THERIOT’S BEST SKILL IS DOUBLE-CLUTCHING BEFORE HE THROWS!!

THIS IS A .500 BALL CLUB!!

Wow, I feel A LOT better.

Whew, thanks zevkal, I needed that.

Anytime! But you forgot to say that Lou is senile. And Jimbo is the worst GM.
I think we all knew those

Based upon how many times they are repeated here.

it doesnt sound right coming from you!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :-P

Derrek Lee is the 5th best 1B in the NL Central.

Okay, that’s my last one.

only when Votto's taking his paxil
and have lost all credibility when things turn
well, that's the beauty of SB Nation - you have lots of other team sites to choose from.

may I suggest the evil BCB or the SSS? Report back here periodically on your exploits…

Fly out to Johnson

two outs.

Just one more Jose, just one more...
He's doin' good.
Don't jinx it
Yonesh

lines a foul ball off to the right. 1-2.

Don't wanna be a jerk, but it's Janish...
i believe it is Janisch
Gameday could have it spelled wrong, it is a Bud Selig product...
low and outside

2-2

Strike three called!

JANISH GOES DOWN!

To the 12th
Strike zone seems to have expanded here in the late innings.
Ump has a hot date in the afternoon.
Ump probably has a reservation at the Olive Garden
Janish (and Riot) are both thinking...

Dome

leads off the 12th.

Sorry I'm late ...

What did I miss? Oh, more of the same.

How many did we lose to ledge jumping?

I've attached balloons to my back like that old crotchy guy in UP

and am just waiting for them to burst.

All of us have jumped. It's just the aliens that are left on this board.
Dome caught looking

strike three.

You'd figure one of our hack hitters

would have walked into one and socked a HR by now.
But you’d be wrong.

Ahhh, I see you're new here. It's nice to meet you.

Cubs fan?

unfortunately
change

is easy.

25 years and I can't shake it
And that strike three looked outside

At least it did on MLB Gameday.

I really hope this isn't the beginning of Dome's patented decline

but he’s 3 for 19 in June, and has one homerun since April

He had a bad second half last year, that's hardly a patented decline...

he started scuffling once June began

and is doing it again this year

Good lord.

You are just ridiculous.

Now our hitters look like they're late for dinner reservations.
Damn, Brenley lays the wood

“If you’re a fan of pitching, and poor at-bats, this is your kind of ball game!

He's a troll. A Negative Nelly. A Debbie Downer. Disgusting :-)
Sah-weeeeet. If Brenley's a troll, I'm definitely joining in.
I think Brenly calls 'em as they see 'em. And he knows baseball.

OTOH, Ascanio is pitching a hell of a game. They have some good young arms.

BB: "Poor at-bats". Brenly isn't a happy camper today.
nor should he be

Cubs have wasted about a 1,000 opportunities to win this game

We wasted quite a few chances yesterday, too.
to be fair

so have the Reds. It’s almost like… they’re competing!

that actually makes it worse in my eyes

Cincy has given us numerous opportunities to win the game, and we haven’t taken them

and...

we’ve done the same right back. The other team is trying to beat us.

lol people drive me nuts

its like they forget that there is another team trying to get outs. its like they think we are striking out in tee-ball

Patton up in the pen.
Fonty

Ks. Three outs.

And Fontenot continues to swing one handed

so he’s injured now too?

He struck out the side.

Boy, that stunk.

Folks, I’m not a ledge jumper and will be a Cub fan forever. However, I can’t spend all day on this game. Besides, the commercials are driving me crazy.

I’m out of here. If the Cubs win in the next inning, I give you permission to toss me off of the next game thread.

Go Cubs!

I agree with Brenly......some very poor at-bats by the wet noodle bats of the Cubs....
Ascanio

still in.

3-2

is the count.

I'm sure the Reds wouldn't mind if we put Marmol back in the game.

He’ll only walk everyone he faces.

Did we have the "off" Marmol again today?
he faced two batters

and walked both. Lou pulled him.

One might say that.

Or, if you’re just baselining it with this season, then no, he was right on par.

Yeah

he pretty much cost us the game.

but if someone would have swung at any of those pitches, he would have been praised for being so nasty

its a fine line between nasty and awful

Dickerson

walks

Pick 'em off! Ascanio has a great move...
i cannot believe this weekend

just got back 30 minutes ago from Cincy after watching the debacle last night
left my family reunion there .. they’ve been there for 5 hours in the sun

brother just called .. the kids are melting .. they're gone
Think of all the fun we have been having.
I was having fun.

My mountain hike was nearly 7 miles long.

yeah, can imagine
Only Patton is left in the pen

this is probably gonna be another game in which he sees no action

No Marshall is in the pen too

With the day off tomorrow he could be used but it would be back to back days. Guzman is also available. Did not throw nearly as much as Marmol

I'm feeling very troll-ish today...this is gonna be where we lose the game, folks.

I predict a double-clutch or an error from the left side of the infield.

well, the pressure is on us
WHY is Fontenot still at 3B?

why .my God .. WHY

Either him or Fox...
At this point I'd take my chances with Fox's D, Just to get his stick in the game...
who would you play there?
well, after last night, give Fox the doubt

Plenty of doubt to go around .. let’s just share all the love

because our other option is supposedly worse on defense than he is
because Ramis shoulder

fell off

Because he had a GREAT 2008...

…which was in a limited role, with limited PAs, and that ws more than enough to convince Lou that he should be playing EVERY FRIGGIN’ DAY.

Hope Ascanio isn't out of gas
Reds

are trying the hit and run, but Phillips keeps fouling it off.

Deep right center!

Dome makes the catch, Dickerson has to go back to first! One out.

let's have a double play please.
my SIL got hit by a Maloney foul ball last night

it went right over my mitt .. i think i will never hear the end of it

so cubs fans can't field either now?

It’s catching…

sigh .. yes ...
well, my brother DID catch it ..

so technically, there’s still hope for the season

Can't we do that thing where we start our relievers and close with our starters? Maybe that would be more successful.
hahahahah

ned yost would like you to hire him

Nix lines a basehit to center

Dickerson to third. One out.

Poetic justice in Play.
and once again, the game could be handed to Fontenot
did he have a play

on that?

uh oh. i have a different feeling about this one.

endtimes near.

Now can we have a double play?

Pretty please?

IBB to Hernandez
Now you have to load the bases and set up a force at every bag.
Roselli

to the plate.

Get ready for a chopper to 3rd....
and if Fonty throws high to home again, then I hereby give everyone permission to bitch away and I won't say a word...
Rosales
oh for pete's sake.

does it REALLY matter?

well, it's his name, so I assume so

fastball strike. 0-1

grounded foul

0-2

Isn't this the no name guy who beat us last night too???
Did he beat us today?
DON'T HIT A HIGH CHOPPR TO FONTENOT
He will throw a high chopper to home
And the runner will be out!
my heart stopped a minute when Fontenot threw that
DON'T HIT A HIGH CHOPPR TO ANYONE
I see what you did there, lil Jon.
that sounds like an invitation
Grounder to third

Fonty throws home. ONE out. No throw to first. Two outs!

how bout another out!
One more josey
the outlaw josey ascanio!
Micah Owings

to pinch hit. Outside, 1-0.

Wowie, the clinic last night helped ol Fonte out, didn't it?
Yikes! Owings can hit!
Whoa! Thought we were seeing a replay of last night for a second there!
i wanted to soak my drawers their for a second
C'mon Jose, just one more...
swing and a miss

1-2

One more fastball Jose!
Ironic to be beat by a pitcher getting a hit with risp when none of our hitters have been able to
He won't beat us as he Ks!
beat?

beat???? HE BEAT NO ONE!

Ironic to post this and have it not happen

You must be so disappointed.

SWING AND A MISS!! THREE OUTS!!!!!

Ascanio fulfilling his promise!!!
Jose RULES!
JOSE I LOVE YOU
Yes well check back in the threads

and see who wanted him in to start the 8th. Yes Drew he might have sucked then but anyone but Marmol.
Patton could have walked two guys and got none out too.

I'm just saying

you can’t apply performance piecemeal like that. He would have faced different hitters, etc.

He faced most of the line up but my main point was

Lou is a F)(^%^R%%%ing IDIOT for putting Mamol in AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN
Is there anyone left besides Lou that does NOT think he has been overused ( maybe Blou) ?

I think

that Marmol’s issues are mental.

Ascanio

is earning his paycheck.

sign that boy to a nice fat contract
the other side of the negativity coin lol
I think Ascanio will see more time now

Which is good, because Piniella is going to kill Marmol at this pace.

also would be nice if we didn't have TWO relievers who are lost at the back of the pen
Back from Taco Bell...

And we’re still alive.

whatd you get?
Steak Grilled stuffed burrito...

And those 89 cents chicken soft tacos.

don't relax just yet...

it is Taco Bell after all.

what if the Cubs get the lead this inning

will lou bring patton in to close???

Who is this Patton of whom you speak?
that's what Lou is asking Trammel right now
Guzman?
i think he's getting a day of rest
can't he do that

tomorrow?

yeah i was thinking that as well
phew .. I knew Fontenot was going to get that back at him
now gogdonnit, Cubs HIT THE FREAKING BALL
With the pitching we get from most of our pitchers we would be outstanding if we had some offense!
Our pitching staff has allowed the 3rd least amount of runs in all of baseball.
and we don't think the offense is going to come around?
Reed Johnson

leads off.

Fly ball to left

Nix back to the track, and makes the catch. one out.

Len says we will see Patton (who?) in the bottom

of the inning

gotta go to him at some point...
this has to be one of the most boring games I have ever seen ..
I think it's pretty interesting...

just not a lot of production, but lots of chances

either team has to suck really bad if there were so many chances with no production
my family just left the park

he said the atmosphere is completely dead .. the Cubs fans are wilted

I would be out of the park too
what do you consider exciting?

one team or the other has had a pretty good chance to score every inning

yes, it's like no one wants to win..that's not exciting in my book
maybe the pitchers want to win???????????????
Fox

fouls it away. 2-2

now would be a good time to start hitting
I took a nap and woke up to find that find that the battle of suckitude is still on
Fastball outside

3-2

Fox

liner to center for a base hit. Blanco up.

who needs XBH?
let's go blanco
Base hit...

I thought Dickerson would dive and rob us… again.

alright jake, atta boy
a double here would be nice...

though that might not score fox.

Time for Lilly to pinch-run. Gotta break up that double-play...
that would be cool .. and when he rounds home, he takes out their catcher
where's Jason Marquis when you need him?
currently

beating the tar out of St. Louis.

I suppose that'll work too
in St. Louis playing the birds?
I lost track - has Z pinch hit yet?
But only a few more years til he retires, apparently.
Blanco

swings and misses.

How about a 3 base error to get the run in?
I like Blanco's glove, but he's a baaaaad hitter
I meant to do that
Ouch...

Horrible swing.

low and inside

1-1

Blanco

fouls one off. 1-2

Come on! Get a friggin hit here!
fastball

up and in. 2-2.

Blanco

lines a base hit to center! 2 on, 1 out!

blanco singles - fox to 2nd
woohoo, single might do it now
Wow. Back to back extra inning games. Crazy.
Soto to the plate

cmon, Geo. Just knock one.

base hit to center..runners on 1st and 2nd..1 out
Here we go!!
yeah Andres!!!!!!!!!
now you pinch run...
...or at least get Lilly to stare at the catcher from the top step of the dugout
or put a moth on him
taken

for a strike. 0-1.

just hit it out!
that was a hangin slider for called strike
Come on fat boy!
check swing

1-1

soto will not be bunting here
he should not be bunting anywhere
You must've missed his last AB
boy..cordero looks disinterested
takes a strike

2-2

Wish we had last year's Soto up there......
"Who Cares" in the on deck circle
Bounces one

to short. Double play. Three outs.

let's hope for 14
Soto GOs out into a double play..ha ha ha
heh

at some point you have to laugh

yeah.this game is getting ridiculous now..
you act as if you have never seen a game that has gone deep into extras

shit happens

I hve to go to the pharm

someone else gets to do PxP

I need to go to..but will wait..c-ya
whatever you're going to get...

…double it!

Amazing! another grounder to SS by Soto!!
Predictible really...

It was the height of optimism to have thought something else would have happened….

yeah, it's like...you win..nope, you win
we're Cub fans .. we have a high tolerance of reality
I want this game over, if for no other reason than I don't want to see another Uncle Buck commercial
What a crappy non-clutch bunch of no account bunglers!

Soto’s career year must have been last year……

how can you say that?

cause he has had a shit start to one year?

If nothing else

We sure do love to make snap judgments around here.

I'm glad you said "we" there since you make plenty
no kidding

someone earlier suggested signing ascanio to a ‘fat contract’

i couldn’t tell if they were kidding

This game won't have a winner

It’ll just have one team that’s less inept than the other.

lol, very true
good luck patton

may the force be with you

first appearance this month
david patton in to end this game right here :-)
Let's hope not...
Woo hoo! Go Patton!
Here comes the walk-off
I don't really mind that
it's like two amateur boxers flailing away

and neither can score enough points or land the right blows to take out their guy

Except nobody's throwing their popcorn
patton wants to be a professional by bringing his cheeks closer to the blow
2-1..patton missed way inside
single by hannigan
Patton gives up a lead off single to right center
thank goodness it was the catcher...

otherwise, that’s a double.

what i have learned the past two days

left over pasta from Slice’s in Cleveland, TN tastes pretty darn good

this is going to make things difficult for Patton
2009 Chicago Cubs...."Refuse to Be Consistent!"
no more hits can be allowed
runner advances to 2nd..1 out
94 mph... not too shabby
if he pitched more than once every ten days, he might be a decent reliever
0-1..94MPH fast ball
dropper at 80mph... misses
1-2..good breaking pitch on the outside corner
now don't give in here
come on patton
Nasty K
not really..that was a hangin breaking ball
which was swung at and missed

guess it was the right pitch

Patton Ks Janish..2 outs
alright

I’m back. Drive-through windows are great, when there’s no line.

holy shit that was fast
it's just up the street. :D
that was fast. do you work for jimmy johns
Patton has a sharp breaking ball
1-0 on dickerson
1-1 pitch missed inside..2-1
twins @ wrigley is scary
nice pitch

swing and a miss.

2-2..another good breaking pitch from patton
just one more big pitch here and we're out of the inning
Go with the heater ricky
a good breaking pitch will get him
breaking pitch in dirt..3-2
3-2 fouled off
way inside..dick walks
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