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The Cubs Channel Monty Python's "Complete Waste Of Time" In 11-2 Loss To Brewers

This CD-ROM game would have been a better use of this afternoon than today's game.

This CD-ROM game would have been a better use of this afternoon than today's game.

In 1994, the Monty Python troupe released "Complete Waste of Time", described on Wikipedia as:

a collection of minigames, screen savers, desktop wallpaper and icons for Mac OS, DOS and Windows.

You could have spent two hours and 36 minutes with it this afternoon and had much more fun than the Cubs and 40,088 dampened fans spent watching the Cubs go down meekly to the Brewers 11-2 on a holiday afternoon when, perhaps predictably, the most fun was figuring out which inning they would play Chicago's "Saturday In The Park" on the only day that its lyrics come true:

Saturday in the park
I think it was the Fourth of July
Saturday in the park
I think it was the Fourth of July

Well, it was. But the rest of the lyrics, which include "People dancing, people laughing" and "People talking, really smiling" weren't true, that is, unless you were a Brewers fan.

Star-divide

Seriously, there's no reason for a serious recap of this game, so I thought I'd have a little fun. It drizzled or rained lightly for the entire game, a day more befitting September than early July, and the game was over in the first inning when Mike Cameron hit a three-run homer off Rich Harden. Harden threw one more inning, gave up another homer (to J. J. Hardy) and two extra-base hits and then departed, his best contribution to the game being his bunt single made when he was actually just trying to sacrifice Mike Fontenot to second in the bottom of the second inning. Just as in the first inning, when the Cubs loaded the bases after a gift dropped fly ball by Corey Hart, the Cubs failed to take advantage; Ryan Theriot then hit into the first of three double plays the Brewers turned on the afternoon.

After Milton Bradley's first home run since May 25 briefly gave the Cubs hope at only 7-2 down, the Brewers continued to pound the Cub bullpen. Casey McGehee hit a home run onto Waveland that was tracked down by our own Ballhawk Ken (and while I give you kudos for not throwing it back, Ken, why didn't you throw back one of the throwback balls I often see flying back into the park from Waveland?), and that made it 11-2, sending many people home early.

The back end of the Cubs bullpen used the last six-plus innings of today's game as more or less an audition to see who's heading back to Iowa when Angel Guzman is reactivated on Monday. If today's results are any indication, it'll be Jeff Samardzija, who gave up McGehee's homer. David Patton, apparent inheritor of the Complete Collection Of Compromising Photos Of Jim Hendry And Lou Piniella, won't be going anywhere (except back to the bullpen bench for ten days or so), and Kevin Hart threw two good innings, perhaps saving his spot in the pen for now.

About the offense, what is there to say? I repeat what's been said here by many: if Alfonso Soriano is hurt and that's why he isn't hitting, he needs to go on the DL. He's certainly not helping the team. The Cubs had no hits at all and only a pair of walks after the third inning, until Fontenot's virtually useless single with two out in the ninth.

Compliments for Bradley on his homer and having some good at-bats today. One day doesn't make him whole again, but perhaps he can build on this tomorrow and in the days to come. And the Cubs can still win the series tomorrow and accomplish what they needed to this weekend -- and here's also hoping for some sunny July days.

Finally, while I was glad the Cubs joined in on the tribute to Lou Gehrig on the 70th anniversary of his famous "luckiest man" speech, they could have waited till just before game time -- Dave Otto's rendition was read about 20 minutes before the first pitch, in the middle of the usual barrage of ads that's widely ignored by everyone, and with the park less than half full.

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First?

Probably not.

Meh ...

I’m almost glad the Cubs lost this way, rather than another heart-breaker. Seems like it’s almost easier to bounce back from a blowout loss than a 1-run nail biter.

Maybe I’m wrong …

No, I think you're on to something there.

For example, after losing last Sunday to the White Sox 6-0 and looking bad doing it, the Cubs reeled off four wins in five games.

maybe it's true with this year's team

… considering how tight they played.

Al, any idea what’s going to happen when Reed and Ramirez get back re: roster moves? Have you heard anything?

In another thread...

… someone posted that the Cubs are thinking about going with an 11-man pitching staff for now. In that case, maybe the David Patton era is over.

Me, I’d send Hoffpauir down. He’s not hitting and Sam Fuld can play the same defensive positions Hoffpauir can, only better. Fox can backup first base.

Before today, I would have assumed Hart would go down for Guzman, but Hart threw well. Samardzija might have to go back down.

I will be livid if Jake Fox gets sent down
Before I turned off the game

L&B were talking about this.

Apparently, Blanco/Fontenot(?) is out of options while Fox/Hoff/Hart/Fuld
all still have options.

I don't think that is true

I think they all have options left.

len said blancos out of options today

I don't see how that is possible

It is my understanding that an option lasts an entire season. Blanco started the season with one option and he was brought up, that option should sitll be in play. Also Fonty does have an option left.

Seems rather complicated

According to AZ Phil over at The Cub Reporter who I think knows more about these things than Hendry
Fontenot and Blanco still have an" Optional assignment waiver" which apparently means they have to clear waivers and agree to go down. Personally I find it hard to believe anyone is going to claim either, especially Scales who my be superior but has a lot less experience.

patton can spend 30 days

between now and the end of august on the dl and still remain under team control. that said, i’d rather send down hart and hoff, and dl soriano. if you sit him on the 5th, you could bring him back on the 20th.

The Brewers seemed to bounce right back from a tough 1-run loss pretty well.

Of course, Rich Harden was pretty much tossing BP out there, but still…

They’ll be fine tomorrow. Ted Lilly commands it.

Last July 4th was worse

Leading into the 9th, and a Kerry Wood blown save vs. St. Louis.

And I hit the enter button too soon...

What I was going to add onto that random, useless reply was this:

I’m so tired of people arguing against sitting Soriano. Sure, he sat for two days and we won those two games (I know, I know, that’s not an indicator of future success blah, blah, blah) and he wasn’t the only one that seemed to forget the basics of batting today, but I can’t help but wonder what might happen were this Cubs team to get a rookie overhaul. I’m not a stat-junkie and can’t dazzle anyone with my knowledge of OBP or ERA or NRA (oops, that’s not right!) but I can still tell that something’s not right with him.

Needless to say, today’s game was hard to watch from start to finish.

On another note, wasn’t the Gehrig tribute supposed to happen in the 7th inning? IMHO that would have gotten a lot more attention (sans the folks frantically trying to get a last beer) from the crowd in the park and at home.

Yes, but...

… the Cubs refuse to do anything else in the 7th but the silly “Harry tribute”, which should have been retired ten years ago.

All the other ballparks play “God Bless America” in the 7th, too, on Sundays & holidays. Not the Cubs. Perhaps new ownership will change this.

i think ricketts will have more on his mind than what len and bob sing during the 7th inning

Obviously.

But it’s also one gesture that says “we’re done with this silly marketing gimmick”.

Just have

Santo do it.

I'd vote for that.
Or just let the organ play

Why do we need a conductor, anyway?

+1

That’s how it was before Harry met with a live mic.

I know this is one of Bud's post 9/11 "look how patriotic we are" creations,

but is there any real reason for “God Bless America” in the 7th?

Other than the Yankees do it, of course…

oh, and the Cubs do it play it before the game on Sundays and holidays

right before the national anthem I think.

Yes, but EVERY OTHER TEAM does it in the 7th.

I’m so tired of the “guest conductors”, most of whom have NO connection to baseball or the Cubs. Either have Santo do it every day or retire it. It’s a tired old gimmick.

Just as long as Ronnie doesn't have to sing

“Kumbaya” I think he’d do wonderfully.

Sad to say Al, but the tradition of a "celeb" singing TMOTTB at Wrigley

keeps people at the ballpark LONGER. The longer they stay, the more money they spend on food and drink. It’s all about the Benjamins.

Today would be a perfect example of that. A blowout loss that was decided early.

That 7th inning “hook” kept people from leaving even earlier when it was apparent that the Cubs were content to “mail it in” the rest of the game.

And the “tradition” allows a lot of marginal talent to hawk their upcoming movie, book, charity event, etc., etc., etc.

Don’t get me wrong. I LIKE it when it is an ex-Cub player r someone with STRONG connections to the Cubs. Otherwise, meh.

It’s here to stay I’m afraid…

I think having ANYONE sing it would keep people there...

… particularly Santo, who is generally beloved even if not for his broadcasting insights.

In fact, I’d argue that singing that would be a perfect role for Santo.

Works for me.

Have the Jonas Brothers sung it yet? At that point, we WILL have descended into the abyss…

grats on catching the ball today, hawk -- did you throw it back? ;-)
i don't mind singing GBA in the seventh...

but i don’t like bringing a large microphone holder out to the home plate area, stopping the visiting team from warming up, and being all “look at me!!!” about it. if it is to be sung, do it like the cubs do tmottbg.

and don't forget about the storm trooper ushers who block the aisles by stringing ropes across them...

…and pretty much shoot you on sight if you even think about moving during the singing of GBA.

Ok, ok, I exaggerate… but still – from all accounts I’ve read and heard, they were pretty hard core about it at the old Yankee Stadium. Not sure if they’ve carried the attitude over to the new one or not.

I don't know...

how I feel about a weekly “God Bless America” playing, but I can certainly appreciate that on holidays. Then again, this could just be the musician in me (I get the pleasure of playing 3 hours of patriotic music at my local fireworks display tonight).

Agreed on the “Harry tribute”…especially when they bring in Larry King or Bob Uecker to sing the stretch.

they did God Bless America

the sunday Laura & Max and I came out. I wish they didn’t actually.

NO TO GBA

I know it is bad form to say this on the fourth of July, but MLB needs to dump God Bless America on Sundays. It is an unnecessary bit of enforced, and fake, patriotism.

what's next

no flag pins? how will we know who is patriotic?

The luster is off the pearl.

GBA needs to be dropped.

Not really sure why it was used in the first place. Various other songs would have been better choices.

if MLB were really sincere about the whole patriotism thing and not just trying to make themselves look good,

they should go with “America the Beautiful”. If sung right, that one will make you stand a little taller, heart pound a little stronger and maybe even bring a tear to your eye. As opposed to GBA, which to me is just sounds arrogant, pompous and a little bit “holier than thou”.

But the far easier thing to do would be to just drop it period. I’d have no problem with that.

especially if it includes the

“who more than self thy country loved
and freedom more than life.”

verse

Agree fully.
+1

I agree – it definitely feels like fake patriotism. If they insist on singing God Bless America, don’t do it in the 7th inning stretch; do it like the Cubs already do it at the beginning, before the Star Spangled Banner. In the 7th it just feels wrong – it’s baseball! It should be fun – get the solemnity out of the way at the beginning, and let us enjoy the game.

I am really poed at the Cubs for not doing it today. Do it and have Len sing the 7th.

I meant not doing the gehrig in the 7th inning.

And I thought the players were going to read it

No
All the other ballparks play "God Bless America" in the 7th, too, on Sundays & holidays. Not the Cubs. Perhaps new ownership will change this.

I hope not. There is enough fake, plaster patriotism without having to add more.

Besides, if you really must do something “patriotic” for the 7th, then at least play “This Land Is Your Land” – it is musically of much high quality,

Point being...

… whether you agree with doing it or not, the Cubs shouldn’t be exempt from something ALL other teams do.

Why not? We've been grandfathered out of it.
Al, I didn't have a throwback ball handy and rooting in my bag for one would have been too obvious

Plus, it was McGehee’s career homer #6 – you never know, he might want that milestone homer back! This way, there’s no confusion on whether or not the ‘real’ one was thrown back.

actually, the real reason is… I’m not sure my arm could make a throw all the way back onto the field anymore… ;-)

Career HR #6!

Why didn’t I think of that?

I bet you could throw the ball back to the field. Next time…

oops didn't see this when I posted above

as Emily Latella would say… never mind

It's time to work with an understudy BH.

Let the younger arm make the long toss and save yours for the WS.

Interesting idea.

We already use the understudy ballhawks to run over to Sheffield when the Mike Fontenots of the world come up. I’ll have to give some thought to leveraging their arms as well. Maybe Jacque Jones could be our roving outfield instructor… ;-)

Hmm. Somehow I don't envision JJ working out well in that role...

Maybe he could be a “spotter point” up on the bleacher concourse. You know, like the guy who runs ahead of you when your golf ball is in a low spot on the course and give you a visual line to the flag on the green so you can hit your shot…

JJ: “Hey fellas! Throw it right over head! And no fair hitting me with the throw.”

ballhawk, I've said it before...

…but you may have the coolest hobby of anybody I know.

So when I write my "Life on a Street Corner: True Confessions of a Wrigley Field Ballhawk" book...

…I can put you down for a few copies? ;-)

Seriously, thanks for the props. You’ll have to bring your glove and stop by next time you’re at Wrigley.

Or, "Streetwalker: True Confessions of a Wrigley Field Ballhawk"

I’m sure you have some bawdy hawking tales that would link nicely to the “Streetwalker” part. ;)

Went to the Goldpanners game today

at first sat behind home plate and as a foul ball soared over the bleachers in right, I thought of ballhawk and wondered if Growden Memorial Park had ballhawks too. Around the 5th inning moved over to the bleachers, looked down and behold, two little boys with gloves! What a game.

The Panners won 4-3 against the Mat-Su Miners.

Here's what I have to say about that: Casey McGehee was always someone I thought could be

useful on the Cubs 40 man roster…and when some on this board poo-pooed him a year or two ago (e.g., he was a flash in the pan), I disagreed. Good for the Brewcrew they knew quality….I would have liked him around even if his defense is pretty shoddy….

congratulations
Bradley's OPS

for the past week is well over .800, and his OPS has gone up each week the past month. So he is improving.

Soriano, on the other hand, is headed in the opposite direction. There is NO rational reason for continuing to play him. Whether he’s hurt or not, DL him (I’m sure he has something sore they can label) so he can either rest (if he’s hurt/tired) or get special instruction without boo-birds/pressure (if he’s just in a funk).

Soriano is helping the team lose every time he steps on the field, on offense and defense. There is no way around that.

theres someone on the cubs part of the cbssports forums that truly believes that soriano should be played in the leadoff spot regardless of how bad he is atm

i kind of feel bad for him

I feel bad for him too

and have to think he is down on himself too.

i was referring to the person that thinks he should be played regardless, but yeah, i feel bad for fonzie too

I don't feel bad for Fonzie at all, at least

until I see him try to bat with a lighter bat, and until I see him just try and make contact with the ball, and dunk it into right field.

Till that time comes, he does not get any pity from me.

I bet it is either Lou or Drew
it's not me

I don’t post regularly anywhere but here, and I don’t think I’ve ever been on the cbs forum.

I spent the morning with my boys (The ex and I "split" holidays)

and I have to say I probably had the best day of anyone here. It’s amazing how much fun three little guys can have with a small hadfull of kid-friendly fireworks and dad as a tackling dummy. Some thing tomorrow for my oldest’s 5th birthday, so maybe I’ll check in on Monday. Go Cubs!

Going into this series...

I just thought to myself, please don’t get swept. But we still have a chance to take 3 out of 4 tomorrow, or split as a worst case scenario. With the way we’ve been playing, I’ll take a series like this in a heartbeat.

Harden

He’s just been horrible this year. I don’t know if it’s his shoulder problem or what, but I sincerely hope the Cubs opt not to re-sign him in the offseason.

If I thought he had any trade value, I'd try to deal him now.

The Angels could use a starting pitcher, but Harden has been so bad I can’t imagine anyone wanting him.

Brenley called him wild

in the strike zone. It’s not like he was walking people with awful control, he just missed his location in the zone and unfortunately, the Brewers know how to hit balls right down the middle.

I think even the Nationals

are familiar with this concept. At this point, I’d almost rather take my chances with Rich Hill than Rich Harden.

How about the Phillies?

They are looking under every rock for pitching. Maybe they might think they can “fix” him.

Jim Hendry would be interested.

Oh, wait…

Nevermind.

I'm pretty sure the Brewers would take him off your hands.
Go back to brew crew crew you troll
Ted isn't a troll

He’s just an opposing fan. They’re very different.

i love this game

who would you offer us?

Bill Hall.

Who else? :)

His velocity looked alright

I think he was just off… and awful. But I don’t think he’s hurt.

On TV, his pitches looked like they had NO movement.
exactly

Whatever happened to Harden’s ‘out’ pitch the sinking changeup. Everything he threw today was straight as an arrow. Very strange.

It was like he was pitching a slightly faster PB to the hitters...
Wasn't that our complaint

The couple of starts before his last one (6/29 @ PIT)?

yeah, i'm thinking there's something wrong with his mechanics

which make me think he’s injured.

Agreed

Neither is Soriano. Failure somehow has become synonomous with “injury” around here.

Shame the game started out the way it did

I was looking forward to a quick interjection of “Can you dig it? Yes I can…” Instead, I just went back to bed. Ah, well -we’ll get ’em tomorrow.

Keep faith

Sure this loss was ugly, but every team has games like this. We can still take the series with a win tomorrow. If we can take 2 of 3 from the Braves, and then even settle for a split with St Louis, I’d be happy going into the break

Ugly yes, but it only counts as one.

So lace up and win tomorrow.

Call me goofy

Call me goofy but when I heard mistakenly the players were going to read Lou’s speech I thought it would have been a cool thing to have all the accents, nationalities and such represented on a team like the Cubs reading in unison or maybe taking parts. Maybe even have an international flavor of having Z say a line in spanish and Fukudome one in japanese to show the international flavor of the sport.

Like "WE ARE THE WORLD"... in the '80s...

well, maybe not…

Would Prince boycott this, too?
Well, Michael Jackson would have to this time around...
Ha!

Forgot about that guy/girl/person/thing.

Unfortunately, the essence of Michael Jackson left us all many years ago...
ok your goofy
Mr. Disney would like his royalty check now.
With the way the team

has played to this point in the season, I didn’t expect much going into this weekend. At best I was hoping for a split and for the team to not lose any more ground, and I’d be willing to bet that if someone had told you Thursday night that they would split 4 games with the Brewers, most folks would take that in a heartbeat.

That being said, win tomorrow with the Axe Murderer on the mound, and they’re only a 1 1/2 games back with the cavalry coming Monday night.

I’ll agree with tharr about Soriano. If the Cubs can make up an injury to Aaron Miles, they can sure as hell make up one for Soriano.

I think the Cubs have to

bite the bullet on this one, sit Soriano. Why not DL him, you got the All-Star Break give him sometime off. Of course Soriano is probably lobbying for time, saying he is fine. So I am sure Lou is in a predictment. However enough is enough, find the pine Sori.
 Cubs should try to trade Harden, get the best deal they can get.
 Have a good game tomorrow Ted.

You know the worse part about Soriano struggling?

In the last 30 days (well June atleast), he’s played better than Fukudome and Hoffpauir.

In fact, Soriano’s .OBP is higher than Fukudome’s for that period! I would have never guessed that.

In an 11-2 loss, I had a feeling going in Brewers were going to win this. They lost in an embarrassing way the last two games. They’re too good right now against our team to be swept. Hopefully we can come back with a vendetta and win tomorrow.

that's not the worst part.

the worst part is that in order for this team to succeed, soriano has to hit; he’s a cornerstone of the team.

Wait till Monday

I know it sucks because he’s highly paid but lets see how he does with Ramirez in the lineup.

For a couple of weeks until Rami gets his stroke back?

Don’t you think he’ll press harder since Aramis won’t be hitting like his old self?

maybe

Rami will hit like his old self. We’ve had tons of bad luck this year, maybe we get to have some good luck now.

I didn't one pitch of the game but seriously...

why is fukudome leading off?

Well

Even when he’s not hitting, he usually sees a lot of pitches. Which is what you want of a leadoff man, besides getting on base.

But he gets on base less than Soriano

Makes no sense.

Doesn't Dome have the highest OBP on the team?

hes basing that off of a small diff in the june OBP

and fuld hasn't ....
Because Fuld was showing up Soriano

and they had to make sure he did not start and do something stupid like take pitches and get on base. Well back to Iowa Monday but he he will always have Pittsburgh.

fuld needs to learn his place, huh

i think there's a chance he will stay

fukudome, soriano, and hoffpauir are all stinking up the joint. if they do send him down, then that shows me that they don’t watch games.

I don't get it

Yes, they are paying Soriano quite handsomely but they’re not paying him to lose. You’re paying him either way. Sit his ass down for an extended period…not this 2 days nonsense…until he shows he’s willing to change his approach. I’ve been saying it for weeks and he has changed absolutely nothing. Now in today’s Trib, comes word about some mechanical changes. Sure, I’ll believe that when I see it. Scouts around baseball are laughing at how brutal Soriano is and certainly at the Cubs for continuing to run him out there to the detriment of the club.

May I make a suggestion?

You have said this same thing in these threads several times now. There is nothing any of us in here can do about this situation. Take your complaints to the people who can make the changes you want. Repeating yourself in here does nothing. We can’t help you.

And since there's nothing any of us can really do about anything...

…regarding the Cubs, I guess that means we should stop all discussion about the team and stop participating in this website.

Apparently the fact that none of us has an “in” with the front office means that we shouldn’t engage in discussions or give opinions.

Is it okay though if we continue to mindlessly cheerlead?

sure

you have mine ..

It's not dsicussion

with him it’s like a freaking lecture every post.

that's ridiculous, Jessica

Fuld is an excellent backup OF. But I think it’s very unreasonable to think that he didn’t play because he was “showing up” Soriano. I’d bet no one is happier about Fuld succeeding then Soriano and Lou, who both remember what it was like to be in the minors. But you don’t bench an all star to play a backup unless there’s an injury.

We’re not going to the playoffs on Fuld’s bat. We could get to the playoffs on Soriano’s bat, but he has to be in the lineup to start hitting again.

Returned from the Sox @ Royals game.

Sox hit the crap outta Hochevar, sending three homers to almost the exact same spot in deep left-center. Royals fought it out and won 6-4. Fun game and real good baseball by the Royals. Make your way down to Kauffman, please, it is a gorgeous stadium since the renovations.

Royals game started, they turned on the out of town games, and it was already 5-0 Brewers. WTF.

Oh, and I forgot.

Today was “HALTER TOP DAY”. The Royals allowed fans to vote on their favorite retro-promo day, and of course this won. Needless to say, I got a retro t-shirt out of it…and probably saw more dudes in halter tops than dudettes.

Dan

Just checked the guide

I was all excited about getting to hear Chip Caray tomorrow (whom I really enjoy listening to)… TBS is blacked out and the Sox are on WGN.

Really sucks. :-( Why have a national telecast and then black it out? I thought blackouts were supposed to encourage you to sell out a game… but I’m more than 50 miles from Wrigley and a whole state away.

Yet another ridiculous application of Bud's Idiotic Blackout Rules.
thankfully, one of the few benefits living in SE TN offers
the second I saw McGehee's jack out of the park ..

I hit the satellite remote and saw a program called “Man Vs. Cartoon” that was on.

It sounded oddly appropriate given the fact that I hadn’t seen the ball actually land yet on Waveland, and somehow perversely comforting that I could watch something I’d get more out of.

The guy was trying to use rocket powered skates. It didn’t work.

Man, what a metaphor for this season.

Cubs will take care of business today. no questions about it.

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