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Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Cardinals, Friday 9/18, 7:15 CT

From Thursday's game.

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The "This thread is available for sponsorship" thread...
Underwritten by "Squint's Hemorrhoid Cream Soda"
ok - I just shifted a little bit in my chair...
WINNIN' TIME!
Fuck

Miles batting

really
...................

WHAT THE HELL LOU

Not MILES! Oh, God...
We've just been Aaroned.
Awesome picture at the top.
Pat & Ron: "He chased a bad ball"

I can’t even summon the will to comment. Oh, I guess I just did.

hes bunting, could be worse i guess
And he did it successfully.

Thank you Mr. Miles. Now catch a cab back to the hotel.

Aaron Miles failed to suck

Weird.

since he isn't a product of our minor league system

He knows how to bunt.

but sucks at every other aspect

of the game

well yeah

he knows how to bunt, that is it

Or maybe

McClellan felt bad for his old teammate and threw the ball where the bat was

keeping a ball in the infield is his specialty.

he has worked on it all season

Nice "jump" graphic!
Thanks
hope to see it next year as well!
It's in the BCB Flickr group

Feel free to use it whenever jumping is required :D

good job miles

now go ride some pine

Smokies tied it up in the 6th

4 all

soto owned

wow

Dammit. Soto Ks. Muffin man up
wouldnt be soto if he didnt stare at strike 3
Damn

I hate the fucking Cardinals

Come on Baker!
You know the pitcher is throwing strikes

Why keep looking at them?

Yessss, McClellan

Pitch to the Muffin Man!

Uh, oh. Gregg throwing in the pen.
and pujols will bat in the bottom of the 8th

awww shiii

When is he due up?

Just so I can prepare for Gregg’s latest home run.

Awesome.

Simply awesome.

there was a time when this did not scare me.
Hey, he's pitching for a contract!
thats an insult to pitchers everywhere

I dont know what the fuck he is doing when he is up there, but its not pitching

hes throwing fastballs down broadway

thats what hes doing

Baker out 6-3. 3 outs.
Did I miss something?

anything wrong with Guzman?

Reaggravated triceps

Day-to-day.

oblique strain, right?

Lou = oblique

No, that's Lou=obtuse.
his arm is very weak
the 1 time the cubs try small ball

they fail horribly

Well, gird your loins and chinch up your trusses Cubs fans.

This is going to be a toughie…

OK

Picture fail?

All I see at work for this is a red X.

I see an atomic wedgie.
You're not missing much

Quit working! It’s Friday night!

I'm off in about half an hour.
probably just as well
Lilly still in to pitch in the bottom of the 8th.

THANK GOD.

2 pitches, 2 outs
Schu's out 6-3 on one pitch
Way to go, Sammy!
Lugo out to Fuld in center. 2 out.
Cheese boy singles. Here comes Poo-holes.
I was chastised for referring to Prince Albert by that name
I'll refrain from here on out. How 'bout Prince Albert in the Can?
I've got no problems with it

may too much Pujols love around here

he prefers to be called "Your Lord and Savior, Albert Pujols"
How about

Best Player in Baseball and Someone I’d Give My Taint to Have as a Cub?

when your done sucking his dick

I could use some lovin too

ok, I realize that it's past bedtime for the little kids (except on the left coast)...

…but that’s still pretty inappropriate.

And here comes Kevin Gregg to pitch to Albert Poo-holes

Dear God in heaven, why, why, why?

Obviously

We were all really, really bad in our former lives.

We were all Charlie Manson?

Ugh.

Where is Guzman?????
oblique or triceps or something
Gregg in to face Pujols

This is a joke

If I hurry, I might be able to get down there in time to catch the home run...
You won't have to.

Poo-holes will hit it all the way to Chicago. :(

problem is, my throw-back wouldn't make it past Belmont...
Just stand on your front porch now. It'll come...
My stomach just soured.
Here you go

Extra strength please.
SMUT to a dyslexic
Didja hear the one about the agnostic, insomniac dyslexic?

He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Ted gets the loss for this?

Horseshit

"Gregg retires Pujols"

music to my ears!

What now? What language are you speaking there fella?
I don't know.

I’m not fluent in that language after what happened in August.

"Gregg retires"

sounds just as sweet…

Ba-da boom. CHING!
Wow, I'm stunned. Out 6-4 FC.
Kevin Gregg - ROOGY

Please, Lou?

Kevin Gregg - Waterboy

Please, Lou?

holy crap

HE HASTH BEEN RETIRED

I can breathe!!!!

In play, out(s)!!!!!

And against Poo-holes … BY KEVIN GREGG?!?!?!?

lets score 1 freaking run mmk
Think big. Let's shoot for TWO!
Franklin having an off month

let’s shoot for a crooked #

Franklin in

He’s been bad recently

cubs have a thing when it comes to bad pitchers

i expect an immaculate inning

We tend to sign them.
Okay ... Can I has Cubs runs now???
Scales up.

Fox on deck

Scales takes it to a full count
and proceeds to k

im glad hes a starter

You're saying the scales have fallen from your eyes?
Let's hope Jake finds a good fastball to hit here
or even a crappy one...
how about a ball into Big Mac land?
Heil-mol

Warming

dont worry

hell only face st holliday luddy and st derosa

Nilknarf!

It’s a joke from “The Critic”!

Fox Ks. 2 out.
Matt Holliday's walk off homer is too bad
Riot, please?
Working on that Golden Sombrero
NM

Single up the middle.

Not quite.

Singles up the middle.

Riot singles!
Dome, please?
Leave the bat on your shoulder, Kosuke!
if Dome gets on Lee will hit a 3 run HR...
We won't have to worry about that.

Riot picked off…. :(

or Theriot will get picked off first in a crucial situation...
Riot picked off.

Just friggin’ great.

a one tool player is a tool
Damn you Theriot...get a freakin' haircut

what the hell?

He almost got picked off the first time, what the hell is he doing?

Riot was pretty determined to get picked off there
He succeeded admirably
And he succeeded very well...
dont worry

hell hit a HR in his next AB

WWBD

What would Blanco do?

Not that. (provided he could get on base)

Well, this could be quick...
And, sadly, it was.
Yep. You could smell it coming.
you know as much as i rag on soriano bradley fontenot gregg and heilman

i actually have more uh… anger directed towards theriot. funny, huh?

funny- ha ha, or funny- strange?
i just dont know anymore...
He has the ability to succeed

And squanders it mercilessly.

good night friends.

see you in 2010.

Enough already

I’m sick of “season’s over” posts every day for the last month and a half.

Get over it
Talk about

someone who should take his own advice.

OVER!
God, are you

an insufferable jackoff.

Dude...

You walk into a thread where the last little vestiges of possible hope — a sweep of the Cards — was crushed and expect us all to be sunshine and light?

THAT is insufferable.

No

There really wasn’t any hope coming into this game, anyway. But I get it, some of you enjoy being miserable. Well, you get your wish.

I'm sorry we don't meet your standards of cheerfulness

Don’t worry, we’ll all strive to live up to your lofty standards. Why don’t you go polish your halo and fluff up your cloud and wait?

I know what you can go polish

and it sure ain’t a halo.

Good night.

Door. Ass.

Don’t let one hit the other.

don't you mean "Ovah"?
I"m not sure Hawk

was able to muster even that tonight after an 11-0 pasting.

No, it's not enough already considering...

I haven’t posted anything on here regarding “season’s over”

Pull your head out….IT’S OVER….we aren’t going to make up 10 games against the Cardinals or 7.5 in the wild card.

Done. Finished. Period.

I came to terms with the fate of this season a long time ago

what took you so long?

Screw off

I know the score. I don’t need to be reminded of it 30 times a day, thank you.

OVER! OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER
Then quit

watching and posting. Why put yourself through the torture?

Because I'm enjoying talking about 2010

And I happened to be able to catch tonight’s game in its entirety.

Unlike you, I don’t feel the need to bitch and moan and put on my cop’s hat.

Ha! Now that's a laugh

You’re one of the biggest idiots on this board.

nope - you just bitch and moan
TEH SEASON. ITZ OVER!

GFY!

WAlk off home run. Goodnight folks.
that was fast
See my post at 11:07. It was.
what happened, mlb.tv cut out
Holliday walk off HR to lead off the bottom of the 9th.

Thank you Aaron H.

and thanks Lou for putting in Heilman

who is effing terrible

Well, this game sucks

Let’s recap

Every single Cards mid-season acquisition contributed to this victory.

And every single

Cubs off season acquisition….. uhhhh….

So they did very well in doing what they were supposed to do.

Can’t fault them for that. It’s their job.

when do the Cubs players start doing theirs?
Walk off HR Cards.

YEAH BABY!

Pic fail :(
I'm having problems with that one.

It’s supposed to show a Cub hitting a Cardinal with a bat.

keep that poop on viven los aviones, please
SAINT HOLLIDAY HASTH COME THROUGH

All hail the Holy Trinity

Matt Holliday is nauseating.

yeah, jeez

that guy

"hi im matt holliday and i can only hit in the NL"
what a chump
who are you?
just a guy

who thinks we’ll get ’em tomorrah!

YUCK!
Well, goodnight all.

Time to beat the Golden Domers

Good luck tomorrow.

I won’t be around to talk college FB with you, but I’ll check to see how you guys did when I get back.

night Zeke...

good luck tomorow.

I've had enough of Lou

He insists on using the same crappy players (Heilman, Miles, etc.) and then when he finally wakes up and realizes he needs to make a change he puts in guys like Patton last night or Scales for the past 2 weeks.

If something’s gonna happen next year, I think we need a new manager.

Who

should have been pitching instead? Suggestions?

Kerry Wood

Of course

perhaps you?
I think I'd be about as good

as Heilman was on that pitch, actually.

Marshall would be my best guess.

Maybe Marshall or even Marmol. I know it’s not a save situation and you might “need him later” but you’ve got to get to “later” in the first place.

Can't use Marmol

and Marshall was worked in the Brewers series.

why not

why CAN’T we use marmol?

The curse

Of the Aarons continues…

They were both in the game

And we lost. Coincidence? I think not.

We've been Aaroned tonight.
miles helped

ill uh… lay off him for today

Oh, if only we could be Erined instead...

Well some of us, that is. Others would probably want to be Geoed… ;-)

There ya go. :D
Three words say it all

The Aarons suck

smokies still tied 4-4 in bottom of the 8th

maybe their SS wont get picked off

All right guys, I'm off.

See you tomorrow. Go Cubs!

night
Sue...

You should go visit The Rivalry, Esq. Big 10 football blog.

That’s my shameless plug for the night. :)

Okay... who's

ready for some football against Syracuse! Oh yeah!

smokies win 5-4 on starlin castro single

i like this guy already

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