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Sending A Shark After The Sweep: Cubs vs. Brewers Preview, Wednesday 9/23, 7:05 CT

Over the last few days, I have posted a few "write your own caption" photos, and no one's really contributed one, due, I suppose, to being focused on other issues.

However, I think today's photo should result in quite a few good caption ideas. Fire away! I will choose what I think is the best one and send the poster a copy of the DVD "Chasing October". (Which, unfortunately, we are still doing.)

A few other baseball notes while we get ready for an attempt at the second Cubs series sweep this month (and both on the road, too):

Lineup via Twittermyer:

Theriot, ss; Colvin, cf; Lee, 1b; Ramirez, 3b; Fox, lf; Baker, 2b; Johnson, rf; Soto, c; Samardzija, p

Star-divide

Today's Starting Pitchers
Jeff Samardzija
Jeff Samardzija
Cubs
vs. Chris Narveson
Chris Narveson
Brewers
1-2 W-L 1-0
7.89 ERA 4.22
18 SO 27
14 BB 12
5 HR 6
vs. Mil -- vs. Cubs

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Jeff Samardzija 1-2 19 1 0 0 0 0 29.2 41 26 26 5 14 18 7.89 1.85


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Chris Narveson 1-0 18 2 0 0 0 0 32.0 33 15 15 6 12 27 4.22 1.41

Jeff Samardzija is making his second major league start. The first one wasn't very good. Let's hope for improvement -- I really would like to see the Shark pitch well so he has a shot at the 2010 staff. He has never faced the Brewers.

Chris Narveson is the very definition of a journeyman. Originally drafted by the Cardinals in the 2nd round in 2000, he was traded to the Rockies in 2004 as part of the deal that brought Larry Walker to St. Louis. Then Colorado sent him to Boston for Byung-Hyun Kim. He was later waived by the Red Sox, claimed by the Cardinals who then let him go as a six-year free agent; the Brewers signed him before the 2008 season. In his minor league career he played for: Johnson City, Peoria (when it was a Cardinals affiliate), Potomac, Johnson City again, Peoria again, Palm Beach, Tennessee, Tulsa, Pawtucket, Memphis, Palm Beach again, Memphis again, Palm Beach and Memphis for a third time, and Nashville. Just think of the frequent-flyer (or maybe it's frequent-bus) miles. He has never started against the Cubs, but threw one inning of relief in each of three games at Wrigley Field in July, allowing a total of four hits and a run. Mike Fontenot was 2-for-3 against him with a double.

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Give these youngins a chance....

Colvin, Shark, etc.

Maybe we’ll get surprised like we did with Wells.

I agree on Colvin

He deserves a chance… but unless Shark’s picked up another pitch or two since we saw him last, this could get ugly.

Just curious: Why not give Marshall a start?
marshalls better in the bullpen
Pitching to one batter seems like an incredible waste of his talent.

And with the September call-ups, there’s no shortage of bullpen arms.

maybe lou wants to see how many home runs can be hit in 1 game between both teams
One batter is a waste

but he IS better in the ’pen.

We don't know that unless you give him regular starts.
exactly.

Marshall is a much more talented pitcher than Samardzija as is.



“Hold still; you’ve got some Milton Bradley on your pants…..”

No - your prostate feels normal to me........
"Prince, you're fatter than me!"
I try and try to tune this radio in to get Ron & Pat, but all I get is static!
Mr. Fielder: Would you unclench and release my hand please?
Lou! What are YOU doing in there?

hey man, i didn’t know you stuffed too…

Later tonight- Prince Fielder craps out a major league catcher: Film at 11...
Soto charged with a passed ball
Groan.

But funny.

Caption: "Yep, I think Ryan Braun's head will fit in there."
"o, Prince, gimme some of your stash!"
"Randy...Peek-a-boo! A-boo! Aaaa-boo!"
Behold!

The world’s first human vending machine!

Wow!

Hmm it seems your pants size really is “infield tarp”

Photo Captions:

“Inertia: a property of matter by which it remains at rest or in uniform motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external force”

“Hey, your right man, it does feel like a ziploc bag full of snot.”

Maybe Shark will surprise us with a good effort tonight.

I like tonight’s line up. It will be interesting to see how it plays. Let’s put up another 3 spot in the first!

photo:

“I know you have a vegan hoho in there somewhere.”

Caption posting

Yep, Vegetarians colons are cleaner.

Photo:

“You just struck out again, here, let me un-tuck your Jersey for you since this game is practically over.”

Caption:

The Prince stands tall with is mighty sword as the knight in the blue armor holds up his embarrASSing baggy trousers.

I like the lineup. I am happy Colvin is getting a chance vs the lefty.

Let’s see what he can do

I Like the look of this lineup too....

it would be a nice one for next April…

colvins OBP in the minors is pretty pathetic though
Just what our outfield needs...more OBP.
So you're saying we don't need OBP?
oh and theriot still should never leadoff
Photo:

Soto: "And now you know why Miles calls me ‘the puppet master’ "

caption:

♪♫ move ’em out, Rawhide! ♪♫

complete chorus...

♪♫Move ’em on, head ’em up
Head ’em up, move ’em on
Move ’em on, head ’em up
Rawhide
Count ’em out, ride ’em in,
Ride ’em in, count ’em out,
Count ’em out, ride ’em in
Rawhide! ♪♫

2 left fielders?

Fox and Johnson in left? Is Colvin good enuf to cover right from center?

my gas is Johnson is in RF
rf

Johnson is in right

Correct.

I mistyped it. I’ll fix it.

Al, re: Tiger Stadium.

Various factions tried and tried to come up with plans to save portions of the park.

Some were grand, some more realistic. They ranged from turning portions of the park into apartments while keeping the field, to a full restoration and pitch to make it a minor league park.

Even Ernie Harwell formed a preservation group and had a plan that would have preserved a small portion of the stands and the field for use as a city park.

In the end, the city just felt they didn’t want any of the associated costs of maintenance. Apparently they would rather have yet another empty lot in the city of Detroit.

Sad indeed.

I knew about the preservation efforts.

Sad that none of them succeeded. I was glad I got to see the place in 1999 before it closed.

I have a lot of memories of seeing games there when I was a kid, teen and in my 20s.

Summer nights while in college sitting in the upper deck bleachers in CF smoking cigars and drinking beers watching Tom Veryzer at short, Gary Sutherland at second. Ron Leflore in CF Rusty Staub in RF. John Hiller pitching. Yes, the Tabbies stunk.

We had the place to ourselves. That is until that darn kid Fidrych came along, and then people started to notice the Tigers again.

Tom Veryzer.

Not a very good player, but he was part of the 1984 Cubs NL East title team.

Yep. I have his name on a 1984 World Series pennant.
1984...

More painful than any other number in my life.

When I gave the pennant to Ryne Sandberg two years ago to sign

he gave it a long look before signing.

2003?
1969.

Sigh.

Since you're a little older..

do you feel 1969 is worse?

I would think because of the 5 outs thing, 2003 would be worse.

I remember both vividly, including being in Wrigley for game 6 in 2003.

Each is awful in their own right. Trying to pick one as worse than the other is impossible for me.

Fair, I guess it's all part of the collective heartbreak.
1969 hurt worse

since it was my first.

Then came 84, 89,and then 03. I was pretty jaded by then. I must confess, last year was almost as bad as 1969 because I really felt in my heart that they were too good up and down to choke again.

1969 - more of a groan than a sigh
Wasn't alive for 1969

2003 hurt real bad. But 1984 was right when baseball—through the Cubs and one Ryne Sandberg—grabbed my imagination. Being 8 years old then, my little soul was crushed and then stomped on. Last year was also like a kick in the shins with spikes.

Caption

Yes, my Prince, the adjustments to your regal gown will be ready for your coronation.

i am HAPPY

to see one of our young future stars (shark samardzija) being given an opportunity to start. this is a perfect example of trying to make lemonade out of a lemon of a season.

LET’S GO CUBS!
LET’S GO SHARK!

Caption..

“psst, Prince..Can I fall down too when you homer off the shark?”

Tonight I fear

another journeyman pitcher will reclaim his lost youth against an inconsistent Cubs offense, And with Shark on the mound we may need double digit runs just to stay in the game.

Bradley Apologizes?

Worf just posted this in a related Fanpost:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4498298

It was just on WGN-TV

Whatever. I accept his apology but he remains dead to me.

i bet the racist teachers pressured him to do it
is it great that

Milton agreed to donate the $400,000 in salary for the rest of the year to charity.

(sarcasm)

It sure must be hard to apologize to get paid $400,000 for 3 weeks for sitting on your butt where your biggest decision is whether you will watch Ellen or Oprah.

Photo

Dude, no way am I being the back end of the horse costume with you for halloween! Erin Andrews you are not…

I'm happy Reed is back tonight.

I wish I had more confidence in Shark. Hopefully things go well.

Seems like Reed's been gone 6 months.
More Photo

How about when you lose, instead of untucking your shirts, we take off your pants. Lets try it out!

photo caption...

Hey, Mr. Macha, found your stat book…

Photo:

When viewed @ 15X magnification

Bobby Scales must have the flu or something...
or he just sucks...
I think he was being sarcastic.
Some really good photo captions above.

Keep ‘em coming. I’ll read them all over in the morning and pick the winner.

dont know if this was mentioned but

cubs sign rockford riverhawks jason james. http://www.rockfordriverhawks.com/news/?id=9036

joe mauer in disguise?

James is an outfielder.

I suspect he’ll get a spring training invite. The man can hit.

the mauer part was about his BA
Right.

You’re right, the guy can hit. If he can play OF passably, he might have a shot at eventually making the team.

plus hes left handed!
Right to the top of Lou's list!
all of our problems are solved!
I know you probably shouldn't read TOO much....

…into his numbers, but damn……

but the numbers....are the truth!
James is already 25...

… so he’s not really a prospect. Still….

Photo

Nice and firm…like a good melon!

or -> I don' think it's ripe yet...
Speak your mind, but at least be honest.

I detest the idiots that come onto this site and post their stupid comments, which indicate that Wrigley Field is nothing more than a 40,000 seat Cubs fan beer garden, filled with a bunch of rowdy alcoholics that have no interest whatsoever in the way the Cubs are playing baseball on any given day. I believe in the 14th amendment, but at least these dumbo’s should exercise their freedom of speech to tell the truth.

Case in point; Once the comments that these trashy people post here are eliminated, the reminder of the comments posted generally come from “Cubs Nation” fans which, express their sentiments be they good or otherwise to the manageability of the Cubs organization. The Cubbies, like the Yankees and Red Sox have always had the biggest and most loyal fan bases in major league baseball.

In conclusion, I suspect that the morons that criticize the Cubs organization and it’s fans have no self values and don’t even have a bit of loyalty to any team or anyone including their mothers.

GO CUBS.

great way to get a point across

call everyone who disagrees with you a moron and then cite the Constitution.

Awesome.

Blou, is that you?
What's Cub's Nation?
my guess is you will get more respect for your point of view by

1) avoiding the use of “moron” and
2) keeping the post a tad briefer (see “pontificating”)

Nice try, but......

Shambles rambles, then ambles
yeah I got a response...............what?
Caption...

“Hey ump, can I get a ruling? If the ball doesn’t come out, is it a ground rule double?”

or along the same lines

“I heard the ball getting stuck in the ivy, but…”

I've heard of spitballs, but man...
I'm surprisingly upbeat about the Cubs..... even STILL!

What’s the matter with me?!?!

Ever since Sunday?
Damn.

You’re right. When they lose I’ll fall back into the rut.

Even I feel a little better.

Sometimes you just have to move on and Sunday felt like the first step in that process.

True

That’s kinda how I feel. Optimism or whatever it is…. I’m already counting down the days ‘til ST. It’s gonna be a LONG winter, lemme tell ya.

With the end of the season coming there’s some excitement for what could happen in the offseason.

The truth always hits home.

Brief!

photo caption...

Guiness Book of World Records:
Category: Sports and Games
Record: Longest time spent before being found in a game of Hide-n-Seek
Current recordholder: Geovany Soto, 37 hours 22 minutes, September 21-22, 2009

Can someone shed light?

Don’t feel like googling right now…

I heard (Carlos Zambrano / Red Sox / trade) in the same sentence on TV sometime recently.

Dunno if that was a sports anchor’s speculation or from somewhere else….

more than likely speculation

Zambrano can’t be traded right now, as it is.

Yeah, he can't...

Just bugged me…. dunno where I heard from, either a Chicago media outlet, ESPN, etc. Wondered if anyone else heard it.

He's said he doesn't want to be traded

Despite his antics, he’s a great pitcher and our staff would be much weaker without him. He’s also said he doesn’t want to be traded and would use his NTC if given the opportunity. And personally, I love the guy so I’d hate to see him go.

One of the few games where I have more confidence in the line up

than the starter.

im more confident in gregg and heilman

than the starter

for you

that is not saying much…

ofcourse

because heilman is such a nice guy in real life…

and we all know off the field behavior

is the only thing that matters.

He loves his Mom....

…that’s good for at least 1 good outing a season

it is

the ONLY thing that matters. baseball is just a silly game, at it’s core.

A team full of great guys

who don’t play well would be a great example… but it sure wouldn’t win many games.

I appreciate the fact that Heilmann is a nice guy. But that isn’t enough for him as a baseball player.

he's had a decent year

performing in a role he never asked for (middlerelief). every time heilman is offered up for trade, the gm’s stand in line.

sometimes i cant tell if youre just one giant troll...
he is a nice guy

he interviews very well, even after the outrage he was subjected to in ny

so he throws gopherballs to help their stats

i see i see

thats great

but i still don’t like him as a pitcher.

????

I am pretty much a pollyanna around here. Heck I STILL check the “magic” number.

Oops ignore this

I thought Brian was saying I usually had no faith in the Cubs. Just got lost in the thread.

OK, but what's the magic number?
Well 7 before they can be eliminated.
poor doggie got all lost in the thread...

no

i was responding to christos

I realized that too late.
Can't win for losing.

@LAcarl519; Thank you for dismissing my opinion with your imperious gesture.

Try using the reply feature.
he's got a point, guy
Photo

“Can I use some of this? Bradley needs it for his apology tomorrow.”

Photo

“Can I use some of this? My son is making a science fair project: The Effects of Milton Bradley and Aaron Miles on the Chicago Cubs.”

Caption

Sorry sir, no ball in here

Photo

Wow I never knew people could ACTUALLY have a stick up their ass. It’s amazing that you don’t even feel it.

Evergrey rules

I just wanted to say that.

Photo Caption

Tag! Youre out!

Photo Caption

I like big butts and i cannot lie!

Caption

“Dude, your fat arse is blocking my view of Milwaukee!”

Caption

Where does it itch, Your Majesty?

Caption

Yep, still moving and your standing still. You CAN do the Homer Simpson jiggle!

Caption: Peek-a-boo, I feel you
Caption: If I hide here, maybe that guy will stop throwing that ball at me....
There are a lot of excellent captions here.

But I’m choosing ballhawk’s “Guinness Book” as the winner. Inspired. I’ll give you the DVD whenever you’re next at the ballpark.

Thanks for all the entries! I’ll probably run more little contests over the offseason.

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